Finished a 5th of whisky and feel no buzz. Onto 5th #2. Also Ron Bennington is my downtown Portland dyke goddess.

5  2018-01-06 by Hold_My_Brush22

Paging u/drsteve103

Also I used baby oil as lube for a dildo I put in my anus the other day and it's still just a mess down there. Do not recommend.

Etc, etc, Vos will be playing @ the Helium Comedy club in Philly January 6th as well as The Stand in NY on the 9th.

Fuck your mothers.

12 comments

1  angelog4524 2018-01-06

i dare you to drive

1  juanwayne 2018-01-06

I see what you did there

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-06

I only put other's lives on the line for a double dog dare, dude.

1  gregorio_ilidivich 2018-01-06

Ever hear that song by Phil Coll....we get it

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-06

R. Budd Dwyer, toe trigger shotgun etc etc.

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-06

KY just poo's right out, the kids say

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-06

See, my dad said the same thing. Baby oil is petroleum based I've chime to realize. Which is funny.. because it feels like I've been shitting straight motor oil for like 10 hours.

Next caller.

1  dougfunny86 2018-01-06

We all know why you have high tolerance.

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-06

Go on.

1  dougfunny86 2018-01-06

Guess

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-06

I was raped by ny grandmother?

1  Toss__Pot 2018-01-06

ur a fatfuck, right?

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-01-06

I'm fuckin' shredded, bro.