Cumia is a geriatric coward who is afraid to be alone

11  2018-01-07 by dugoutdougradio

What millionaire keeps a 6 around who stole from him and smeared his keys in cat shit?

5 comments

You saying you wouldn't?

If I had his cash, I would not be dating these insecure batshit crazy girls. Missy is going to contribute to heart attack 2

I need to see her nekkid before I decide.

She's shaped like a tree trunk. Ant likes that she's more masculine than him. It helps him feel safe in her arms when he's scared without his guns in the dark.

He knows what's gonna come up when a new girl googles his name. Anything sane is already off the menu.

I need to see her nekkid before I decide.