Always look on the bright side on life

2  2018-01-10 by [deleted]

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I don’t understand how Dawn looks so much like her and the her two sons ended up looking like Zimbabwean warlords.

I bet Joe swindled that old broad good.

Joe: Hey mom, could I borrow $100 until tomorrow?

Mother: Sure son, here you go.

5 mins later

Joe: Hey mom, could I borrow $100 until tomorrow?

Mother: Sure son, here you go.

*5 mins later

Joe: Hey mom, could I borrow $100 until tomorrow?

Mother: Sure son, here you go.

*5 mins later

Joe: Hey mom, could I borrow $100 until tomorrow?

Mother: Sure son, here... Oh I've ran out of cash

Joe: That's okay, I can take your jewellery.

It’s funny because she’s dead.

Shes a hot a granny! I’d fuck.

Sorry, she WAS a hot granny, my bad.

Who knows, the body might still be warm

She look like Judge Judy. when I see her I can't help but smell overbearing old lady perfume.

Good one

mcpelton - You're an ass.

Mean