Anthony Cumia and SelfCuttingGirl

416  2018-01-07 by arrogantsquirrel

I'll be updating the pages linked to threads from here with archive links in case anything bad should happen, but this information will not go away. This is real, this happened, and it will not go away, Anthony.

Edit: All pertinent links archived and the raw text of this thread saved to pastebin.

tl;dr: Anthony has more skeletons in his closet than the Catacombs of Paris.

This centers around the SelfCuttingGirl catfish story, in which a 40 year old man fooled Anthony, and many others, into believing he was a 14 year old girl. Read that post here. Also, keep in mind that this is who these people thought they were communicating with.

"The Hunter" is Jordan Hembrough and the other girl-friend mentioned is shelbys__tweets; who claims to have turned 18 in late 2016, which would have made her around 13 or 14 when all of this was going down. I find it hard to believe that this is a real person, but that doesn't matter. It's worth mentioning that this is one of the "real girls" Anthony brings up when discussing the reveal on the show. Anthony still follows this girl on twitter, btw, or at least he did before he was banned.

We'll start at the end and then double back to when Jordan Hembrough, a TV show host in his 40's, decided it was appropriate to contact what he believed to be a 14 year old girl, make inappropriate comments, take her on as a pseudo employee, and make even more inappropriate jokes that would make even Chip cringe (It's like an Army joke). Oof. You probably noticed a reference to Penn Jilette in there, too. Apart from Anthony and Jordan, Penn was one of the most publicly engaging celebrities.

Now here's the old O&A gang discussing the fact that they'd been had. The more I listen to this the more I notice how panicked everyone sounds. High-pitch Jimmy denies knowing anything about her while also claiming that he knew she was really a he all along, Opie kinda knows something, but not as much as everyone else, and Anthony tries to frame the conversation in a way that emphasizes how much of a creep this guy is for pretending to be an underage girl, despite the fact that he had been grooming "her" for well over a year.

Yeah, about that: Here's an old thread full of information. Linked threads: first and second. Here's Anthony denying that he'd ever been catfished in the first place & the thread. Remember ApologyGirl21? This is her. It's possible that this girl is one of the "real friends" that Ant was complaining about opening up to SelfCuttingGirl, too. Here's the thread where Ant deletes his denial. Here's Anthony claiming that he bought SelfCuttingGirl a macbook because he's a charitable fellow. Here's Ant's 17 year old girlfriend, ApologyGirl21, being used to lure in more strays and Ant offering SelfCuttingGirl room and board.

Here's a section of a blog post by Melissa Statten, one of Anthony's ex's, entitled: Trophy Wife aka My Life With A Shock Jock & the full version, which discusses her finding out that he had saved this 14 year old girl's Amazon wishlist "because she's a fan of the show and she's cute". Here's Anthony publicly thumbing his nose at his ex for getting upset that he's purchasing gifts for what he believed to be a 14 year old girl. Here's a bonus clip of Melissa Statten exposing Tranthony Cumio as a ladyboy lover and the thread. I should probably clarify why the Sue Lightning/tranny stuff is relevant...This is why.

The reason I haven't posted any direct communications between Anthony and this "girl" is because at some point during the whole hullabaloo of Ant admitting that he was catfished, then claiming that the catfished story never happened, him saying she was just a girl who the guys on the show retweeted, then claiming that he bought her things because he's a charitable guy, and even going so far as to pretend that SelfCuttingGirl was his niece at one point...he decided to wipe his entire twitter account the same way he wiped his Vine account. Bonus: His reaction to the Vine likes. The only problem with wiping your account clean is that all of the @ mentions are still there. There are some speculative things. I'm not sure what to make of that. I don't know who that message was sent to, but there's enough left over to paint a picture of what was really going on. Plus, you'd be a fool to not take the man at his word.

A few more instances: Anthony drooling over Bobo's underage sister and the 13 year old cash me outside girl. Taken from TACS 537 1:12:00. He filed a copyright claim on the latter for obvious reasons, but the thread is still up. He referred to Roman Polanski as a hero for anally raping a 13 year old girl. There's the whole 'Ant goes to prom' bit, too. Part 1 and Part 2. Here's a clip of him saying that a 14 year old prostitute on Maury is "completely, legitimately fuckable". There's also his friendship with Kurt Love, the sex offender that went to prison for sodomizing a 12 year old. I'm no Colombo, but I'm starting to see a pattern emerge here. Am I forgetting anything else? Probably.

164 comments

Weaponized autism is unstoppable.

This is why terrorists hiding in the middle of nowhere end up with a hellfire up their ass.

But Ant always said he liked young girls. He used to joke about knowing all the age of consent laws. OP is just mad that people here thought that posting on Ants moms guestbook was kind of fucked up. Now he’s all mad and this SJW-tier diatribe is the result.

They made his pedophilia a running joke as a way to normalize it? I guess that absolves him of all wrong doing. I actually agree that posting on the obit page is kind of fucked up. If they had made it private from the start then it would have gone unnoticed. I'm not mad, either. I've posted this same thread with minor updates two different times, so you can cram your SJW accusations up your ass. Ant's hypocrisy and moral grandstanding are the reasons for the repost. Nice try with the hate, though.

It’s not pedophilia if it’s past the age of consent

Maybe you could fill me in here; which state has an age of consent law of 13? 14? None? How about 15?

Buying someone a laptop isn’t fucking them you absolute retard

It's predatory behavior. No one is saying this post is going to get Anthony arrested again. We just collectively find him to be a creep because grooming young teens is frowned upon in polite society.

So what?

Okay, we get it. You also cannot get an adult to fuck you, so you find grooming children appropriate. Got it.

I'll suck your dick suck for a laptop

Your missing the point stupid.

Dude get laid and stop living vicariously through anthony. Anthony himself hates his own life so this makes you an extra special type of pathetic loser.

I get laid and it has nothing to do with this

No you don't. Stop lying

Tinder exists dummy

And no woman on it would be caught dead with a neckbeard like you.

You really should try it. It’s literally the downfall of western civilization

Then spread em wide. I'm coming in hot

You should consider using the term SJW more.

OP reminds of that dangerous autist that Affleck plays in the Accountant. Fucking unreal.

Note to self, never fuck with retards.

Thank you for your service.

Ant will never learn. Don't fuck with crazy. In this case, this sub.

Any ways. Good work.

Don't fuck with lazy.

This dude may have many things wrong with him. Lazy is not one of them

The sub, you ass.

oh. yeah. i'm lazy too.

fucking awesome

A bang up job, son. Well done.

Ha brilliant

Anthony has been advertising this sub all night to his Twitter followers so plenty of people who were unaware of the fact that Ant's a pedo now will be.

Good move Ant. Good move.

Anthony acting like he has the moral high ground over anyone is laughable. People making some tasteless, yet innocuous, inside jokes on a public obit page is somehow worse than him grooming what he thought was a little girl? This is just the stuff that was public. You'd be a fool to think that this only happened once. He's a piece of shit that somehow gets a pass because he's funny. Fuck that and fuck him.

He did nothing illegal you SJW fag.

Fucking sjws always stopping kid fucking.

Its PC run amok!

No one fucked a kid.

Your certainty is suspicious.

there's no proof anyone fucked a kid. I would imagine it would have gone to court. And in any case I'm white and believe in the justice system.

Hes a reprehensible child grooming tranny fucker.

Attempts to lure a child across state lines to fuck him is a federal crime, moron.

How do you know he wasn’t laying groundwork years in advance?

The problem is he was laying groundwork before there was grass on the field

And

We get it, you're pro-kidfucking.

...and it most first world Western societies, a 50+-year old man grooming a middle schooler to fuck them when they come of age is considered somewhat distasteful. You really shouldn't need this spelled out for you.

Trying to groom a minor so you can fuck them when they are 18 is also illegal. Grooming a minor for sex (future or current) is a federal offense. If you have to start brainwashing a girl when she is 13 so you can fuck her in 5 years you are pretty pathetic and, thankfully, there are laws against that sort of thing.

That's a Mann act.

It's a real doush move to start posting on someone's obituary page. Agreed on everything else.

Says retard who doesn't know how to spell douche.

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He hasn't been funny in 10 years.

Dude can’t win

Yeah I'm sort of a distant anthony fan, liked all his shows, saw him on jre, followed him since he first got fired from Sirius. I even follow him on Twitter and had no idea till now

Anthony is gona up the bounty to 10k once he reads this

Kurt Love and Tranth are friends? Kurt Love sodomized a 12 year old wtf.

Ant is a literal monster.

He's not a monster. He's just a narcissist sissy-boy who's too weak to date women his own age without becoming completely pussy whipped. The only way he can maintain control is to date so young that the girls have no leverage yet.

Well he was Bobo's lover, a man whose mental capacity is effectively stuck at twelve years old, but the heart wants what it wants.

Bobo Love-Kurlan.

Kurt Love Zbobo

Well, who among us? Right?

Jease Louise. Well Done.

If anything should be stickied right now it should be this.

This belongs in the Times

Tranthony is an pedo piece of garbage.

Listening to that O&A clip from 2013 compared to their WNEW shit is like night and day. They were so exhausted with each other.

I would have been exhausted with Opie within ten minutes

Accuse me and my brother of being a pedophile?

Hah! Back to obscurity with you!

his brother is NOT a pedo, I learned that on TV.

Back to obscurity with you!

That is actually what he said when he blocked me for mentioning Sue

That’s all he ever says after he talks shit and runs behind a block. He’s an utterly disgusting faggot and has zero integrity. You people still like him. Remember that. You’re all fucking faggots.

I've never denied being a faggot sir.

But yet somehow, despite everything, Redbar is a bigger faggot than tranpa.

Remember when he cried on stream because 4chan bullied him.

Or when he unironically tried to be taken seriously as a wigger rapper.

Warning ⚠ douche chills https://youtu.be/_l9Riaq2VNU

Has he ever addressed this?

Someone linked a previous version of it to his old account and he pulled the usual tough guy act of inviting people to show up to his house. No denial, just comical intimidation and threats of violence.

Come say that to MY FACE at the SAMCRO COMPOUND, libtard! That's right, I'd love to see the look on your face when you come up against my -- uh, ah, FUCK, where is it, where's my fucking gu-- KEITH! Keith!

Patrice beat him to it

I must be the last subscriber to Compound Media. Ant had a guest house on a week ago, and he was badgering him about "how low he'd go." Basically trying to get the guest ghost to admit that he'd fuck a thirteen year old.

That's how you know he's a damn pedo, because Ant seems to think that everyone is attracted to 13 year olds and they're just not admitting it.

Patrice beat him to it

Send him the link on twitter and see how fast you find yourself in block island bucko 🤣

Am I forgetting anything else?

There was the time he split hairs about how a pedophile is attracted to prepubescents, and what he likes is teenager girls, not children.

So technically, he might not be a pedo, he's just a statutory rapist.

Who said an ephebophile is just a pedophile with a dictionary? Confucius?

I remember when there was a jailbait sub...

That sub disappeared right around the time Ant left Reddit. Doubtful it's a coincidence.

I recall him going on and on about how much he loved the porn pages on Twitter. They were full of questionable aged girls taking naked mirror selfies. He advertised them on multiple shows back when Legion of Skanks was still on the network. He probably still follows them. Look into it.

Please compile another post about Joe's proclivity for child spit, maybe the two are linked.

You may be right. I'll look into it.

When they discussed it on air Opie trying to distance himself from this has got to be the douchiest part. He had to clarify 4000 times that he was not part of it what an insufferable cunt STFU already.

If it’s as bad as this makes it out to be, I don’t blame Opie at all for tripping all over himself to run away.

Opie is a talentless hack, but I haven't seen any indication that he's a pedophile.

Jesus H Christ. I knew that Ant got Catfished by SCG but I had no idea the dept of this.

The only thing i get from all this is Joe Cumia publicly denying 5 times on the people's court that he is not a pedophile, is because Anthony Cumia is.

And the allowance is hush money and Keith is his procurer! HA HA HOLEE SHIT!

Who cares!

Obviously this sub

This is all very interesting, but I don't see where Anthony did anything illegal. Maybe I'm just naive, but it seems like all this work was done to build a narrative towards character assassination, not pin him with an actual crime. If it's just about pointing out that behavior as creepy, I'd argue the guy who baited the "Hunter" was a much bigger creep than Anthony. That's just my two cents. I like Ant and don't believe he's a pedo - that's a truly terrible thing to accuse anybody of. Now, if actual proof against him came out, it would break my heart, but from what I can tell, a lot of people on this subreddit are just trying to hurt an man in real life simply because they don't like him.

It's called grooming and it's illegal.

Isn't grooming alone notoriously hard to prove? You are speculating.

It's not speculation and it's not hard to prove. Actually read the fucking OP post, it's all in there.

I read the whole thing. It's not "all in there" unless jumbled conjecture counts as hard evidence. If it's "not hard to prove" why haven't the authorities been involved? This is a smear campaign; a witch hunt, not anything real outside of this sad corner of the internet.

Uh huh. You're right, buying expensive gifts for underage girls you found on the internet is always innocent. Get the fuck out of here, you know what he was doing.

“Use more quotations.”

No i'm not you are.

Find me a man he's only spoken to over Twitter, that he's bought an iPad for.

You mean the guy pretending to be a girl he bought an iPad for?

so the guy who cleans my dog for me is breaking the law?

This really should be perma-stickied

Isn't there some sort of Anon-type group that goes after pedos on Twitter? It'd be a shame if they learned what a sexual louse Anthony was

The weird thing is the overlap between pizzagate and his fans.

Finally this sub is getting some life back into it!

Dead mom, Colin Flaherty, 5 grand...all in the span of a week. The bombshell of Lynsi finally filing the papers has to be around the corner.

I pray every night.

I have a shrine like Helga Pataki

Anyone who reads this and doesn’t think ant should be in jail is delusional

Someone should inform Alex Jones that Ant is deeply entrenched in the pedophile sex cult.

So is Alex...

Pizza face gate.

Someone should send this to TMZ. You know they would run with it.

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You Colombo or somthin

Traditional (middle eastern) values

no one knows who the guy is? get him to release some messages

ho-ly shit

Lets not forget that in 1790, Anthony and Kurt Love met behind ye olde tyme pub to exchange charcoal drar-wrings of lil' Timothy's bottom. It was hard to file trade in those days, but by god if those committed degenerates didn't find a way.

Yea, i am 41 year old loser that catfishes a "hunter" and a radio legend...

I thought this was about (Tr)ant?

He's a fucking comedian you soulless monster.

And if we've learned anything, it's that comedians are sexual predators.

hes a piece of shit hypocrite

The Kurt love stuff is very creepy.

Even creepier that his ex live-in girlfriend claimed that Kurt used to bring underaged girls to the compound.

Was it Stetten who said something about this?

There's a clip of Patrice asking him how low he'd go if there's no such thing as the law. He says 12 or 13, then gets kissed off when everyone in the room acts disgusted.

That's where you see how sick he is. He honestly thinks everyone else feels that way. He doesn't understand what's wrong with it.

"You should be put to sleep you piece of shit."

Patrice was the best.

In his defense, he said "it's gotta be the right 13" so he's legally protected.

fuccckkkk

im 33, and I think I agree with 23...but more realisticly probably like 25

What say you Mr Cumia ?

Ant, you just been Opie'd! 😎

How's that feel, fucker?!

2018 would be the funniest if it brought us an Opie divorce, Anthony going to jail for grooming and Keith going behind him for trying to cover it up with his cop ties.

Any predictions for Jim or Sam?

Homosexual love affair.

I'm glad Jimmy finds someone.

Jim gets aids, Sam continues balding.

Im starting to think this Anthony fella is attracted to young illegal in most states girls

illegal in most states

You show me one state where 13 is legal. Please.

Faaawk. This shit goes deep.

This thread is proof god exists and will fuck your ass to humble you.

He would have to get me into a Camel Clutch first.

I'd love this sub closed for the sheer fact it might coax some of you autistic losers to do something with your lives.

Yeah because i bet your life is so great you mong.

Hahaha Ant, looks like a penny saved IS a penny earned.

guy who uses quotes incorrectly

A penny spent earns a penny slot. Or something.

Has anyone tried emailing places like NY Daily News, NY Times, etc with this info? It’s pretty damning stuff. Especially now with every media organization wanting stories about celebs (even at Ant’s level) being creepy.

They probably already know.

Bravo sir, bravo. This sub does some great things with our collective autism.

I'll be updating the pages linked to threads from here with archive links in case anything bad should happen, but this information will not go away. This is

I demand live links what do you think I am some kind of pedophile?

Creeper

You know, it's funny: Ant is becoming the new Chris-Chan.

Chris-Chan, for those of you who don't know, was a weird autistic manchild who lived in his parents' house, surrounded by toys and videogames, living in his own little fantasy world where he was loved and enjoyed. He soon learned that he the internet was a cruel, unrelenting place that would not treat him well for his nonsense. Today, he's a transwoman (a fat ugly dude with a bent dick, "duck", "pickle", just look him up and read all about it).

Ant is a similarly situated person. Nobody respects him online. He lives in his own house, but he too is surrounded by videogames and his own toys (guns, cars, and karaoke). He believes everyone loves and respects him because he lives in his own little world. He can't maintain a relationship to save his life, and ends up getting trolled by women who use him for money (see Chris-Chan and Megan, Ant and Dani and every other woman Ant is with).

hullabaloo

Who?

Signed off with, BigGiantHead. It’s gotta be Soder.

Thankfully I did my homework on this months ago. This is a straight up undergrad course worth of work.

He secretly wanted Chris Hansen to catch him.

who'd believe this shit.

"I won’t call him a pedophile, but yes, I will call him a pedophile."

Kurt Love is not the only groomer on my staff, fam.

This is fucking fascinating.

Very compelling stuff.

Wow

Jesus Christ

Can mods sticky this already.

Who’s the bigger Autist, you for posting all of this or me for reading it?

Oh my god, the picture of the decoy Tranth though he was talking too :( Ant truly is a disgusting human being. If he was so enticed by this in the manner that he was, it stands to reason that this is faaaaaar worse. Whatever, make fun of the Tranny thing, but this is truly gross. That is grooming, and buying the iPad is almost intent.

Is this mufuka still on AJ's payroll?

Good post. He’s a creep

Interesting information regarding the guy's relationships with underage people, but what does his relationship with an adult transsexual have anything to do with it? Just because the woman in question states that she thinks she looks 12? Other than that, it seems like it was just added to your post in an attempt to dehumanize the woman and paint the Anthony guy in an unneeded negative light. Your information regarding his actions surrounding underage people is enough.

tl;dr: Anthony has more skeletons in his closet than the Catacombs of Paris.

This centers around the SelfCuttingGirl catfish story, in which a 40 year old man fooled Anthony, and many others, into believing he was a 14 year old girl. Read that post here. Also, keep in mind that this is who these people thought they were communicating with.

"The Hunter" is Jordan Hembrough and the other girl-friend mentioned is shelbys__tweets; who claims to have turned 18 in late 2016, which would have made her around 13 or 14 when all of this was going down. I find it hard to believe that this is a real person, but that doesn't matter. It's worth mentioning that this is one of the "real girls" Anthony brings up when discussing the reveal on the show. Anthony still follows this girl on twitter, btw, or at least he did before he was banned.

We'll start at the end and then double back to when Jordan Hembrough, a TV show host in his 40's, decided it was appropriate to contact what he believed to be a 14 year old girl, make inappropriate comments, take her on as a pseudo employee, and make even more inappropriate jokes that would make even Chip cringe (It's like an Army joke). Oof. You probably noticed a reference to Penn Jilette in there, too. Apart from Anthony and Jordan, Penn was one of the most publicly engaging celebrities.

Now here's the old O&A gang discussing the fact that they'd been had. The more I listen to this the more I notice how panicked everyone sounds. High-pitch Jimmy denies knowing anything about her while also claiming that he knew she was really a he all along, Opie kinda knows something, but not as much as everyone else, and Anthony tries to frame the conversation in a way that emphasizes how much of a creep this guy is for pretending to be an underage girl, despite the fact that he had been grooming "her" for well over a year.

Yeah, about that: Here's an old thread full of information. Linked threads: first and second. Here's Anthony denying that he'd ever been catfished in the first place & the thread. Remember ApologyGirl21? This is her. It's possible that this girl is one of the "real friends" that Ant was complaining about opening up to SelfCuttingGirl, too. Here's the thread where Ant deletes his denial. Here's Anthony claiming that he bought SelfCuttingGirl a macbook because he's a charitable fellow. Here's Ant's 17 year old girlfriend, ApologyGirl21, being used to lure in more strays and Ant offering SelfCuttingGirl room and board.

Here's a section of a blog post by Melissa Statten, one of Anthony's ex's, entitled: Trophy Wife aka My Life With A Shock Jock & the full version, which discusses her finding out that he had saved this 14 year old girl's Amazon wishlist "because she's a fan of the show and she's cute". Here's Anthony publicly thumbing his nose at his ex for getting upset that he's purchasing gifts for what he believed to be a 14 year old girl. Here's a bonus clip of Melissa Statten exposing Tranthony Cumio as a ladyboy lover and the thread. I should probably clarify why the Sue Lightning/tranny stuff is relevant...This is why.

The reason I haven't posted any direct communications between Anthony and this "girl" is because at some point during the whole hullabaloo of Ant admitting that he was catfished, then claiming that the catfished story never happened, him saying she was just a girl who the guys on the show retweeted, then claiming that he bought her things because he's a charitable guy, and even going so far as to pretend that SelfCuttingGirl was his niece at one point...he decided to wipe his entire twitter account the same way he wiped his Vine account. Bonus: His reaction to the Vine likes. The only problem with wiping your account clean is that all of the @ mentions are still there. There are some speculative things. I'm not sure what to make of that. I don't know who that message was sent to, but there's enough left over to paint a picture of what was really going on. Plus, you'd be a fool to not take the man at his word.

A few more instances:

  • Another round of 'How young would you go' where Anthony "jokes" about having sex with 9 year olds. He later changes his answer to 15.

  • There's his friendship with Kurt Love, the sex offender who was sent to prison for sodomizing a 12 year old.

  • Here's Anthony drooling over Bobo's underage sister and a thread where former producer for O&A, Danny (/u/TheBlueAwning), claims that convicted pedophile, Kurt Love aka Jeffery Hollander, brought Bobo's then 16 year old sister and a friend over to Anthony's house for a pool party. Link and archive link of the thread where he delivers with the photo that corroborates his story. Here's Anthony's response to Danny (1hr35mins) and Danny's response to the response, in which Danny alleges that Anthony digitally penetrated a 14 year old girl in his home theater room. Archive link.

  • Anthony drooling over the 13 year old cash me outside girl. Taken from TACS 537 1:12:00. He filed a copyright claim on the latter for obvious reasons, but the thread is still up. Edit: A little snippet of the kinds of things he was saying.

  • He referred to Roman Polanski as a hero for anally raping a 13 year old girl.

  • E-Rock and Opie lied to Olympic gymnast Mikayla Mirony, then 17, for a disturbing bit on the show. What makes this even more egregious on their part is that it took place after Anthony had caused a Twitter shit storm by Tweeting about breaking Mikayla's hymen. Some of the Tweets, which were all sent before this bit, are saved in this article.

  • Here's Anthony saying that he would only watch ICarly to jerk off. Jimmy seriously asks what's wrong with him. There's no joke there.

  • Another instance of him commenting on how hot he finds a teenage girl.

  • In this clip Anthony insinuates that if he had become a carni

The sub, you ass.

It's predatory behavior. No one is saying this post is going to get Anthony arrested again. We just collectively find him to be a creep because grooming young teens is frowned upon in polite society.

Dead mom, Colin Flaherty, 5 grand...all in the span of a week. The bombshell of Lynsi finally filing the papers has to be around the corner.

Okay, we get it. You also cannot get an adult to fuck you, so you find grooming children appropriate. Got it.

I'll suck your dick suck for a laptop

Was it Stetten who said something about this?

Bobo Love-Kurlan.

They probably already know.