Attn: Child spit conneseur Joe Cumia re: Steve Ramone
25 2018-01-09 by LaylaCumia
I'll do this on a third platform. I'm not the musician Steve Ramone, and you're a retard for thinking that anyway. I've contacted him and offered to testify in court that not only is he not responsible for disseminating your awful racism to prospective employers, but that you had reasonable suspicion to believe I wasn't him and proceeded anyway. Harassing his friends and family for something I did is beyond unethical, and I'd like the fact that Joseph cumia is alleged to drink child spit for sexual reasons to be added to the record for my own amusement.
Thank you.
20 comments
8 Suvario 2018-01-09
Joe is such a retard that he probably interrogated his daughter for an hour to try to find out if she was the owner of the Steve Ramone gmail account.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-09
Steve Ramone is a crystal clear show reference. Sad
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-01-09
Find a Gym that will let you get some cage time.. Some gym owners are pretty chill and might let you use their cage as long as you and Joe sign waivers.. You both should agree to 4oz gloves because why beat around the bush with anything heavier.. Joe cant quickly move anything bigger than a remote control and i dont want him to get winded before you both have had at least a few exchanges.
-1 chickenfan1 2018-01-09
who the fuck is layla cumia?
2 FoetusCorruptus 2018-01-09
Joe's daughter
2 CowsAreCurious 2018-01-09
Did he really name his daughter after a shitty Clapton song?
2 FoetusCorruptus 2018-01-09
Yes. He absolutely did. To be fair, it was shitty Derek and the Dominoes before it was just shitty Clapton.
1 Jungies 2018-01-09
Are you sure?:
2 FoetusCorruptus 2018-01-09
Yes. That's got to be it. Joe Cumia would absolutely name his child after that, and not the most overrated song of an overrated guitarist.
1 Jungies 2018-01-09
He's Tunisian; there could be a family connection.
1 sanhozay1 2018-01-09
While Eric Clapton is not a particularly strong songwriter (although ‘presence of the lord’ by blind faith isn’t too bad) and Layla is in fact a bad song, I can’t let you get away with saying Eric Clapton is overrated as an instrumentalist. If anything he is vastly underrated. If you ever heard any of his work besides the ones played on shitty classic rock stations you might know this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9N8Qi6zLSU
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-01-09
I don't care
1 sanhozay1 2018-01-09
So you are saying you want me to talk more about it? Eric Clapton was , without a doubt, the first true virtuouso electric lead blues guitarist. The only american that came close to this before Clapton was Freddie King, but even his playing is much closer in style to the original American blues guitarists than it is the first wave of electric British blues that Clapton pretty much singlehandedly created, albeit with the help of John Mayall.
American blues guitar before Clapton was focused on song craft and selling singles first and foremost. Almost all recordings have multiple singing verses with one or maybe two at the most choruses of lead guitar soloing. The focus was not on jamming, technical proficiency, virtuosity and extended improvising but rather as I stated before on creating catchy well crafted songs that would gain radio airplay and sell as singles.
British blues on the other hand was almost entirely focused on technical proficiency, virtuosity, jamming, and extended improvising. This is evident in the many many recordings of Clapton, Peter Greene and Mick Taylor in which they often take solos which last upwards of 15 or even 20 minutes with much less focus on vocals and song craft.
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-5 Compound_MediaPR 2018-01-09
Shut the fuck up
-5 Peckahnator 2018-01-09
I hate to side with Joe, but I'm beginning to notice a pattern here. Some of the more harassy people here seem to be either liberals or blacks. The whites I know of here only stick to shitposting and sending goofy tweets every now and then.
0 LaylaCumia 2018-01-09
I'm not liberal
0 Peckahnator 2018-01-09
black then
4 LaylaCumia 2018-01-09
White as the pure driven snow, friend. Fun fact, you can be a white conservative who doesn't think blacks are subhuman animals. Strange concept, I know.
0 CoyoteeBongwater 2018-01-09
this is so gay
1 LaylaCumia 2018-01-09
You wish, gaymo
0 Peckahnator 2018-01-09
black then