It means they’re probably going to remove New Years Day from the setlist of any future gigs. Unless Joe can make it through the song without getting pissy-eyed.
Yeah, I remember that. I think in retellings he softened it up to sniffing. But I do remember in the WNEW days it was Freebase. They all thought it was classier.
Hey at least she had the decency to leave their father when she found at he molested Anthony and joe. Turned those repressed fags into the men they are today.
Don’t try to save face because I like to play along sometimes. You’re the guy with 3 dozen downvotes. Say oof like Jim again though. It screams of charm and wit. Also you’re a nigger
Maybe he was writing what he wanted to say at his mother's funeral anyways and thought why not post it on Facebook for those who couldn't attend. Ant probably didn't tell him yet that he'll be live streaming the funeral. I doubt the funeral parlor will be down with the 'Karaoke & a Casket' theme.
Insanity is what I expect from Joe; the only possible uncertainty is whether we'll see pissy eyes Ant or completely emotionally detached Ant when he addresses it. Smart money's on the latter.
It got downvoted earlier today you salty lil nigga 😂😂😂 u mad bitch? Hahahahaha. You’re probably short and fat aren’t ya? Whats it like being a lil fat whiteboy with a small ass dick? Lmao
I know for sure she never wanted to linger on as long as she did.
I cringed when I read this line because I thought Joe was awkwardly setting up a 'linger longer' reference in the next line. Instead I'm hit with the bombshell that Joe's mom's mom is his grandmother! I still can't get over it! Chinatown is now a close second in the family twists department
Is politics all you think about, faggot? Who gives a fuck what she thought about taxes or any of that boring shit? Stop trying to shoehorn your hatred of blacks into every fucking thing in your life. Goddamn, non-pedophiles
I bet at parties people just nod and crack a sideways smile at Joe to get him to shut the fuck up so they can walk away.
Joe probably interprets this as people agreeing with his thoughts when in all actuality people feel bad for this dope and just want to slip away politely.
the good thing about alzheimers is that it cushions you from the blow of death, they're a walking zombie for a few months or years and even your own mother you can't wait to be done with if they're in that state
I absolutely love the claim about not being a pedophile. It seems that people he knows in real life are also trolling him over that people's court episode hahaha.
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1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-02
Morn. Ro raised a retard.
1 MrPsFriend 2018-01-02
RIP.
1 Phkna1 2018-01-02
She raised a racist, alcoholic deviant, and a pedophile cosplayer.
1 PM-me-your-psn-codes 2018-01-02
How does 2U fit into this?
1 throwawawyy2 2018-01-02
Theyll play a medley at the funeral for 4k
1 CountyFairPorkRinds 2018-01-02
It means they’re probably going to remove New Years Day from the setlist of any future gigs. Unless Joe can make it through the song without getting pissy-eyed.
1 EastSideDan 2018-01-02
Jesus Christ this had me laughing out loud like a maniac.
Upvoted for sure.
1 allenricketts 2018-01-02
And then there's Joe.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-01-02
2 you mean
1 itsnotpiss 2018-01-02
He credits her for Ant and him being independent, responsible, and decent. Dementia definitely runs in the family.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-01-02
Hey, be nice. She also sniffed coke with them, and let a young Tony wear her shoes.
Salt of the earth that woman.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-02
No, no. Freebased come with them. Even trashier.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-01-02
Yeah, I remember that. I think in retellings he softened it up to sniffing. But I do remember in the WNEW days it was Freebase. They all thought it was classier.
He's the coke version - www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSDzEtSWNg .
1 loperetti 2018-01-02
Didn't Sal call in to tell them to stop talking about it on air as it upset their mother?
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-01-02
Yeah, Anthony had to get on the phone off air for a few minutes, then they played off the Mafia angle. "Oh no, Sal's going to wack us....".
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-02
Yuck.
1 patio87 2018-01-02
What the fuck is with Long Island white trash?
1 IggysGlove 2018-01-02
Hey at least she had the decency to leave their father when she found at he molested Anthony and joe. Turned those repressed fags into the men they are today.
1 juanwayne 2018-01-02
I always enjoyed Anthony's impression of sal
1 kingclipontie 2018-01-02
christmas shoes, ro!
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-02
OK then Joe, you know what to do now then don't you?
1 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-01-02
Anthony mom was still alive? What was she, 120 years old?
1 Mr_Plakton 2018-01-02
She probably had him in her teens or early twenties. So yes.
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
Hahaha holee shit this Joe is not a pedophile joke never gets old to you unoriginal unfunny faggots does it?
1 yummytreats123 2018-01-02
Hey joe 👋
1 Tom_Stall 2018-01-02
♫Where you goin' with that spit in your mouth♫
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-01-02
Stop me if you've heard this one before, but Gregg "Opie" Hughes has breasts like a female.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-01-02
I found Anthony.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
But did you hear the one about how Joes NOT a pedophile?
1 2hawt2sexxxi 2018-01-02
Your whole thing is to go around to running jokes on the sub and say they are overplayed and unfunny?
You're the definition of that
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
How sad and alone to do you think one has to get to start exhibiting such behavior?
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
I'm neither you giant pussy who can't even say this to my face - what a coward you must be, LOL!
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
This guy is aping other men’s speech patterns to get a point across
SAD!
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
Oof... you really are a pathetic faggot.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
Don’t try to save face because I like to play along sometimes. You’re the guy with 3 dozen downvotes. Say oof like Jim again though. It screams of charm and wit. Also you’re a nigger
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
You're the one trying to save face you pussy, type more to show you aren't.
And LOL you're appealing to downvotes as a last resort since reddit karma is all you have in life, you faggot ass redditor!
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-02
Yea it does make me feel a little better. Try not to keep your lols capped every time though. People might confused you for a fucking idiot
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-02
Antone who types "LOL" in caps in 2018 is a massive faggot for sure
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
Yeah I should type it as "lol" to show what an ass tunneled fuccboi I am you soyboy faggot. It must scare you to see such aggressive language.
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-02
Wow that was absolute giberish
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
Shut up and take your loss you faggot.
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-02
You right. I'm sorry. I was just to terrified by your aggressive yet finely crafted language.
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-02
Is soyboy Joe's new "angry people younger than him" insult.
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
No, but it perfectly describes all of you effeminate faggots.
1 uragiantfag 2018-01-02
That isn't my whole thing, nor do I have a thing, you lisping reddit faggot.
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-02
Joe?
1 Peckahnator 2018-01-02
Why would he write this much on the day his mother dies? This is so crazy.
1 dropngo 2018-01-02
Maybe he was writing what he wanted to say at his mother's funeral anyways and thought why not post it on Facebook for those who couldn't attend. Ant probably didn't tell him yet that he'll be live streaming the funeral. I doubt the funeral parlor will be down with the 'Karaoke & a Casket' theme.
1 MobySac 2018-01-02
He's establishing emotion distress for when life insurance opens an investigation on the unusually high mercury content in his dead mothers body
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-02
Sympathy
Anyone who doesn't is a weirdo.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-01-02
Wassat? An o that looks like a 0 sumpthin?
1 ManHash 2018-01-02
In reality I thought it was a good tribute coming from someone who's head is probably spinning (even though he knew it was a long time coming)
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2018-01-02
This is the most insane eulogy I've ever read. I know everybody rips on brojoe but holy shit, this is just next-level bizarre. Who talks like this?
1 itsnotpiss 2018-01-02
You didn't think it was necessary for him to clarify his mother's mother is his grandmother?
1 SGFTI 2018-01-02
With some bloodlines it is hard to tell.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2018-01-02
Insanity is what I expect from Joe; the only possible uncertainty is whether we'll see pissy eyes Ant or completely emotionally detached Ant when he addresses it. Smart money's on the latter.
1 EnigmaticTortoise 2018-01-02
Combine being a boomer with being a 80IQ professional mooch and this is what you get
1 jofreal 2018-01-02
I can't read it. The thought of Joe Cumia trying to pen a eulogy makes me cringe. He is the worst menace of the printed word since the Zodiac killer.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-02
He is a truly awful writer.
1 Slette 2018-01-02
And son.
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-01-02
And person.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-01-02
And podcast host.
1 snargfursk 2018-01-02
But NOT a pedophile.
1 obvwan 2018-01-02
He is a great pedophile.
1 BigOpie 2018-01-02
And brother
1 im_not 2018-01-02
Oh lord won’t you buy me a maple and satin coffin
1 Gnu_Mutant 2018-01-02
Her mom (my grandmother)
Glad he clarified that mystery.
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-01-02
Fucking mongoloid spelled it "Grand Mother" too.
1 CuckECheese 2018-01-02
Sounds like someone you meet after a long walk up a golden road.
1 BigOpie 2018-01-02
😂 i know everyone’s hating on your post bug i laughed
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2018-01-02
Nobody is hating on his post, you stupid queer.
1 BigOpie 2018-01-02
It got downvoted earlier today you salty lil nigga 😂😂😂 u mad bitch? Hahahahaha. You’re probably short and fat aren’t ya? Whats it like being a lil fat whiteboy with a small ass dick? Lmao
2 iSignedUpToAsk 2018-01-02
You have poignantly pinpointed my flaws, I bow before my black master.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-01-02
She would have died a second time of embarrassment reading that horrendous tribute.
1 vichenleyssister 2018-01-02
Single mother typical niggers explains a lot
1 dropngo 2018-01-02
I cringed when I read this line because I thought Joe was awkwardly setting up a 'linger longer' reference in the next line. Instead I'm hit with the bombshell that Joe's mom's mom is his grandmother! I still can't get over it! Chinatown is now a close second in the family twists department
1 HorologicallyInsane 2018-01-02
Lol he actually wrote “I’m not a pedophile” holee shit
1 lobotomy75 2018-01-02
"While she was pretty liberal in her politics"...
Is politics all you think about, faggot? Who gives a fuck what she thought about taxes or any of that boring shit? Stop trying to shoehorn your hatred of blacks into every fucking thing in your life. Goddamn, non-pedophiles
1 rahtin 2018-01-02
Hey cmon now. He shoehorns money in there a couple times too.
1 loperetti 2018-01-02
It pathological at this point
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-01-02
Could he windbag it a little more... jesus fucking christ.
1 opi3dope 2018-01-02
She smoked crack.
1 Abarf 2018-01-02
HADDIDIT HAPPEN!?
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-01-02
I was waiting for the gofundme link somewhere to bury her which Joe would just use to buy more guitars.
1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2018-01-02
Wait, what?
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-02
They are neither straight nor narrow.
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2018-01-02
I immediately skipped to the bottom to make sure this wasn’t an elaborate Rich Vos plug. By the time I finished reading it, I wished that it was.
1 Belchides 2018-01-02
ironically op has Alzheimer's
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-02
He sure loves speaking about personal accountability for a guy who gets an allowance from his little bro.
1 DickSlit 2018-01-02
Wait, wait, wait... did Joe REALLY fucking type the words linger and longer into his eulogy for his mom on faceberg? Hahaha! HOLEE SHIIT..
1 Kalikhead 2018-01-02
At least he didn’t end it with “your mom’s box,” That’s be a bit awkward.
1 Slateski 2018-01-02
'your mom's in a box`
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-02
Do you think he has ANYONE to talk to that isn't thinking "ugh shut the fuck up" the entire time
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-01-02
I bet at parties people just nod and crack a sideways smile at Joe to get him to shut the fuck up so they can walk away.
Joe probably interprets this as people agreeing with his thoughts when in all actuality people feel bad for this dope and just want to slip away politely.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-01-02
Has anyone checked to see how Mookie Wilson is doing? He must be devastated.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-01-02
dude politics lmao
1 VandalGay 2018-01-02
I fucked that goomba bitch last night. Smelled like shit.
1 realister 2018-01-02
wtf is that real?
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-01-02
Thoughts and prayers.
1 grocery_man 2018-01-02
Why do people post shit like this on Facebook? Bunch of attention seeking cunts.
1 all_copacetic 2018-01-02
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-02
Rosemarie Jesselli Cumia DiLeonardi did NOT raise a pedophile.
I repeat: Rosemarie Jesselli Cumia DiLeonardi did NOT raise a pedophile
1 oskimon 2018-01-02
She did, however, raise two.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-02
"She also had the pleasure of seeing all 3 of us grop up into the same kind of independent, responsible, decent, caring human beings[...]"
https://www.thelocal.fr/userdata/images/article/9df286da5ee761d5efdc3b13a2c1bf568012edba49dbbbb42da40a1c8ee412ef.jpg
1 jasim18 2018-01-02
I feel bad for Sal. She didn't find the love of her life or intense happiness and overwhelming love. She found in Sal, financial security.
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-01-02
Cause of Death: Shame.
1 NinetyFaaahve 2018-01-02
responsible, decent, caring human beings
Responsible? Really??
1 retromingent_cunt 2018-01-02
Ground is too cold to bury a body. I bet ol' RO is going to be shelved in a cold storage until April or May.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-02
the good thing about alzheimers is that it cushions you from the blow of death, they're a walking zombie for a few months or years and even your own mother you can't wait to be done with if they're in that state
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-01-02
She hit Anthony on the tip of the dick with a belt buckle
She is a huge part of why he drinks
1 yummytreats123 2018-01-02
She sounds like a marvelous woman. Now I'm sad that she's gone :(
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-01-02
I think BroJoe should morn the loss of his mother by sharing Dawn newds
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-02
I truly cannot tell what's real anymore.
1 newtbutts 2018-01-02
"Responsible, decent, caring human beings" is joking?
1 satsamsit 2018-01-02
Your mom's (in a) box.
1 Kalikhead 2018-01-02
So is Ant gonna have some pissy eyes?
1 SavenForever 2018-01-02
I absolutely love the claim about not being a pedophile. It seems that people he knows in real life are also trolling him over that people's court episode hahaha.
1 juschippinyababe 2018-01-02
RIP. The cumia boys must have gotten their melanin from their old man after looking at their mothers pics.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-02
"I mean, she was a libcuck snowflake but she did raise me, so ehhhh RIP mom."
1 I_Booped_Your_Nose 2018-01-02
Roe!!!!!!!
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-01-02
Uh aside from Dawn her children are shitty so I'm not sure what he's talking about and since when is Joe or Anthony responsible for anything?
1 TheKCDangler 2018-01-02
Ya Kidding
1 will4two 2018-01-02
Linger longer
1 Djs3634 2018-01-02
My condolences go out to the Cumias.
1 moleguy9k 2018-01-02
"Ya raised a couple of fruits Ro!"
1 Slette 2018-01-02
And son.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-02
They are neither straight nor narrow.
1 BigOpie 2018-01-02
And brother