"I'm still hilarious!"

117  2018-01-04 by SpiralStatic90

43 comments

It took a while, but we were finally treated to an episode of AntShells.

Looks like Flutesy's Abuelo.

DIOS MIO

That really hurt Ant. I've never seen Ant with such a sad demeanor to him. It almost made me feel bad for him in a way. The same week that your mom dies, the one guy you respect in your business calls you out like that.

He totally deserved it.

He totally deserved it.

Spot-on. Ron called it perfectly when he dubbed A&A an "alt right show" because it had Colin Benjamin on as a guest. Benjamin's comments about not giving young children hormones were way out of line. Hopefully Ant apologises to Ron on-air tomorrow.

What made it obvious was how quick he threw that statement out there after Ron called him out like that.

real ant shells moment

Douche Chillington

Wait, wha happnd?

Watch this Lise, you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half. Aaaaaand... now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTeOmCRaFQU&feature=youtu.be&t=11m53s

Why do they all sound like Transformers in this clip?

Probably to avoid Content ID so it doesn't get pulled.

Yeah Keith the cop uses a stenographic encryption process he invented to encrypt a different photo of your Mum's asshole in every individual stream.

Ah, I just thought this was the quality that paying Compound subscribers got.

40 people paying 9 bucks a month got them that incredible green screen. You can't expect them to pay for high quality audio as well.

...Once the NYC studio is up and running... Things will be different.

Right then he s wishing those windows were real so he could just jump.

You've shattered the illusion for me.

How hard was Ant suppressing to hold back those tears?

Ol pissy eyes

You don't need suppressing and hold back, they mean the same thing.

How hard was Ant suppressing [his emotions in order] to hold back those tears?

So uncomfortable

That was a funny moment

I actually cracked up, it felt like something chip would say

It's permissible to take the week when your parent dies, even if their mind had long since expired. He probably felt pressured to boost the brand after the holiday vacation, when it took a hit prior to it with Artie going off the reservation. People speculated if ol' pissy eyes returned after he heard the news of his mom's passing. From the looks of it, he's suppressed all emotion and is probably downing handfuls of antidepressants. On radio he was such a natural and easygoing presence; on his own platform he's just become a grotesque collection of tics and crutches. It was refreshing to hear his tenor slightly shift at certain points when he dropped the "overeager jovial broadcaster" shtick and spoke like a regular human about having a rough week.

"overeager jovial broadcaster" shtick

His unrelentingly reliance on speaking like this through the entirety of his TACS/Compound Media post legitimate career really solidifies why he has no business hosting a show by himself.

Boost the brand.

Thats so fucking comical.

Keep up the posting! Fuck having any real family or friends!

You post more than me.

"My Mom Died after being in a coma..."

Colin: "Blacks doing knock out game puts people in comas too.."

He's like one of those Autistic kids who can only focus on one thing at a time. Except he spends his entire life focused on it.

Please clap.

There should be some spaghetti slowly falling down the wall.

to their credit, they actually did put that on the green screen at one point

Credit?

He CAN be hilarious when having somebody like Jimmy to play off. Left to his own devices, he disappears down the political rabbit hole and all the funny ceases.

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Are ya?

Shaky hands, shaky thumbs. Sue's weewee in his bum.

I hope he just dies at this point

Calm down A-log

Keep up the posting! Fuck having any real family or friends!