Redditards are jealous because they can’t ring in the New Year like this

100  2018-01-02 by AntwansBobo

65 comments

Big A looks like the shit monster from Weird Science.

With some Geisha paint, she'd look like the puppet from the SAW movies.

No no no no... I am the puppet from the Saw movie?

Jesus is this a screenshot from an Aphex Twin video?

Ant probably whispers "come to daddy" into a megaphone everytime he wants that girl cabbage patch kid to blow him

"Missy, come blow daddy. Now please."

I'm a little teapot

morbid and ominous

rape rape rape rape

rape rape rape

I don't know what broke inside me today, but that still has me chortling as I type. Prick.

Big a legitimately reminds me of the creature from the Frankenstein book. Contrary to popular belief, the creature was actually educated and up on the trends but still was shunned by the public for his horrific appearance. That was the real tragedy of the story.

He looks like one of those weird people from the Texas Chainsaw massacre mobile homes.

Her genetic code was so close to making her a really hot chick. One final downward tweak was all it took for her to wind up at the Compound instead of someplace far more prestigious.

Someplace far more prestigious? Um, maybe you didn’t notice, but he has marble columns. Don’t you feel silly now?

She's kinda dumb too though.

Franklin the turtle faced bitch.

Eh, I’d still fuck her.

No shit

With or without, it wouldn't matter to me.

This is so eerily accurate.

Smiling like she's in the "Black Hole Sun" video.

Did you feel good about stealing this comment from the last time it was posted?

Did he Schumer that joke?

He Big Amyed it

I prefer to be thought of as an Irish Carlos Mencia

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Fawwwwwk have you seen that video?

Why on earth does he hang with Big A?

It makes Ant appear less grotesque by comparison.

The Count of Long Island.

The Roslyn Chomper

If Keith and Ant need a beer at the same time, Big A is Fred from Brooklyn's backup

Sir, I'm not sure if you're aware, but like most African-American men arrested for domestic violence arising from substance abuse, Mr. Cumia attended COURT ORDERED rehab for his crippling alcoholism, which he successfully finished just under two years ago.

If you are implying that the sobriety did not take like Ro's three unwanted pregnancies, then you should speak to the Nassau County Sheriff because specious speculation like this will land you A SLANDER SUIT, BUSTER!

Was this your final draft?

Big A digs the holes for the bodies.

I never understood this either, like do Ant and Big A talk to each other?

Be serious, everyone Ant hangs with makes he look remotely fuckable to any dumb cunt.

Turtle faced bitch.

Jim's not in this photo

Crazy eyes,look out Mr.Anthony ,always make sure she fall's asleep first.

Why do you not know how to use commas?

HATE US CUZ YOU AIN'T US!

This is why I shouldn't read the O&A sub - it influences my posts. Jim was on to something when he didn't watch Seinfeld

Now his excuses for sucking are influencing you.

Anthony probably demands that she fuck Big A.

And if she refuses??

Then she gets eaten.

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Pulp Fiction poster? That's rad.

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When will Big A start having noticeable health problems?

15 years ago

When did they start dating again?

Fuck you guys, she seems nice enough girl.

She's fucking a guy who's been in radio for over 20 years and the dumb bitch can't talk into a mic properly! Mumbling stumbling whispery voiced bug eyed fucking troll monster gets to sit in on the Chip podacast and speak and you can't hear what the hell she's saying! I think Jimmy puts her on as a goof because she can't talk on mic properly.

So... she can't talk into a mic so she's human garbage? What the fuck is wrong with you? You sure seem to harp on strange qualities in women.

She's never going to fuck you so quit white knighting for her. But I hear Dani is available and open to all sorts of things.

"Nice enough" is hardly being a white knight, but you wouldn't understand now would you, you dumb fuck.

Hey guys, need some quick karma cuz I can't post in r/videos. Upvotes to the left.

Shaddup

Did anyone catch her comment on the Chip New Years podacast about a merger or some such and she looked tellingly at Anthony? Is it possible they are going to get engaged or married in the coming year? The look she gave him really seemed to be the look of a woman who knew of or expected a proposal. Is Anthony dumb enough to get married again or could Keith be telling him he needs a wife to appear more likeable and stable? Or did he tell her he loved her in a drunken stupor?

If they do get married does he make her sign a pre-nup? Or will she convince him he doesn't need one?

Take your meds, faggot.

That would be a hilariously bad decision. Anthony seems too dead-set on ever tying the knot again. Their dalliance will probably end soon with some wild melodrama and Anthony will go on his usual rant about all women having a screw loose.

She doesn't look crazy at all.

Girl like that without her own friends around. That's a tell.

You can actually hear the sleep apnea killing him.

She has Jack Nicholson joker face.

Hold on, I got the game!

HOLD ON! HOLDONHOLDONHOLDON!!!

Sir, I'm not sure if you're aware, but like most African-American men arrested for domestic violence arising from substance abuse, Mr. Cumia attended COURT ORDERED rehab for his crippling alcoholism, which he successfully finished just under two years ago.

If you are implying that the sobriety did not take like Ro's three unwanted pregnancies, then you should speak to the Nassau County Sheriff because specious speculation like this will land you A SLANDER SUIT, BUSTER!

She's kinda dumb too though.

Someplace far more prestigious? Um, maybe you didn’t notice, but he has marble columns. Don’t you feel silly now?