/u/bams_seed what the fuck is wrong with your hand? explain yourself.

12  2018-01-08 by boring_oneliner

28 comments

can't buy manicures with food stamps

your thumb, index finger and middle finger look like they are Kuato from Total Recall

Its gang signs

How are your feet? Not crusty I hope.

Agreed. Spill it. Whats up with the mong fingers, babe?

Ho-ho-ho big guy. No need to be offensive.

Show us your tits bitch

Why don't you get a dumb white guy like Norton to shower you with gifts and never fuck him?

i have something like that going with an old Pakistani man

I didn't know you were dating Anthony.

So the owner of the local 7-11 gifts you Newports?

Ahh, the old "Nigger Breathmints"

Eww a Paki don't they smell bad?

This cunt has Eric the Midget fingers. Disgusting swine.

Are you saying she's club-ah-fucking-ah-handed?

her fingers look so strange, but her boobs and sense of humor are so good... i've never been so stuck between white-knighting and misogynizing

my boobs are sad

less children and more size makes boobs more attractive. either you're fishing for a compliment or you have zero self esteem.

have you not seen her post history?

the girl is a good egg. we even overlook her affection for king sized snickers bars.

the girl is a good egg

you see, when i say someone "has a good sense of humor," i mean that as a compliment.

white-knighting? more like nigger-knighting, amirite guys?

crickets

Ahhh this bitch got a retard hand

Reverse Kate's playground hoof bitch

She's a nniiigggg

Ol' Thalidomide hands

She's way funnier than these supposed female comedians...that's why I originally thought it was a guy's parody account.

This Nubian princess has Chris Elliot in Scary Movie 2 hand .

I’m still in love with her.