You've got Opie. If he doesn't get a gig in 2018, it will be just as funny as the gig he will end up taking out of desperation if he does get a job. Making fun of unemployed Opie will be just as entertaining as mocking employed Opie at a shit third rate market radio station. And of course, the inevitable split up of his marriage which is only a matter of time.
Then you've got Anthony who is fast deteriorating into a emotional mess. Artie, his new partner for all of 4 months, is probably not returning thus alienating the portion of his subscriber base who joined just for him. The other part of his subscribers will continue to dwindle as they realize Ant's no longer doing a comedy show but a stale, knock off "Alt-Right" shitfest. The emptiness of his personal life that he has filled with underage girls, alcohol and money will become more acute as his long time friends start to distance themselves from his self-destructive decline.
Jim will continue to fall further into irrelevance in the industry as his comedy shtick of tranny and AIDS jokes wear thinner than his gaunt feminine figure. Eventually actually getting AIDS from a tranny with whom he tries to form a long term relationship before he/she swindles him of his fortune and leaves him for dead. He will then declare his homosexuality, but know one will care. The Chip podacast will fall by the wayside, the Jim and Sam show will die and he will cling to his final gig hosting an advice/talk show on OUT-Q.
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10 TheDarkFezRises 2018-01-10
The sub seems to have exponentially improved every year since Ant got fired.
9 Applesauceinmypants 2018-01-10
They'll both sink past rock bottom and get back together. Then we'll make sense again.
5 MSteve1232000 2018-01-10
There’s no way there isn’t going to be a death in 2018.
2 OutlawMemer 2018-01-10
A blood vessel in Anth's head will explode mid-Tweet by summer.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-01-10
Hoping it's both Opies.
3 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-10
OK cool
3 King_Jezzzebleluukyn 2018-01-10
WILL IT?!
3 Mu_Scevich 2018-01-10
We are in a no lose situation.
You've got Opie. If he doesn't get a gig in 2018, it will be just as funny as the gig he will end up taking out of desperation if he does get a job. Making fun of unemployed Opie will be just as entertaining as mocking employed Opie at a shit third rate market radio station. And of course, the inevitable split up of his marriage which is only a matter of time.
Then you've got Anthony who is fast deteriorating into a emotional mess. Artie, his new partner for all of 4 months, is probably not returning thus alienating the portion of his subscriber base who joined just for him. The other part of his subscribers will continue to dwindle as they realize Ant's no longer doing a comedy show but a stale, knock off "Alt-Right" shitfest. The emptiness of his personal life that he has filled with underage girls, alcohol and money will become more acute as his long time friends start to distance themselves from his self-destructive decline.
Jim will continue to fall further into irrelevance in the industry as his comedy shtick of tranny and AIDS jokes wear thinner than his gaunt feminine figure. Eventually actually getting AIDS from a tranny with whom he tries to form a long term relationship before he/she swindles him of his fortune and leaves him for dead. He will then declare his homosexuality, but know one will care. The Chip podacast will fall by the wayside, the Jim and Sam show will die and he will cling to his final gig hosting an advice/talk show on OUT-Q.
2 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-01-10
I predict a death this year (artie not included). We should start a death pool
3 throwawawyy2 2018-01-10
I'm going Bob levy.
I don't know who he is or what he does but his name sounds like he should be dying soon
2 Peckas1 2018-01-10
Make Autism Great Again
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-10
Thanks for letting us know.
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1 Skunk_Buddy 2018-01-10
This is the year for ugly male plus size and special needs models. This is your time, you disgusting piles of stank.