It's always good when you have to take a minute to figure out what is being referenced but Stan Lee didn't write the 2002 Spiderman so it doesn't even work in that regard. Wonder who he paid for that shit.
No matter how hypocritical and out of touch Anthony behaves, he’ll never annoy me as much as Gregg’s “aw shucks I’m just a normal dad tryin to crack some jokes” routine he’s trying to pull post-radio.
At some point Ant will probably say or do something that will get him back in our good graces. There’s nothing Opie can do to make us like him. His little pea brain just doesn’t have the capacity to cook up a likable personality.
Really? I love it. And the fact that all he has left is his money and a bosom is beautiful.
When I hated him 3 years ago and we were all luffin about what his eventual fate would be nobody ever thought that he would literally be doing "shows" from cafes using a chef and his phone after being first demoted; stripped of his salary ( used to pay his intern and sidekick to replace him );having to pay hacks to accompany him every single fucking show before being fired for filming Roland shitting.
You couldn't make this shit up - and the fact that he remains absolutely unapologetic and unaware that he was always the problem is pure comedy. I literally giggle out loud on the way to the bakery sometimes.
The aw-shucks dad jokes thing really is what he's trying to do--also with the "aw shucks two dad types trying restaurants pop ups". Because despite losing all momentum by getting fired, he still thinks he can have the "mature" post-shock jock Howard Stern phase of his career. But the phone, she ain't ringing. Not from Americas Got Talent or whatever lesser version, not from the Food Network... No one.
I think he's trying to tie into the Spider-man movies but when they yelled it in that it was an easter egg to another Sam Raimi movie Army of Darkness.
If you really want to dig through months of my stupid reddit comments you can find me saying pretty much the same thing about a different Opie tweet. Two people posted the same tweet, but one did so using the format that lets you see it on reddit and I said something akin to "Thanks, I'm not willing to log out just to see what asshat said on twitter."
So feel free to dig that gem up, it'll totally be worth it.
Stan Lee has nothing to do with Superman or Shazam...I think he did one comic for DC where he did alt world versions of the characters. Opie is not only unfunny, he is also retardedly uninformed
The aw-shucks dad jokes thing really is what he's trying to do--also with the "aw shucks two dad types trying restaurants pop ups". Because despite losing all momentum by getting fired, he still thinks he can have the "mature" post-shock jock Howard Stern phase of his career. But the phone, she ain't ringing. Not from Americas Got Talent or whatever lesser version, not from the Food Network... No one.
74 comments
21 JMueller2012 2018-01-10
I like Anthony now
2 McGowan9 2018-01-10
Super Hero Opie - The Toilet Prowler.
13 harriswill 2018-01-10
"I KNOW FUCK FACE THAT'S THE JOKE"
12 KennethFresno 2018-01-10
It's always good when you have to take a minute to figure out what is being referenced but Stan Lee didn't write the 2002 Spiderman so it doesn't even work in that regard. Wonder who he paid for that shit.
7 killtheumpire 2018-01-10
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
12 1qw1qw1 2018-01-10
what's the statute of limitation on how long you're allowed to keep "radio" in your name after you haven't worked in radio
9 onadoor 2018-01-10
The only answer I could think of to your question is that Opie would definitely call it a "statue of limitations".
4 joomommyhappy 2018-01-10
I doubt it; the dude has an ivory league education.
3 Pr0gNuT 2018-01-10
"St-stature of limititions..."
2 late_50s_why 2018-01-10
More like OpieUnempolyed right gang
1 slothlivesmatter 2018-01-10
Apparently pretend radio shows on your iPhone still count....
1 jofreal 2018-01-10
OpiePopup
11 ExistentialAllegory 2018-01-10
360k followers and 3 retweets..... Fucking LUL
19 McGowan9 2018-01-10
It's 3 a.m. in Vietnam and Laos. Give them a break.
4 brickfacecupboard 2018-01-10
Opies tweets need time to marinate in peoples minds, now, 5hrs later, he has a total of 4 retweets.
1 pool-is-closed 2018-01-10
We're at 5 now. On the way to viral
10 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-10
No matter how hypocritical and out of touch Anthony behaves, he’ll never annoy me as much as Gregg’s “aw shucks I’m just a normal dad tryin to crack some jokes” routine he’s trying to pull post-radio.
At some point Ant will probably say or do something that will get him back in our good graces. There’s nothing Opie can do to make us like him. His little pea brain just doesn’t have the capacity to cook up a likable personality.
11 allenricketts 2018-01-10
Anthony can't un-fuck teenagers so not really.
4 thebedshow 2018-01-10
And who would want to?
3 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-10
True but he was doing that years ago while on the show and we all luffed.
-1 RacistPigeon 2018-01-10
I put my money on Anthony figuring out a way to do that impossible thing before I put it on Tits saying anything funny on purpose.
9 RSC-Tuff 2018-01-10
I adore Ant's cute, embarrassing tantrums. It's all entertainment to me.
I don't even enjoy hating Opie. I just hate him.
6 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-10
Really? I love it. And the fact that all he has left is his money and a bosom is beautiful.
When I hated him 3 years ago and we were all luffin about what his eventual fate would be nobody ever thought that he would literally be doing "shows" from cafes using a chef and his phone after being first demoted; stripped of his salary ( used to pay his intern and sidekick to replace him );having to pay hacks to accompany him every single fucking show before being fired for filming Roland shitting.
You couldn't make this shit up - and the fact that he remains absolutely unapologetic and unaware that he was always the problem is pure comedy. I literally giggle out loud on the way to the bakery sometimes.
I hope this bullshit goes on forever.
:)
2 RSC-Tuff 2018-01-10
Well when you put it that way...
5 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-10
I'll put it any way you like.
;)
8 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2018-01-10
The aw-shucks dad jokes thing really is what he's trying to do--also with the "aw shucks two dad types trying restaurants pop ups". Because despite losing all momentum by getting fired, he still thinks he can have the "mature" post-shock jock Howard Stern phase of his career. But the phone, she ain't ringing. Not from Americas Got Talent or whatever lesser version, not from the Food Network... No one.
8 angelog4524 2018-01-10
the tally ho part is fucking reprehensible even for tits
6 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-10
I think he's trying to tie into the Spider-man movies but when they yelled it in that it was an easter egg to another Sam Raimi movie Army of Darkness.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-10
nerd
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-10
I am.
7 RealTonySchiavone 2018-01-10
I knew it'd have multiple exclamation points before I even clicked.
6 SGFTI 2018-01-10
You are blocked from following @OpieRadio and viewing @OpieRadio's Tweets.
7 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-10
Log out of twitter genius.
-1 SGFTI 2018-01-10
I'm aware, isn't worth it to see what dumb thing asshat said today.
1 99ovr 2018-01-10
Yeah, you're aware now because that cocksucka just buried you!
1 SGFTI 2018-01-10
If you really want to dig through months of my stupid reddit comments you can find me saying pretty much the same thing about a different Opie tweet. Two people posted the same tweet, but one did so using the format that lets you see it on reddit and I said something akin to "Thanks, I'm not willing to log out just to see what asshat said on twitter."
So feel free to dig that gem up, it'll totally be worth it.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-10
Just view the link in an incognito tab you dunce.
5 JMueller2012 2018-01-10
He stinks, and I don’t like ‘im
5 Bougiegan 2018-01-10
That tweet gave me aids
3 sickfuckinpuppies 2018-01-10
Quote from the aids: "We've got chemustry!"
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-10
Welcome to the club.
3 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-01-10
We must refocus our hate lads, Opie is still the true target.
3 McGowan9 2018-01-10
Anthony is a repulsive degenerate of the highest calibre. He has also proved himself to be a sensitive Sally, irresponsible gun owner and quite bitey.
However, he can still be funny when on with other funny people and distracted from his ingrained hatred/self-loathing of the black ones.
Opie is never funny. Not even by accident. He is also a cunt.
So yes, your comment is valid.
3 iSOBigD 2018-01-10
Here's a Stan Lee reference for ya https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTNXcKmXcAA9H4I.jpg
3 faustok 2018-01-10
Why would a shower say that? That makes less sense than mice asking for water.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-10
Li'l thoisty mice
2 do_you_vape_asshole 2018-01-10
NYC real estate broker?
1 [deleted] 2018-01-10
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2 RapistWithAIDS 2018-01-10
Please tell me there's actually a superhero who says "tally ho" and he didn't just say that randomly in a mindless stream of consciousness
1 numba13 2018-01-10
His unfunnyness is kinda charming at this point. He's a less annoying chip.
9 onadoor 2018-01-10
Take this back right now.
1 Peckas1 2018-01-10
I'm trying to remember last time when Ant made me laugh.
4 zm743total 2018-01-10
Start laughing at him and your day will be filled with smiles
1 jakdak 2018-01-10
The show he did drunk off his ass a week or so ago was hilarious.
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2018-01-10
Oh my.
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2018-01-10
If recycling the same shit posted yesterday works for you...
1 alamanluke 2018-01-10
This place has enough hate to go around for both of these fags.
1 thebedshow 2018-01-10
Stan Lee has nothing to do with Superman or Shazam...I think he did one comic for DC where he did alt world versions of the characters. Opie is not only unfunny, he is also retardedly uninformed
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-10
Me: We were too poor to afford comic books.
1 Fagghouli 2018-01-10
1 ilumty 2018-01-10
opie is an unfunny person trying to be funny
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-01-10
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJokRFEAupg
1 anodyne01 2018-01-10
If Opie has not blocked you then you are not working hard enough! Please screen cap these for us soldiers.
1 danTHEdick 2018-01-10
He never recovered from the father of Sam's kid impregnating Lynsi.
1 52017 2018-01-10
He didn't found Marvel....Jesus he is stupid.
1 LaylaCumia 2018-01-10
I can't imagine unironically tweeting that and not killing myself immediately.
1 FakeTrending 2018-01-10
He thought that was funny.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-10
I laughed I cried I shit my pants.
1 MaskedUploader 2018-01-10
It's almost impressive how much he fucked up the punchline.
If Tits was writing for The Honeymooners it'd be 'One of these days Alice. Boom. Pow. Punch. Up, up and away. Go to the moon! Smack! Zoom! Tally ho!'
1 EYE8OPIE 2018-01-10
It's amazing at how truly awful Opie is. You would think he'd get something decent out on occasion but he NEVER does.....
1 jakdak 2018-01-10
Its more amazing when your realize he pays writers and a production staff for this shit
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-01-10
Does Spiderman say anything remotely like that? I thought he just slung webs, not like Inspector Gadget where he actually instructs it. What an ass
1 ucfgavin 2018-01-10
Opie must be loving all this ant silliness
1 Ohitslikethat 2018-01-10
I laughed, only because it was so confusing.
1 ChrisPrider 2018-01-10
That's terrific.
8 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2018-01-10
The aw-shucks dad jokes thing really is what he's trying to do--also with the "aw shucks two dad types trying restaurants pop ups". Because despite losing all momentum by getting fired, he still thinks he can have the "mature" post-shock jock Howard Stern phase of his career. But the phone, she ain't ringing. Not from Americas Got Talent or whatever lesser version, not from the Food Network... No one.
11 allenricketts 2018-01-10
Anthony can't un-fuck teenagers so not really.
9 RSC-Tuff 2018-01-10
I adore Ant's cute, embarrassing tantrums. It's all entertainment to me.
I don't even enjoy hating Opie. I just hate him.
7 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-10
Log out of twitter genius.
3 McGowan9 2018-01-10
Anthony is a repulsive degenerate of the highest calibre. He has also proved himself to be a sensitive Sally, irresponsible gun owner and quite bitey.
However, he can still be funny when on with other funny people and distracted from his ingrained hatred/self-loathing of the black ones.
Opie is never funny. Not even by accident. He is also a cunt.
So yes, your comment is valid.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-10
Just view the link in an incognito tab you dunce.