"I'd be consulting with a PI and Attorney"

8  2018-01-07 by fawwkyeah

13 comments

Magnum DUI

he acts as if the african dancing video is a joke on his actual mom dying vs making fun of him and joe for being black

Those guys cared enough about whoever was in the box that they learned a little dance.

The Cumias on the other hand held off on announcing the death of their mother, so it wouldn't ruin their NYE celebrations.

The best bit is he had to go looking for it. No-one's bombing the CP Facebook page as he used to encourage them to back in the Jocktober days; he's actually coming here to read it.

Hi, Ant!

PI= Precocious Infant.

Person Inbetweenchildandteenager

Anthony posturing as a tough guy is hilarious. Is he threatening to fight someone or shoot them with an illegal gun?

He's gonna call in one of Keith's friends and per always it will be a botched attempt

Keith really is a bumbler.

Anthony is a 60 year old man. He's not beating up anybody.

I really hope he does hire an attorney and a private investigator, just so grown men can explain to him that they can't do shit about people hurting his feelings on the internet

"Fuuuuuuuck (shouted)! THAT IS SOME DOWN LOW NIGGA SHIT RIGHT THERE DUDE! THAT SHIT IS FOR REAL!" Patrice O'Neal.

Nah, he'll get a lawyer that'll soak him for as long as possible ("Just send anything you're worried about to me, and I'll have my intern read it for $600 per hour"), and a PI that'll "investigate" and "get real close" for months on end without finding anything.

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