I like that Jimmy's alignment not only highlights his fence sitting, but puts him in the same category as turtles, mollusks, worms, and whatever other hideous creatures we compare him to
I scoured the web for the wormiest, most neutral photo I could find, and there it was. A gray V-neck on a not quite fat not quite skinny middle-of-the-road Jimmy.
I am so fucking ashamed because not only do I intimately know every one of these characters, I wholeheartedly agree with and understand their alignments.
how dare you, "the destroyer" is as chaotic as they come. Failing to smash an octogenarian's guitar and like saying he's going to make money fall from the sky or something.
opie lacks all self-awareness but still has something inside telling him "this is how normal bros act" so he doesnt get all the way to CE before he has to reign it back in.
Denny is Chaotic good. Listen to the way he behaved at the christmas party. Or saying the chick from the morning mashup shouldn't mention her pregnancy on air in case the baby dies.
The best part of that story is he didn't warn her not to, he told her about the rule right after she'd just talked about it on air, and said he worked with a guy who did what she just did and then the pregnancy miscarried.
“He’s at the top of the floor, claps his hands and yells out to the party, “Hey! Let’s go the strip club!” and then starts walking down the stairs with a strut.”- E to the R
idk how people still love colin, if i was stuck in a room and had a choice of 5 minutes to hear him complain or off myself i'd be outtahere. his hack voice can suck a traffic cone.
edit: lol at you d-ving. worst weekend update host ever. terrible comedy central show. stupid irishman only has the honor of being in the top level of the absolute retards that ever associated themselves with o&a. you all love him on girls or something? - from a listener since 1999
north korea is lawful evil. Lawful just means principled, whether or not the rules are good or bad. Just like chaos is impulsive, but not always bad. Good chaos is artistic.
Can someone who is smart explain this to me? I don’t know what any of these terms mean. I’m not trying to be funny or insult the post, I really don’t get it
I can't get mad at the guy asking for help from a group who he entertained for years in exchange for compound party invites. If I were to give money, I'd give to Bobo before subscribing to Compound Media or any podcast patreon page.
north korea is lawful evil. Lawful just means principled, whether or not the rules are good or bad. Just like chaos is impulsive, but not always bad. Good chaos is artistic.
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13 Dagidugidai 2018-01-10
I like that Jimmy's alignment not only highlights his fence sitting, but puts him in the same category as turtles, mollusks, worms, and whatever other hideous creatures we compare him to
4 brmlb 2018-01-10
I scoured the web for the wormiest, most neutral photo I could find, and there it was. A gray V-neck on a not quite fat not quite skinny middle-of-the-road Jimmy.
2 late_50s_why 2018-01-10
What about the photos of him wearing that hip red pants or the one of him tucking his wind breaker into his sweat pants
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-10
that's the jim he sees in the mirror, no matter how much weight he loses
1 drconn 2018-01-10
Jim and Madonna have the same body.
7 412East34 2018-01-10
I am so fucking ashamed because not only do I intimately know every one of these characters, I wholeheartedly agree with and understand their alignments.
3 omfgdommy 2018-01-10
opie is pretty spot on
1 quasi100 2018-01-10
how dare you, "the destroyer" is as chaotic as they come. Failing to smash an octogenarian's guitar and like saying he's going to make money fall from the sky or something.
2 omfgdommy 2018-01-10
opie lacks all self-awareness but still has something inside telling him "this is how normal bros act" so he doesnt get all the way to CE before he has to reign it back in.
6 johnnyroberts 2018-01-10
Here's a fun game, show this to your friends and family and ask if they know who any of these people are.
2 holodog 2018-01-10
Or what the fuck an alignment is
3 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-10
Car's about due.
1 chipkatspartan 2018-01-10
If he would've chosen a CQ photo from the past 25 years there's a chance they would recognize him as the mean guy from Grown Ups
5 jaghutgathos 2018-01-10
Denny as Lawful Good. Colin as Chaotic Good.
6 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-10
Denny is Chaotic good. Listen to the way he behaved at the christmas party. Or saying the chick from the morning mashup shouldn't mention her pregnancy on air in case the baby dies.
4 theropers 2018-01-10
The best part of that story is he didn't warn her not to, he told her about the rule right after she'd just talked about it on air, and said he worked with a guy who did what she just did and then the pregnancy miscarried.
3 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-10
love when Denny's autistic lack of social graces make an appearance
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-01-10
“He’s at the top of the floor, claps his hands and yells out to the party, “Hey! Let’s go the strip club!” and then starts walking down the stairs with a strut.”- E to the R
4 WestStarKinger666 2018-01-10
Colin is so Lawful Good... that's why we no longer hear him with these cretins. Jerry truly holds the Gold... or Shekels... whatever!
-7 AlexTrebekDid911 2018-01-10
idk how people still love colin, if i was stuck in a room and had a choice of 5 minutes to hear him complain or off myself i'd be outtahere. his hack voice can suck a traffic cone.
edit: lol at you d-ving. worst weekend update host ever. terrible comedy central show. stupid irishman only has the honor of being in the top level of the absolute retards that ever associated themselves with o&a. you all love him on girls or something? - from a listener since 1999
2 dennyfalconeislord 2018-01-10
The fact that you were a listen from 1999-2005 proves you have no taste
-1 AlexTrebekDid911 2018-01-10
sure, bet you have zero charges on your criminal record
3 dennyfalconeislord 2018-01-10
I don’t get it. Are you saying I have charges and I’m a loser or I have none and I’m a pussy?
2 undersight 2018-01-10
Colin is a national treasure
4 RacistPigeon 2018-01-10
Sam is more Awful Neutral.
3 NortheastPhilly 2018-01-10
Brother Joe's big score on People's Court puts him on the side of the law
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3 undersight 2018-01-10
I hate these things but shit True Neutral Jimmy is pretty funny
2 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-01-10
I bet Joe Cumia broke his reading glasses right in half after seeing this. That man is anything but lawful.
1 brmlb 2018-01-10
north korea is lawful evil. Lawful just means principled, whether or not the rules are good or bad. Just like chaos is impulsive, but not always bad. Good chaos is artistic.
2 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-01-10
I just enjoyed the idea of him seeing lawful and getting pissed. That man is lethal.
1 RooRooRahRah 2018-01-10
Nice to see this sub's inexplicable Vos obsession not charting. Also Bonnie could be an alt for lawful evil.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-10
Joe is overweight stupid
2 AlexTrebekDid911 2018-01-10
also not a pedophile!
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1 sanhozay1 2018-01-10
Can someone who is smart explain this to me? I don’t know what any of these terms mean. I’m not trying to be funny or insult the post, I really don’t get it
1 sanhozay1 2018-01-10
Now that I have learned that this is somehow related to dungeons and dragons I am very tempted to mock the post, but I won’t. Sorry to bother you guys
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1 undersight 2018-01-10
It's just an internet meme that is a reference to Dungeons and Dragons.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/alignment-charts
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1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-10
i dont agree with the categorizations but this is very very funny
1 taint_stuffer 2018-01-10
The Opie picture has me in stitches. Haven’t seen that one before
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-01-10
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHNZC7lc5mw
It’s from a video. Enjoy.
1 taint_stuffer 2018-01-10
The douche chills are amazing. Thanks
1 link_nukem28 2018-01-10
of all the alignment charts I've seen posted on reddit, this is the most accurate.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-01-10
This is the dumbest and worst thing I have ever seen on this sub.
0 holodog 2018-01-10
If Joe was lawful evil I don't think he would be on courttv so much.
-2 RooRooRahRah 2018-01-10
Bobo for chaotic good
9 TheHarryHater 2018-01-10
Nah, he’s a faggot who uses his recognition from the glory days of O&A to swindle for iPads and Mets tickets. Fuck that retard.
-5 RooRooRahRah 2018-01-10
I can't get mad at the guy asking for help from a group who he entertained for years in exchange for compound party invites. If I were to give money, I'd give to Bobo before subscribing to Compound Media or any podcast patreon page.
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3 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-10
There's no spot for "Stupid Evil" in the alignment system.
1 sanhozay1 2018-01-10
Now that I have learned that this is somehow related to dungeons and dragons I am very tempted to mock the post, but I won’t. Sorry to bother you guys
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1 brmlb 2018-01-10
north korea is lawful evil. Lawful just means principled, whether or not the rules are good or bad. Just like chaos is impulsive, but not always bad. Good chaos is artistic.