That’s a tough one. Statement deaths are like Bud Dwyer ... nigga going out in bright lights. The blame thing is a juvenile mechanism for lashing out and hurtful to survivors. Ending pain is euthanasia ... ain’t a thing wrong with winking out. Some folks might say hopelessness is a reason, but I call bullshit. If you ain’t got hope, then be a bum, not a corpse.
Two days before yesterday! amirite gang? Har har But seriously, suicide is no laughing matter. If your feeling like you might hurt yourself or someone else around you, you need to seek help immediately by going to see Rich Vos perform at the Chuckle Hut in Pookenadolahanchie ahhh punchin out
25 comments
11 fawwkyeah 2018-01-02
The best day is today
4 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-02
Birthday. That way your family only has to think/mourn for you that one day.
4 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-02
I say make it on a day besides your birthday. That way, they will be forced to mourn twice.
6 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-02
Well if you're going for impact you should make it a Christmas themed death. Ruin the entire holiday season.
2 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-02
Yes, I like where your head is at.
4 deanthecleanmachine 2018-01-02
any day as long as you stream it for us
2 wgtragic 2018-01-02
april 1st
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-02
aHpPrELll fAwwLLsss
2 OsloJimmy 2018-01-02
Depends ... are you seeking to make a statement, blame others, or end pain.
2 PM-me-your-psn-codes 2018-01-02
Why not all three?
2 OsloJimmy 2018-01-02
That’s a tough one. Statement deaths are like Bud Dwyer ... nigga going out in bright lights. The blame thing is a juvenile mechanism for lashing out and hurtful to survivors. Ending pain is euthanasia ... ain’t a thing wrong with winking out. Some folks might say hopelessness is a reason, but I call bullshit. If you ain’t got hope, then be a bum, not a corpse.
2 Bougiegan 2018-01-02
Bro are you serious??
If so do it pussy
2 assreaper 2018-01-02
LeapYear, off a tall building.
2 xyniphis 2018-01-02
July 4th, go out with a bang and make sure your family cant enjoy a fun summer holiday anymore
2 EdguhMellencamp 2018-01-02
Monday because then I can use my signature line “I guess someone had a case of the Mondays!” that’s been killing since 2011.
2 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-02
killing!
2 Tronald_Dump_2016 2018-01-02
Two days before yesterday! amirite gang? Har har But seriously, suicide is no laughing matter. If your feeling like you might hurt yourself or someone else around you, you need to seek help immediately by going to see Rich Vos perform at the Chuckle Hut in Pookenadolahanchie ahhh punchin out
1 the_opester 2018-01-02
Halloween maybe?
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-01-02
On your 75th birthday! 🎂
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-02
"The best time was 30 years ago. The second best time is now."
1 Canadia86 2018-01-02
April Fools day
1 4lexM 2018-01-02
mlk day
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-02
Douse yourself in gasoline and then run through a family gathering with lit fireworks in each hand. Ive heard thats pretty quick and painless
1 joeroganpodcastfan 2018-01-02
Your siblings birthday, just make it all about you
1 Billyassman 2018-01-02
Today
2 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-02
Yes, I like where your head is at.
2 PM-me-your-psn-codes 2018-01-02
Why not all three?