I win.

278  2018-01-07 by Compound_MediaPR

75 comments

No fucking question. Take a bow, Fez my man, you are the last one with any dignity left.

Pat Cooper still has dignity.

What a strange timeline.

Pat Cooper

ALLAMANHASISHISDIGNITY!

WHOTOLDYATHAT? WHOTOLDYATHAT?

DIGUHNATIY

Ronny still has dignity, no? I mean sure he is doing a shitty show for the money but that's no different then his radio down in Florida before Fezzy. He just "lucked" into an amazing show behind another amazing show during the right time in the right place. But he has never pretended to be anything else unlike the "children of the 80's" I cant even listen to anymore without contempt.

He is embarrassing himself with his daughter and his fat midget tough guy stance.

He does his show to set up his daughter/staff, for an easy paycheck, and so they can all take trips with each other. He’s said that. He doesn’t wildly promote it or anything.

And he might be fat and short, but he has more balls than anyone in the O&A world. He stared down Colin from a foot away when they had their fight. Ant, Jimmy, Opie, or anyone else would have weaseled out of the confrontation in seconds.

an easy paycheck

I'm sick of this being used as an excuse. He's ending his career on a low note.

Oh no, his illustrious career as a Florida shock jock and second fiddle for O&A is gonna get sullied

i get the feeling you're being disingenuous sir

ron is responsible for most of the only good radio, all his guest appearances rule and he caters to this subs drama

Opie would've thrown down for sure.

You don't yell at a Hughes

I used to hate how Burr and Opie would bond over being overly aggressive tough guys.

I agree he has balls, because he is an actual grown man, but setting his daughter up for a cash flow isn't an excuse for doing a shitty radio show.

He just tries to make up for that time he roofied her when she was ten .

Shhh...Ron worshippers pretend it didn't happen

No, they acknowledge it, they just think it was an accident.

A common, everyday accident...happens to lots of parents. (rolls eyes)

"Bennington" and the fact that Anthony Cumia's balls are firmly placed in Ron's mouth have destroyed all credibility the once great Ron Bennington had.

How are Anthony's balls stuck in Rons mouth? Where the fuck have you been? Have you not seen clips of two different occasions on Anthony's show where Ron calls him out on his bullshit? Wtf are you even babbling about?

Ron goes running onto Cumia's network any time Ant wants. he is constantly kissing his ass acting like Anthony's downfall was Cosby-like.

He was a fucking shock jock who threw out some good one liners and did some good, old school impressions, but ultimately wasn't that talented.

Ron acts like his a god.

Ron goes running onto Cumia's network any time Ant wants.

You obviously are basing this on nothing, you couldn't possibly know when and how often he asks Ron to be on his show.

he is constantly kissing his ass acting like Anthony's downfall was Cosby-like

Nope, he simply pointed out the obvious that Anthony used to be focused on being funny instead of being obsessed with politics. If kissing someone's ass is telling them how they USED to be funny then I guess your right.

He was a fucking shock jock who threw out some good one liners and did some good, old school

Okay, fuckhead. So what exactly brings you here? The vast majority of people here used to enjoy the dynamic between Anthony, Jimmy and comics. What other reason would you have to care about the O&A universe? Fucking Opie or Sam? Your act is so fucking boring dude. Anthony, Ron and Jim are the funniest people in the O&A universe. What other aspect of that world could have possibly brought you here? I'm fairly confident that you used to be a R&F fan, but something happened to make you a bitter little worm. My guess would be you called into R&F with some unfunny or rambling bullshit and Ron insulted you and hung up. You fucking stink

Dignity? I don't get this at all.

I miss that big gay fuck

big gay fat fuck

Fez did what people should when they stop being funny, interesting, and relevant. He packed his bags and retired. He will be loved forever.

After grabbing the table for 4-5 years you mean.

You ever hear of tables flying up and hurting anyone on the Ron and Fez show? Didn't think so, bitch. Cakehorn and Blueberries forever

Doesn't matter. Fez won

He tried to make his cat say cookie for about 2 hours.It's one of the most amazing shows I've ever heard. Is he crazy or are you crazy for listening to it? He's either completly nuts or a post modern artist.

The second time the Meow Mix song is playing Ron can be heard saying something off mic. It's really hard to hear but he sounds pissed off. Does anyone have any clue what he says? It's at 1:15:06.

Not a clue. Unless you are going to fuck aroud with the audio you wouldn't be able to tell I think.

Fez was a nightmare/bore starting in like 2006.

A nighmare yes, but far from boring if you ask me. It was hilarious!

"Dont let them do this to us Ronnie!"

Sam can't get fired and find a job in retail management + Jim can't disappear except for 1x/3 months tweets fast enough.

It’s getting smoky in here. cough cough........

Oh no it’s the second-hand smoke monster

FEZ WHATLEY HAS A POSSE

*pussy

FATTY PNEUMONIA

perrynoid what the best music contributor to any show ever

Ballad of gail-0 deserves a grammy

Hold that table down, fezzy. Dont let it float away.

Fez will be the only famous radio host to retire on his own terms gracefully and with the love of all of his fans intact.

Blueberries are a stand alone fruit!

Thank you for your service sniffs

(door slams)

Ron mentions Fez not being happy that Ant has gone anti gay on him.

Then Ant has a complete breakdown during that show and afterwards. Coincidence? I think not!

Fez Whatley is a freaking master of radio theatre. Part of enjoying a show like Ron and Fez is taking in the entire experience for years. That’s the only way you can truly understand the comedic long game. It’s freaking brilliant.

the people who don’t like Ron and Fez are usually fans of the same old AIDS jokes from fake shock jocks.

And don’t get me started on Ron Bennington. The man is a national treasure.

the people who don’t like Ron and Fez are usually fans of the same old AIDS jokes from fake shock jocks

Retread Greaseman jokes from the 80s

The Greaseman! Waddle-Doodle!

Sir.please. The archive version doesn't have the September 2005 R&F shows. They have an error. Where the hell do I get them?

A lot of O&A didn’t age as well as R&F... it’s because of motor flab mouth doesn’t realy contribute much, thinks he’s doing much better than he is and always reaches for the callers could’ve been a model guy. On the other hand, Functioning Fez, Ron & an easy target buffoon intern (or Earl) is a delight. The only shame is that Ron didn’t like to hang around with other comics

the people who don’t like Ron and Fez are usually fans of the same old AIDS jokes from fake shock jocks        

Spoken like a typical wackbagger

Sincerely, Fullblownaids

Fezs' tombstone will read, " You can't win if you never really tried."

lose you mean

Management had, for lack of a better word, a 'bullet in the pocket'

Fez and dignity doesn't go hand in hand. Are we going to pretend he didn't have a decade year long meltdown on the air to the point he stopped talking all together?

Big Cat!

Big Cat!!

I WAS ASKED TO COME HERE. DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS? YEAH OK I'LL BE QUIET. I'LL JUST SHUT MY MOUTH AND LET YOU ALL SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. NO. NO, NO, GO AHEAD. PLEASE, BE MY GUEST. NO, I WON'T INTERVENE! I DON'T CARE, FOR REAL! GO ON AND DO IT!

Cookie? Cookie?

Kiss?

he took all his abuse on the front end like vos

Pretty sure he took some abuse in the rear too

Fez. Denny. Garrett.

The only people left that almost everyone likes.

Garrett

There's no way anyone likes that mongoloid. He has 8 chins despite not being that fat.

I refuse to let his retirement and posts about "winning in the end" cloud my dislike of Fez. It sure was very entertaining seing him spiral, but he was far from likable for the last... 8 years?

Ah, I really miss the big cat – those "I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS!" years were the best in radio.

Little Fatty Pneumonia bowed out with a little bit of dignity left.

This photo smells like big, fat, gay triglycerides. Nigga got a express pass to heard disease.

All you guy are on here "tooting your cake-horn".

Big cat taking the stick today.

fez looks like iron sheikh

Fezzie always wins in the end.

Fez never loses. This madman never even lost his virginity.

Cookie

Oh no it’s the second-hand smoke monster