Travis's wife has top shelf fat titties. He really is the best boy.

149  2018-01-03 by Compound_MediaPR

107 comments

she probably gives great head. Look at those mmmhmmmm lips. atta boy tav dog ooof ooof oof oooof

does travis intentionally try to look like a jew so he doesn’t suffer the same fate as his father?

Tefft Dog looks like my Lawyer.

Better call teft

I hope the show steals this line

Its a shame they spend their vacation at tacky themeparks like hicks

I’d go anywhere with those tits though

Damn she seems like she gained a ton of weight since cursing out that nigger at IKEA. She also looked better with the lighter hair.

It was a chinaman she cursed out. Happy Chinese New Year.

Slanty eyed nigger

Rice nigger

General Tso's nigger

We can all agree though, a nigger was definitely involved.

A chink/gook/slope/pan head

she looks mighty fine to me, & she's bigger than my 'type'.

This is an old pic, i'm pretty sure

Muppet mouth and the lawyer from The Room

Holy fuck..

That face though. Seems like the type of person who would pick a needless fight her husband might have to finish with fists.

In other words she writes checks she can't cash.

She has been noted to pick fights outside supermarkets expecting Travis to finish them.

Dani Goheavily

How fat is she? They are some serious tits!

She might not be the skinniest girl on the planet but Travis is like 5’6”. She’s a good pull for him. Those are some heavy, luscious titties.

And she’s cute too.

Shut up you fucking faggot

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There's are difference between liking women and being a fawning, grovelling, worshipping, desperate, thirsty beta

Do you ever wonder why men who get laid a lot with attractive women don't effusively gush wish sexual emotion over 6/10 >age 30 mothers like that faggot just did

Keep downvoting the truth. Downvote it all your life, instead of just accepting the harsh facts and permanently changing your life for the better in an instant

Worthless faggots

Gee, thanks! I'll keep that advice in mind!

that’s nice honey. Just don’t forget to bring your plate up when you finish your tendies xoxo

That's a very dutiful, noble, male feminist opinion of you

Pssst, everyone is doing a bit in here. When you try to uniroically act above it all it reveals you to be completely socially retarded. Calling people worthless faggots for joking about a fat girls tits and then trying to drop truth bombs about society. Oooof. Steer the ship why don’t you

Why are you helping him? Let him continue to make an ass out of himself please.

I think they're kinda funny.

Yeah that needy upvote seeking "steer the ship" reference at the end there really tied it in that you're a cool person who is sure ofnthemselves

there's that social awareness firing on all cylinders again

"I'm not politically correct, I never was."

Do yoy miss your pals over at r/incels ?

Haha yeah, call me incel

Maybe that will make what I said not true

Even Patrice would call you a fag.

The cool black guy we all look up to wouldn't have approved of you :O)

How could you actually type those words you pathetic cuck

I do ☹️

I like the edge. Keep it up. It’s entertaining.

Yeah you come off like a real alpha dog haha. All your comments point to you leading a truly horrid and lonely life. And you're really unfunny at the same time!

I have never wondered that no. You sound like you get laid a lot please tell me.

I'm speaking as a bisexual man who talks to girls and shares their orientation, not as a heterosexual "alpha" giving pickup advice

I know what they like, and what makes them cringe

They like guys who ignore them. Their vaginas dry when you worship them

That said I daresay I have still fucked more women than the average user here, so you are perceptive in that

The likelihood of her being hirsute is so high Vegas wouldn’t even give you odds.

Wait... How high is it?!

Go 'head

Why?

she just has the look, but luckily we have laser hair removal now.

What up with the mark on her finger? Is that a tat?

Is this that cunt Canadiens fan?

She's a fuckin hoser. Then again I'd love to hose them tittays!

arf

I'm a breast connoisseur and those are a mess. That's a serious push-up bra.

Not saying I'd kick her out of bed, but that bra is deceptive.

what the?... hoodely...holy...shit!

Damn Travdawg, real men can sense real men, that's why we don't bother you.

Game recognizes Game

I find this woman attractive. I like breasts.

Fag

Fair enough.

What do you guys think her ass looks like?

An ottoman

Or a georgeman

He's in the photo

Mia Khalifa looking ass bitch, fucking nice Trav dog.

That's the smile of a boy that regularly gets his face smashed between giant tatas.

She also has luscious hair, which makes at least one of them...

I wish more chicks would keep their hair that length. Always wanting to fucking cut it.

What a weird comment.

It's not a weird comment. Get married and you'll get it. As soon as women are married they want to start transitioning to a bland sexless look. It's depressing.

I am not a schmuck or a fool, so I will not be getting married.

But, I know what you mean. I've been with the old ball and chain for a while! waka waka

As soon as they become mothers, they run out and get sensible "mom-dos". Blech.

Cheating BBW deepthroat CIM

Very nice!

Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb

She also has the ability to look completely different in every photo of her.

Didn’t she used to be blonde?

She's a regular Ted Bundy

That's all her baby weight still, whatever she didn't or couldn't lose. Does not change the fact that her titties were always great, and that I would make love to her to the best of my ability.

Audrey Bitoni after some cake.

Heavy Tits

She’s got big fat bubbas

Bubs*

She looks like a she would be a cunt

He looks like a schmarmy jew doctor.

Her tits hit the floor quicker than ms13 in a drive by

Alpha fux, trav dog bux

I like Trav Dog, he has been consistently awesome through the years.

Good Lawd. I tip my hat to that motherless fuck.

She looks like she knows what she is doing.

He looks like he has a solid penup.

On Wednesday's show Travis shared the harrowing story of how, when a pipe burst in his apartment, he and his daughter survived by using that woman as a flotation device.

Fashion sense of Mama Cass.

Why the fuck is that fat tranny wearing a wizard costume?

So THAT'S what she looks like. After hearing about their IKEA fight, I always thought she was a blonde.

She was

So, they split up, and Dr. Gay picked her up instead? Got it.

great now let's harass her online and make her feel like being married to Travis is a liability

Can I get a tooter on ya hooterssss!'

shes a pig & hes a no balls having balding fruit who loves disney shit prob bc the mothers are always dead in those movies

I like Travis.

I hate all the rest of them though.

Travis is real dawg (arf arf) fuckin thick bitches n shit

The lesson here is wearing 1970s curtains isn't going to make you look less fat.

Nightly TF

Like off-brand Aubrey Plaza.

I imagine Travis slapping her jugs while singing "you put dee lime in dee coconut"

She's pregnant is this picture. They talked about the picture on O&A because she was catching shit online from people for drinking while pregnant.

Nothing makes you forget moms abandonedment like sucking on those luscious breasts.

She's one of those girls who flaunts fat utters because of her fat gut. The fuck travy

Edit: down voting? Must be fat yourself.

You used the word "utters" when you meant to use the word "udders". One is using your voice to make a word. One is the teat on a cow or a goat.

That is why you are downvoted.

Can you now see how astonishingly stupid you are now?

You are a teat on a ball-bag.

Thanks for the correction.

That is udderly terrible

She's one of those girls who flaunts fat uDDers because of her fat gut.

How the fuck is she flaunting them? She's dressed quite modestly.

? They are huge and they are that high... thats the difference, you understand how big those are right. How low they would hang, yes shes flaunting them, she probably thinks its her best asset

Those puppies need support, dude.

she just has the look, but luckily we have laser hair removal now.

? They are huge and they are that high... thats the difference, you understand how big those are right. How low they would hang, yes shes flaunting them, she probably thinks its her best asset