Ugh, that pussy is treating it like wine, isn't the whole point of spitting out wine at a tasting to not get sloshed on the alcohol? Last I checked, pop wasn't alcohol...
All kidding aside, folks, that soda tastes amazing.
His bookshelf looks like the bookshelf in a thrift shop. 5 copies of "How to manage online forums" and two copies of "the art of explanation". What a dreary cunt
My son was born with a rare condition that rendered him limbless and with only 1/3 of a brain. His birth was so traumatic, with no limbs to grab onto the doctors accidentally ruptured my wife's bowel while jostling around, and she died mid-sob of an infection shortly after labor.
Life has been an unrelenting torture for my son and for me every single day since. He's 7 now, and probably only has a year or two left to live. I haven't decided what to do with his cage and harnesses yet, but I'm thinking of incorporating them in some sort of TED talk type lecture I could give at Planned Parenthoods or something.
So yes, I can imagine this dork on the internet being my son. Sniff
All that work to make it like hes some soda sommelier but then drinks it out of a plastic cup. I hope the next time hes in the soda isle theres also a suicide bomber
27 comments
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-02
What?
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-01-02
What?
1 AreYouDeaf 2018-01-02
WHAT?
1 acarinho 2018-01-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGle3Xkdga0
1 DigitalTorque 2018-01-02
it's soda. wtf is he spitting for?
a wine sommelier spits so they don't get shitfaced, is he just trying to avoid excess sugar and calories?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-02
Ugh, that pussy is treating it like wine, isn't the whole point of spitting out wine at a tasting to not get sloshed on the alcohol? Last I checked, pop wasn't alcohol...
All kidding aside, folks, that soda tastes amazing.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-01-02
He's a gay fag.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-01-02
Lots of sugar in soda. My man doesn't want to bloat and definitely doesn't spit out cum, to be damned with those calories.
1 zenicaone 2018-01-02
wine tasting is gay too
1 762x39mm 2018-01-02
ttsss yeah I get gurls to do that with muuhh cuuuuummmm
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-02
Gayer words have never been said
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-01-02
His bookshelf looks like the bookshelf in a thrift shop. 5 copies of "How to manage online forums" and two copies of "the art of explanation". What a dreary cunt
1 nesquik 2018-01-02
wow you aren't joking. every book behind him is a gem
1 Jungies 2018-01-02
He's just bought a job lot of remaindered books to decorate his bookshelf with, to make himself look smart.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-01-02
My son was born with a rare condition that rendered him limbless and with only 1/3 of a brain. His birth was so traumatic, with no limbs to grab onto the doctors accidentally ruptured my wife's bowel while jostling around, and she died mid-sob of an infection shortly after labor.
Life has been an unrelenting torture for my son and for me every single day since. He's 7 now, and probably only has a year or two left to live. I haven't decided what to do with his cage and harnesses yet, but I'm thinking of incorporating them in some sort of TED talk type lecture I could give at Planned Parenthoods or something.
So yes, I can imagine this dork on the internet being my son. Sniff
1 RoughNutsMcBuff 2018-01-02
Any nudes of the young fella?
1 Sudley 2018-01-02
We all know what your New Year resolution is.
1 clay-davis 2018-01-02
Steal a soundbar?
1 edfromla 2018-01-02
He needs to kill him self for swishing and spitting it out im fucking disgusted
1 chickenfan1 2018-01-02
i dont drink alot of soda anymore but boylan's is pretty good
1 TangerineReam 2018-01-02
this kid is gay, but Boylans makes a damn good soda
1 juanwayne 2018-01-02
All that work to make it like hes some soda sommelier but then drinks it out of a plastic cup. I hope the next time hes in the soda isle theres also a suicide bomber
1 InHell1979 2018-01-02
Only faggots use the word "pop" for soda BTW....
1 David_Tosk 2018-01-02
I believe it's regional. https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2012-11-09-Screenshot20121109at3.05.00PM.png
1 moleguy9k 2018-01-02
a region of queers
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-01-02
We call them soft drinks 'round my way.
1 kevin121312 2018-01-02
Isn't this basically E-Rock's show that everyone was saying wasn't bad?
1 clay-davis 2018-01-02
Carbonation was a mistake.
1 AreYouDeaf 2018-01-02
WHAT?