I am suing the owner of this reddit
237 2018-01-08 by moleguy9k
My name is Wackadoodle McDickalick. I went to your reddit site and you dug up my mother's grave and filled it with a buncha bees! Then I fell down the stairs and got all stung up from my mother's bee casket! I've got my lawyer on the phone and I'll sue you too, turkey.
39 comments
14 Yaseetheo 2018-01-08
Sir that sounds very unrealistic.... ahhh hubadubawubadubahubadibadow.
1 metatarsal_underwear 2018-01-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tpZf62opw
1 pool-is-closed 2018-01-08
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbcrqpi5OCc
6 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-01-08
Sue everyone
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-08
Like Lightning
5 TARE_ME 2018-01-08
It's weird that Anthony Cumia has talked a lot of shit about Serena Williams, the wife of Alexis Ohanian, one of the founders of Reddit, then looks to them for redress because his feelings are hurt.
It's almost like his wet brain's got the best of him.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-01-08
You don’t think that guy regrets marrying that beast every single day? She’s probably holding him off the top of the Empire State Building this very minute.
1 TARE_ME 2018-01-08
Of course he doesn't regret it.
Look at it this way... she's a multi-millionaire and could have any sports baller in the game but she went with some internet nerd so he must be able to give out the pipe... while Antony Cumia's (@anthonycumiaxyz) busy calling her the n-word and disgusting on Twitter.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-01-08
I would set fire to an orphanage just for the opportunity to sniff Maria Sharapova’s or Eugenie Bouchard’s sweaty panties. But that heifer Serena Williams? Nah.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-08
Your problem is assigning more value to women based on looks when really they're all the same kind of trash.
Love you ladies 😍
4 Leofan7 2018-01-08
LANGUAGE!!!!!
2 AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-08
Sir that coudlnt possibly be your real name.
1 Nigel_Igger 2018-01-08
I believe him.
0 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-01-08
Yes it is.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-08
How would I go about acquiring an emporium?
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-01-08
By taking a step back and fucking your own face.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-08
Thats vulga
2 enzo_trash 2018-01-08
Whats that song called?
It's so wacky!
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-01-08
I'm drunk too.
Cheers big ears
-1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-08
No hate speech or you'll get this sub shut down.
1 chickenfan1 2018-01-08
aaron schwartz
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-08
Clearly you're not Todd Pettingill. He would have came up with a better fake name like Stinky McLaughlin.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-01-08
Are you still getting over the fall from your hamburger shoes?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-08
Wait, haha, is this on the radio?!
1 TobyTheRobot 2018-01-08
DooooyyYYYYYYY HUMDIGGYDIGGYDIGGYDUMBOOBOWW HUMMDIGGYDIGGYDIGGASHUBBADUBBRARUBBADUBBA
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1 DeclanGunn 2018-01-08
DO NOT listen to this man. He may sound sincere, but his story is nothing but a ruse. Ol' Ma McDickalick raised two truly bad boys. This man is the brother of Splinkajack McDickalick, you see, a notorious biker criminal kingpin, and enthusiastic guzzler of children's urine, an especially addictive and expensive beverage. This story was designed to create fear and extort funds from the upstanding people here, so that this "Wackadoodle" may funnel said funds to his despicable brother through their Sworn Sibling Allowance Blood Pact.
1 cardaderdention 2018-01-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tpZf62opw
1 thebedshow 2018-01-08
Another McDickalick boy huh? I knew your father and he would be none too proud of the "man" you have become.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-08
Wac, you're not the man, you run for the man!
1 jewniggercuck 2018-01-08
"He’s got a silly Santa suit on. He is running through my hallway doing pirouettes. The next thing he is trying to suck my cock."
1 onemancrimespree 2018-01-08
You raise a fair point, however I don't believe this is a cause for that type of foul language. Our children are watching. Do better
1 hawhawhawhawlagrange 2018-01-08
That never happened, sir.
1 anarchronism 2018-01-08
TED SHECKLER, ATTORNEY AT LAWWW.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-01-08
There’s a tranny on my house
-2 Pr0gNuT 2018-01-08
I read this in Ted Scheckler's voice for some reason.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-01-08
Why the fuck would you do that?
2 Pr0gNuT 2018-01-08
Because I was watching a clip of the "Ted's bee removal" bit shortly before I read the thread.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-08
I don't read stuff in Hitler's voice after jerking it to ww2 docs. Get a grip on reality!
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-01-08
Do you at least have the decency to finish after the Jews get liberated from the death camps?
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-08
Thats vulga