Do you think the cumia brothers are terrified at the thought they may only have 15 years left?

2  2018-01-09 by Dennyislife

I monitor my elder family members health like a hawk to see what I can expect and attempt to avoid. Ant has a heart thing and Joe is a fat old guy. The clock is ticking fast for them.

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15 years?! Come on, now that Ant's sober, he should at least live another 20.

I have news for you.

If they make it past 15, I'm gonna switch to a diet of steroids, pills, booze and tranny cum and shoot for immortality

Daily Propecia and child-spit martinis and you, too, can age as gracefully as a Cumia

I guarantee you Ant never thinks about death simply because he's a pussy that doesn't want to feel bad.

He's going to die clutching a bud light in one hand and tranny dick in the other.

Joe Sr croaked in his mid 50’s. A steady diet of Xanax and jack and cokes will send another Cumia to the funeral parlor

Daily Propecia and child-spit martinis and you, too, can age as gracefully as a Cumia