Jim would be put off cause he sounds like Sandy Kane.

I think you're mistaken. That's actually a man.

Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong.

I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong.

Won't you listen to meee.

🎶QUICKSAND JESUS, IM SO FAR AWAY WITHOUT YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!🎶

Sir, you must be mistaken. This appears this photo is of rock singer Sebastian Bach. A man. With a penis.

You're right, he'd much rather a WOMAN with a penis! Op is way off and doesn't understand that gender is on a spectrum!

It's not gay if he's wearing girl undies.

Which one?

over 6 foot, blonde hair, has a penis, jim would approve

I feel like that guy should have been more famous then how he ended up today. Good looks, great voice. What happened?

Dumb as a rock. Couldn't right more song and even his band booted him.

Dumb as a rock.

Couldn't right more songs

He was/is an insufferable asshole prima-donna diva. His old bandmates were offered dump trucks full of money to do a reunion tour and every single one of them declined immediately, as they'd rather not associate with him than be extremely wealthy.

In 2008 I met a woman who had a big fat dick. I didn’t mind and I sucked it. So what?

"Savage Animal!"

Sebastian saying "Mother trucker" so much would remind him too much of someone who says "mother hucker"

Suckin that Cach

Nah, that chick has a serious marijuana addiction. I mean, like Pete Davis level marijuana addiction. No way Jim Morton would ever go for a gal like that.

REMINDER: Sam Roberts gets paid to smell Jim's cummy egg farts every morning.