this reminds me of the time me and my family went to Dinsey world for the first time and my father was so amazed by how real the pirates on the ride looked, you could even see the hair on their legs he said. He would be just as taken by this
It suggests that Anthony has a urine fetish, which would make sense since his brother also has a fetish for bodily fluids, and yet it also shows Anthony as a child, the last time he can remember being attracted to girls his own age.
Pixel art allows everything to look shitty. If I used better drawing tools it would make the low quality of the shading, coloring, and other details more noticeable.
It's like Patrice's 30 point scale for rating women. My pictures are an 8: pretty good shitty art.
No I just loffed and tried to get her to stop because it's kinda painful at that age. Or maybe you don't recognize the goodness at that age. It's all very confusing guys, but no I did not cum.
He knew. He instructed Keith to pay the orderly to put the pillow over her face. Subs are down since Artie left and they need the life insurance money.
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but I did. I happened to open this right when my boss was talking to me at work, and I laughed right in the middle of him telling me something. He goes "What?" How do I possibly even begin to explain this.
113 comments
3 fish_flower 2018-01-02
You're invaluable to this community but I'm uncomfortable with the idea of you existing as a person in the real world.
3 SirWallaceII 2018-01-02
this reminds me of the time me and my family went to Dinsey world for the first time and my father was so amazed by how real the pirates on the ride looked, you could even see the hair on their legs he said. He would be just as taken by this
2 link_nukem28 2018-01-02
christ, that's disturbing
1 Yaseetheo 2018-01-02
This could be your Mona Lisa.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-02
Is he smiling? Is he crying? Truly one that will make us wonder for centuries.
1 ImOnlyBleeding 2018-01-02
https://imgur.com/a/IKGKX
1 dropngo 2018-01-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAPbZDit5_w
0 RacksDiciprine 2018-01-02
Tsss why not Yella Renta er sumptin
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-02
Really fucking horrifying.
You have grown as an artist. KUDOS
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-02
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. I like Anthony Cumia being mocked.
2 ProudOfYourBoy2 2018-01-02
He should draw him as he’d look like without hair plugs and hgh.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-01-02
Redbar stinks
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-01-02
Best username?
1 xBrianSmithx 2018-01-02
There is a real Geoff Darrow thing going on here. Nice.
1 deathbirdstories 2018-01-02
Hard Boiled, what about soft frozen? Tss wordplay yuma.
1 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-01-02
This is the mural Patrice would’ve wanted
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-02
Marvelous.
That family really was built on a solid foundation
1 Midian9876 2018-01-02
You truly capture Cumia’s homosexuality here. Love it, 10 out of 10.
1 NemoNobody_2092 2018-01-02
It suggests that Anthony has a urine fetish, which would make sense since his brother also has a fetish for bodily fluids, and yet it also shows Anthony as a child, the last time he can remember being attracted to girls his own age.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-01-02
My Mother is alive. (God Bless)
No birgading
This is just what I needed TO get me through my day.
1 1073WAAF 2018-01-02
What kind of reference material did you use for the young boys nude body?
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-02
definitely not pictures acquired by Joe Cumia, because Joe Cumia is not a pedophile.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-01-02
Anthony’s “likes” on Twitter.
1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-01-02
Joe's saliva ranch
1 justneedtologin 2018-01-02
I have a folder on my hard drive of hits for just such an occasion
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-02
Luckily you have your feathers numbered for just such an emergency, you woodpecker fuck?
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-01-02
Oh boy so do I. Maybe we could filetrade on some occasion
1 koja1234 2018-01-02
Your post reached top five in /r/all/rising. The post was thus x-posted to /r/masub.
It had 25 points in 22 minutes when the x-post was made.
Bleep Bloop. I'm a bot
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-01-02
Hahaha
1 JMueller2012 2018-01-02
Sam or Anthony
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-01-02
This is my favorite thing ever posted here.
1 piggyboi 2018-01-02
Look how happy that little faggot is, prancing around, staring up at his dad's cock.
1 ChippySez 2018-01-02
This is fucking majestic. Do Morton next.
1 Phkna1 2018-01-02
It could be almost the same drawing of monster rain
1 Kalikhead 2018-01-02
Jesus, that’s disturbing.
And where’s brother Joe?
1 dropngo 2018-01-02
He has an allergic reaction to urine in his face or he'd certainly be shoving Ant out of the way for a taste of daddy's mobile lemonade stand.
1 wgtragic 2018-01-02
masterpiece
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-01-02
I don't think Anthony is going to find this particularly funny, especially these days.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-02
Food for thought, gang!
1 dmix 2018-01-02
Why did he turn into an even bigger queer recently?
1 MinnitMann 2018-01-02
Inconceivable
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-01-02
Menopause
1 NemoNobody_2092 2018-01-02
If this is Original content, it's a damn fine drawing. I would like to know why though.
1 crookedmile 2018-01-02
This is the missing part of the film mother!.
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2018-01-02
We should open a gallery.
1 dropngo 2018-01-02
This is Anthony's warmest memory of his father, intimacy-wise and temperature-wise. He could never recapture this feeling. But hey, Keith tried.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-02
This is the greatest piece of art the world has ever known.
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-02
Traditional american family values
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-01-02
Potentially the funniest thing I've ever seen here.
1 Peckahnator 2018-01-02
Child porn. Neat.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-01-02
No. Whoever would consider this porn and Jack off to it has a yet to be named disorder.
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2018-01-02
Right up jimmy’s alley!
1 uralldiseased 2018-01-02
It’s pretty spectacular the way our power creators know to submit this amazing original content at the perfect time for the morning commute.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
As an artist I’m jealous at your ability to draw hands, feet, and pock marks
1 justneedtologin 2018-01-02
I trace them. I get praise here for being a good artist but I'm mostly a fraud.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-02
That’s OK. So are the guys this sub was created to talk about.
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-02
Uhhhh. The Opster has been doing raqio since he was FAWKIN’ 18! He is aun arwtiz. burrrp
1 iSOBigD 2018-01-02
What is your reason for using weird pixel art if you're tracing over things I assume you compose in something like Photoshop? Just for the retro look?
1 justneedtologin 2018-01-02
Pixel art allows everything to look shitty. If I used better drawing tools it would make the low quality of the shading, coloring, and other details more noticeable.
It's like Patrice's 30 point scale for rating women. My pictures are an 8: pretty good shitty art.
1 aegrotatio 2018-01-02
Submitted to /r/shittyreactiongifs
1 VincentSports89 2018-01-02
Did ya?
1 iSOBigD 2018-01-02
Makes sense.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
Aw man I really need to start tracing. Fuck this better with every try bullshit
1 aegrotatio 2018-01-02
So you're like a modern Vermeer tracing shit precisely and stuff.
1 masao50025 2018-01-02
When are you gonna make one of those time-lapse videos internet artists do where they have a 3 days long picture made in like 5 minutes
1 HugininuM 2018-01-02
This is remarkably good.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-02
Hasn't everyone taken showers with their parents, all kidding aside folks. It was mommy for me and she rubbed my lil peckah to make me laugh.
Folks?
1 762x39mm 2018-01-02
Did you cum?
2 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-01-02
No I just loffed and tried to get her to stop because it's kinda painful at that age. Or maybe you don't recognize the goodness at that age. It's all very confusing guys, but no I did not cum.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-01-02
Very apt title to a timeless work of art.
1 vichenleyssister 2018-01-02
You're going to be doxed by Keith
1 MerrillKalinsCorpse 2018-01-02
And the term "pissy-eyed faggot" was born.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-01-02
2018 is already off to a good start.
1 SirWallaceII 2018-01-02
HAHAHAHAHA dude oh my god that is absolutely amazing.
I am about to post something quick i whipped up but it is nothing compared to this. I mean no disrespect.
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2018-01-02
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
1 SirWallaceII 2018-01-02
not doing this
1 SirWallaceII 2018-01-02
can we see a young cumia, done like this, getting his pecker sucked by jimmy, done in the same style?
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-02
That’s upwards of $60k sir, I’ll get the gofundme set up
1 bsjett 2018-01-02
Such artistic talent being used for something so absurd, and ghoulish, makes me incredibly happy.
1 juschippinyababe 2018-01-02
You just made me wake everyone up with my faggoty laughter from this amazing pic. God damn this was a great start to the day. sidebar this shit
1 helmet098 2018-01-02
I just love the thought that Anthony looked exactly the same as a child.
1 jofreal 2018-01-02
Wow, great job!
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-01-02
I think I saw this in John Podesta's art collection.
1 kingship75 2018-01-02
Now I'm hungry for a cheese pizza.
1 Nickbennettc 2018-01-02
No walnut sauce though
1 im_being_athaulted 2018-01-02
This hit /r/all lmao
1 kevin121312 2018-01-02
This made me laugh out loud
1 swoolio 2018-01-02
This is hilarious!! Love how he's prancing around
1 iSOBigD 2018-01-02
There's just something so creepy about this MS Paint look.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-01-02
I doubt the Cumias' bathroom ever looked this clean. They're a savage people.
1 lemskroob 2018-01-02
"indoor plumbing" certainly is a stretch.
1 dmix 2018-01-02
True, the Cumia's are not the type who use CLR, needs some lime deposits on the wall
1 lemskroob 2018-01-02
my only critique: Skin is far too light.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-01-02
I actually showered with my dad as a kid too. Good times
1 edfromla 2018-01-02
He’s got that Benjamin Buttons Syndrome
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-02
ur a gem brother
1 puppy_action_team 2018-01-02
The angelic Christ pose of Anthony seems to suggest the painting is inspired by renaissance art work.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-01-02
This is what dreams are made of.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-01-02
The man received news his mother died while you were drawing this, sir. Keep up the good work.
1 kevin121312 2018-01-02
He knew. He instructed Keith to pay the orderly to put the pillow over her face. Subs are down since Artie left and they need the life insurance money.
1 sheba_sheba 2018-01-02
Ro Cumia - we hardly knew ye.
1 som1out_ther 2018-01-02
There's just something so ludicrous, and yet it also shows Anthony as a child.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-02
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but I did. I happened to open this right when my boss was talking to me at work, and I laughed right in the middle of him telling me something. He goes "What?" How do I possibly even begin to explain this.
1 aegrotatio 2018-01-02
Take your dick out and say nothing.
1 holodog 2018-01-02
I would like to frame this and hang it in my study.
1 Ohitslikethat 2018-01-02
great talent, strange choice of muse.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-01-02
He made the same pose when he would frolic naked with Sue.
1 PullUp138 2018-01-02
Why'd God give Ant 🐜 a huge Cock
2 Clamdilicus 2018-01-02
Because he's black.
1 Peckahnator 2018-01-02
Request:
Joe Cumia sr beating the shit out of a mexican man while lil' Anth is crying on the ground with a gaping bleeding asshole.
1 sheba_sheba 2018-01-02
not seeing any of Cumia Senior's hog.....5.87/6.0
1 bornrevolution 2018-01-02
jesus christ this fucking subreddit sometimes
i love it
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-01-02
I doubt the Cumia's had a shower that nice.
1 LoouisCuCK 2018-01-02
Hey guys, need some quick karma cuz I can't post in r/videos. Upvotes to the left.
1 timallenonacid 2018-01-02
Damn this is hot
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-01-02
I appreciate you selflessly wasting your talent for the joy of others
1 oldgravyleggs 2018-01-02
This gave me fuckin lymphoma and I’m grateful. Horrifying. You’re great!
1 ppeachy 2018-01-02
All I can say is what the fuck