I really wish those bitches had more in common Pythons. If they could dislocate their jaws it would make the blowjobs a lot less painful for us white folk.
I used to live out there. I'm not even that well endowed for a white guy... Although a little girthy perhaps. Out of the 4 or so girls I tricked into fellating me, every single time the experience was comparable to inserting your penis into a belt sander.
Those purebred commie bitches got plenty enthusiasm for foreign devil dick, sure! But damn man it's rough! Probably to do with Chairman Mao or Confucius something. Those gals have evolved over thousands of years only to take Asian shrimp dicks.
It's bizarre but Its gotta be something to do with the pure bloodline or some shit. Fuck knows but for whatever reason, only Japanese and Chinese have that issue. Thais and East Asians can definitely dislocate their jaws for deep dicking.
Also Chinese born in foreign lands can adapt to the foreign D. Also Kazakhs, Afghans and Kyrgyz bred with Chinese also produces unsatisfactory fellatio. Just worth bearing in mind when ordering a future bride.
I'll attempt to provide more helpful tips on procreating interracially where possible. Whats the deal with booty? The further south you go, the bigger they get. I'm sure Scandinavians would appreciate a nice warm booty from time to time. And I'm pretty sure the Africans and hispanic bitches must get tired of rubbing deodorant in their crack to keep the swamp ass at bay. Any theories out there?
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1 McGowan9 2018-01-07
Thanks, Cy.
1 doodoopeepees 2018-01-07
Im all in wit da deadwood references. SNIFF BURP
1 McGowan9 2018-01-07
Opie was too busy watching Ru Paul's Drag Race and The View to catch the fawkin Deadwood, so like fawkin face or sumthin'.
1 Cootahwasdryandshit 2018-01-07
I really wish those bitches had more in common Pythons. If they could dislocate their jaws it would make the blowjobs a lot less painful for us white folk.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-07
Let's get 2 things straight.
You've never got a blowjob. From a chink or otherwise.
And, even if you had, you're not stretching any jaws.
Or not. And my most heartfelt apologies, either way. x
1 Cootahwasdryandshit 2018-01-07
I used to live out there. I'm not even that well endowed for a white guy... Although a little girthy perhaps. Out of the 4 or so girls I tricked into fellating me, every single time the experience was comparable to inserting your penis into a belt sander.
Those purebred commie bitches got plenty enthusiasm for foreign devil dick, sure! But damn man it's rough! Probably to do with Chairman Mao or Confucius something. Those gals have evolved over thousands of years only to take Asian shrimp dicks.
It's bizarre but Its gotta be something to do with the pure bloodline or some shit. Fuck knows but for whatever reason, only Japanese and Chinese have that issue. Thais and East Asians can definitely dislocate their jaws for deep dicking.
Also Chinese born in foreign lands can adapt to the foreign D. Also Kazakhs, Afghans and Kyrgyz bred with Chinese also produces unsatisfactory fellatio. Just worth bearing in mind when ordering a future bride.
1 Creattol 2018-01-07
Subscribed.
1 Cootahwasdryandshit 2018-01-07
I'll attempt to provide more helpful tips on procreating interracially where possible. Whats the deal with booty? The further south you go, the bigger they get. I'm sure Scandinavians would appreciate a nice warm booty from time to time. And I'm pretty sure the Africans and hispanic bitches must get tired of rubbing deodorant in their crack to keep the swamp ass at bay. Any theories out there?
1 iunnox 2018-01-07
They froze their asses off.