Oh shit, your right. Maybe he's taking a well earned midday nap after a morning of being a super cool badass, just remember to wake him up before 3 so he can take his cocktail of old man pills.
Came here to say this because I literally just noticed for the first time as well. There is absolutely nothing cool, Edge, interesting, or redeeming about this guy.
I can just see him looking at this subreddit on his phone that’s on Anthony’s family plan and downvoting every comment that points out how much of a weirdo he is. Like he sees your comment, downvotes, and softly says to himself, “fuck you, they caught me blinking” as if there’s nothing wrong with the rest of the picture.
I would politely ask him to leave my property and if he refused I would then call my local law enforcement. I'm a civilized person, not an animal like the Cumia brothers.
Off-topic, but I always found it bizarre how he released such a famously anti-police song (Cop Killer) that the vice president held a giant press conference to condemn him, then like four years later had a regular long-running role as a police detective. It's like if a wildly successful TV show inexplicably featured Mel Gibson as a rabbi character.
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16 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-01-09
His eyes are closed behind his indoor sunglasses.
3 mtstmellon 2018-01-09
Oh shit, your right. Maybe he's taking a well earned midday nap after a morning of being a super cool badass, just remember to wake him up before 3 so he can take his cocktail of old man pills.
3 RamonFrunkis 2018-01-09
Came here to say this because I literally just noticed for the first time as well. There is absolutely nothing cool, Edge, interesting, or redeeming about this guy.
2 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-09
I can just see him looking at this subreddit on his phone that’s on Anthony’s family plan and downvoting every comment that points out how much of a weirdo he is. Like he sees your comment, downvotes, and softly says to himself, “fuck you, they caught me blinking” as if there’s nothing wrong with the rest of the picture.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-01-09
Didn't someone do an x-ray on the glasses at one point? His stupid eyes are closed SHUT for his photo op.
1 smokeyhoof1221 2018-01-09
I can see his closed eyes without an x-ray. Take your indoor glasses off and open your eyes.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-01-09
Obviously, but there was no tint and you could clearly his his retarded eyes
12 Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2018-01-09
I would tell him i left the garbage bags by the curb
1 CardinalMcGee 2018-01-09
Funniest thing I’ve read all day
7 senselessdegenerate 2018-01-09
Thank you for letting us know
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-01-09
it is always fun to share with others, have a blessed day
11 burgonies 2018-01-09
He's legally required to go around all the houses in the neighborhood and inform them that he lives there.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-09
Hi, my name is Joe C, and I'm a salivaholic.
8 mtstmellon 2018-01-09
I would politely ask him to leave my property and if he refused I would then call my local law enforcement. I'm a civilized person, not an animal like the Cumia brothers.
6 Toss__Pot 2018-01-09
I'd shit myself...
with laughter.
4 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-09
Surely he'd do the same from incontinence.
5 gcwrestling08 2018-01-09
There's only gonna be two hits -- me hitting Joe, and Joe hitting on my 12-year-old neighbor Vanessa.
4 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-09
Is she hot?
3 RacksDiciprine 2018-01-09
Soliciting her saliva no doubt.
3 Bentori 2018-01-09
I'd point behind him and go "watch out!" then when he turned around I'd get on my knees and bite his dick through his dad jeans
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-01-09
Kind of sexy.
3 PeeSoup3030 2018-01-09
"I'm the one who knocks"
2 AntwansBobo 2018-01-09
That fella would be met with a right hand to the jaw .. And a few stomps after he falls down from said right hand to the jaw.
3 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-09
wh-h-h-h-h-hoa
3 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-09
Tough guy!
2 PepsiOkay 2018-01-09
Rough customer!
2 2hawt2sexxxi 2018-01-09
Guys, watch out. It looks like he's in a super serious motorcycle club.
2 doodoopeepees 2018-01-09
His goatee looks just like a toilet seat.
2 LDChip 2018-01-09
Risky move taking this bold of a stand..... Joe has people in the FBI.
2 syphon229 2018-01-09
I love Ice T in Law and Order SVU
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-01-09
Off-topic, but I always found it bizarre how he released such a famously anti-police song (Cop Killer) that the vice president held a giant press conference to condemn him, then like four years later had a regular long-running role as a police detective. It's like if a wildly successful TV show inexplicably featured Mel Gibson as a rabbi character.
1 syphon229 2018-01-09
Don’t let the Cumias fool you, sometimes the coloreds do learn from their mistakes
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-01-09
Good point. It's a shame how they give their whole community a bad name by association.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-01-09
But he's a "Man Of Mayhem" which means he's killed fictional characters on a TV show, I think.
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-09
During the last Reddit War, his big "insult" was "millennials". Now he prefers "Soy-boys".
1 Bababooey247 2018-01-09
And they're not gonna catch him, NO.....they're not gonna catch the midnight rrrrrrriiiiiiiiddddddddeeeerrrrrrrrrrr.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-01-09
I'd stomp on whatever bits my dog left behind, laughing as I did so.
1 sindrone7 2018-01-09
Can you imagine an adult posing for such a picture?
1 Cumias_folicles 2018-01-09
Not just an adult. A border line senior citizen
1 feignsc2 2018-01-09
This is such an embarrassing portrait.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-09
What's he delivering a package?
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-09
This man still owns some sweet Zubaz.
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1 LaylaCumia 2018-01-09
https://imgur.com/a/jgNXR
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-01-09
What a gay
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3 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-09
wh-h-h-h-h-hoa
1 CardinalMcGee 2018-01-09
Funniest thing I’ve read all day