Opie is the guy that 'Seen on TV' crap is made for. "You go to eat breakfast but oh no! Flakes everywhere! No matter how perfectly you tear the bag it won't cooperate. Well, no need to eat off the floor anymore! Introducing The Cereal Dominator!"
Im surprised we didn't get a scorch like air check or twitter poll about what kind of cereal you think the opster eats, oh and he is going to drop tons of cash over Manhatten, just stay tuned to his twitter!
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not gonna lie, this simple tidbit of shared human complaint, free of any strife or frissures of disagreement, has made me feel cozy in this moment. let us remember our common struggles, the big and small, and realize how alike we all are in the end
@TruckerGuy772 - this is why we need you back on the air Ope! Won't be able to subscribe fast enough once you ink a lucrative new deal with a major platform. #BringBacktheRadioGold
ME: trust me, talks are happening and heating up but in the end the fit has to be just right for me and my guys.
Or a red painted bedroom ceiling when the long overdue moment of clarity hits him, and he realizes what kind of person he's been for the last 45 years?
Wake up, walk through your empty apartment, google"hack 80's jokes", tweet one, call sharrod and carl and offer them $750 to have a burger with you and do a show.
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2 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-01-04
Idiot spelt fawk wrong
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-04
What kind of simpleton can't open a box of cereal?
Lynsi probably always did it for him before the divorce.
5 dropngo 2018-01-04
Opie is the guy that 'Seen on TV' crap is made for. "You go to eat breakfast but oh no! Flakes everywhere! No matter how perfectly you tear the bag it won't cooperate. Well, no need to eat off the floor anymore! Introducing The Cereal Dominator!"
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-04
Nah broseph, ya dont know how them shits can tear in unexpected ways dude, this guy gets my regular life
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-04
Gotcha. Well at least you'll never run out of milk.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-01-04
Melk*
1 Cawdor 2018-01-04
Melcchhh*
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-01-04
If you're too dumb to open with fingers, use scissors you sissy millionaire.
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2018-01-04
What 60 year old eat cold cereal?
Im surprised we didn't get a scorch like air check or twitter poll about what kind of cereal you think the opster eats, oh and he is going to drop tons of cash over Manhatten, just stay tuned to his twitter!
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-04
At one point in time he had a personal chef.
Ah, as the dominos continue to fall...
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-04
He used to also have a wife and the right to see his children more than every other weekend.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-04
Ok, Florentine.
1 ArtiesCorpse 2018-01-04
"And don't you hate how difficult it is to tie your own shoes? Am I right gang??"
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-01-04
My wife makes me breakfast and dinner everyday. Opie choose poorly.
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1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-01-04
Always trying to "figure things out"
2 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-04
People with autism usually are
1 Cawdor 2018-01-04
In the end
1 joomommyhappy 2018-01-04
lotta problems in that box
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-04
Honestly, what in salt water makes our bodies reject it so harshly?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-04
I wanna know what's going through this fucking retards mind every time he thinks he has some genius tweet that the world must hear.
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-01-04
He’ll never be able to open cereal correctly with this retarded thumbs
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-01-04
What kind of cereal do you think Opie eats?
1 BigOpie 2018-01-04
FAWWWWK. My FAWKIN kids dont know how to open a cereal box correctly. spends 45 minuets talking about cereal. - Opie and Anthony show circa 2014.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-04
not gonna lie, this simple tidbit of shared human complaint, free of any strife or frissures of disagreement, has made me feel cozy in this moment. let us remember our common struggles, the big and small, and realize how alike we all are in the end
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-01-04
amen
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-04
You're slowly dying and never going to find true love.
1 TacolasCage 2018-01-04
Use Tupperware, mother fucker. Cereal stays fresh as fuck.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-04
And what’s the deal with airline peanuts?
1 crookedmile 2018-01-04
Yo nigga, your syntax is straight busted
1 StufromAus 2018-01-04
This is the man who also cleans up his piss with his sock instead of grabbing some toilet paper which is right there. Just an utter moron.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-01-04
or leaving it sit there like every other normal human being, hoping it goes away on its own.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-04
Stymied again trying to open his Lean on Me.
1 jofreal 2018-01-04
@TruckerGuy772 - this is why we need you back on the air Ope! Won't be able to subscribe fast enough once you ink a lucrative new deal with a major platform. #BringBacktheRadioGold
ME: trust me, talks are happening and heating up but in the end the fit has to be just right for me and my guys.
1 TayNez 2018-01-04
I love how he doesn't buy Twitter followers anymore so if you check he loses like 100-200 per day.
1 DryTeeth 2018-01-04
Which race will Gregg Hughes finish first-
The race to senility, full blown dementia?
Or a red painted bedroom ceiling when the long overdue moment of clarity hits him, and he realizes what kind of person he's been for the last 45 years?
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-01-04
I want the Kubrickesque red-ceiling'd bedroom moment.
1 kanizzo88 2018-01-04
Does anyone remember his tweets that said "guess its time to get a job"? Haven't seen one of those in a while...
1 Irishnavy33 2018-01-04
2 RT nice Numbaz going up
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-01-04
goddamn I literal lol'd
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-04
I’ve never commented on this dolt’s idiocy but what the fuck is he talking about? Go shoot up a golf course.
1 RichHeads 2018-01-04
Hot takes!
1 kevin121312 2018-01-04
Opie's daily routine:
Wake up, walk through your empty apartment, google"hack 80's jokes", tweet one, call sharrod and carl and offer them $750 to have a burger with you and do a show.
1 malvin77 2018-01-04
What a nobody.....
1 Canadia86 2018-01-04
I literally cannot relate to this at all
1 dopef123 2018-01-04
His likes and retweets are just sad. I have loser friends who do better than that.
1 Motherfrogger 2018-01-04
I have literally never struggled opening a cereal bag ever in my life