While I can appreciate a couple Anthony shots, this just wasn't a good listen. Yes, Ant & Pat sounded defeated & it's his show so ultimately his fault.
I'm sure some bitter Cumia-obsessed bastard somewhere is jerking to these babbling snatches.
Not to commit the sin of complementing Opie but this is where he (old Opie, at least) would’ve shined. He would’ve called these two annoying bitches out on their cuntiness and made some great “cringe radio.” Ant’s lost from playing good cop all those years.
I’m not wishing for Opie. I’m just pointing out that, between the two of them, Opie was the one who would call out the shitty guests. eg. Star from Star & Buckwild
That's pretty great. The fact that the girls are relative unknowns (other than one is a drunk who dated Luis) allows them to harass Ant solely by addressing his truths (racism, domestic abuse, declining fame, near death) and he can't deny the statements or come up with equally meaningful insults- even if he calls them out for being cunty, they can argue that they are stating biographical facts and that he's taking out his self hatred on young, poor innocent women. Sitting there like a doofus and laughing at their bullshit was probably one of the best options Ant had. If he had taken this approach previously, he'd still work at Sirius. On the other hand, Pat should have been going hard back at those bitches for clowning on the big boss. This is a situation where a Puerto Rican Rattlesnake would have been handy. Between his constant rage, minority status and knowledge of f-level comedians' secrets, Luis' instincts would have been clutch in this situation, especially if Zac Amico was also on set to punch up Luis' jokes
(unless Nick Mullen was also onset actively shaming Zac into silence for his reliance on nigger jokes).
These insults were not witty or intelligent at all. Just straight up cunty insults and they probably think thats what men do when they bust balls. Women are awful
Those two cunts are unlistenable. They have been on the show before and every time it's the same. The fact that they are making a living in comedy is a damning indictment of the industry.
They're not even roasting him funny. Like this isn't anywhere near levels of Colin, Patrice, Norton, Vos, Bob Kelly level of smashing or even comedy central tier. Being a cunt isn't roasting, man women suck at comedy.
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1 TammyHogfleisch 2018-01-01
There is way too much great material in this episode to post it all, you have to track down the full version and watch it for yourself.
It's not just the disrespect they show him, it's also Cumia's defeated response to them that makes it worth watching.
1 Lilcumia 2018-01-01
If there's too much just post the episode. Noones going to sign up for a paid subscription to watch 1 bad, albet funny episode.
1 Bluesmoky 2018-01-01
This is Opie levels of uncomfortable broadcasting. How the fuck did these two get past a KTC cop screening? Oh, wait...
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-01
While I can appreciate a couple Anthony shots, this just wasn't a good listen. Yes, Ant & Pat sounded defeated & it's his show so ultimately his fault.
I'm sure some bitter Cumia-obsessed bastard somewhere is jerking to these babbling snatches.
1 Peckahnator 2018-01-01
Fuck off, Kerryn!
1 pashow84 2018-01-01
Not to commit the sin of complementing Opie but this is where he (old Opie, at least) would’ve shined. He would’ve called these two annoying bitches out on their cuntiness and made some great “cringe radio.” Ant’s lost from playing good cop all those years.
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1 dom6502 2018-01-01
Why wish for Opie when you could wish for Patrice to do it even better?
The Anthony and Patrice podcast would have been spectacular
1 pashow84 2018-01-01
I’m not wishing for Opie. I’m just pointing out that, between the two of them, Opie was the one who would call out the shitty guests. eg. Star from Star & Buckwild
1 J-Bradley1 2018-01-01
This was a very awkward listen. Ant was just not into it, at all. None of them were. They had less energy than a Steely Dan concert
1 David_Tosk 2018-01-01
Is this a show that people pay for? wtf is this?
1 RooRooRahRah 2018-01-01
That's pretty great. The fact that the girls are relative unknowns (other than one is a drunk who dated Luis) allows them to harass Ant solely by addressing his truths (racism, domestic abuse, declining fame, near death) and he can't deny the statements or come up with equally meaningful insults- even if he calls them out for being cunty, they can argue that they are stating biographical facts and that he's taking out his self hatred on young, poor innocent women. Sitting there like a doofus and laughing at their bullshit was probably one of the best options Ant had. If he had taken this approach previously, he'd still work at Sirius. On the other hand, Pat should have been going hard back at those bitches for clowning on the big boss. This is a situation where a Puerto Rican Rattlesnake would have been handy. Between his constant rage, minority status and knowledge of f-level comedians' secrets, Luis' instincts would have been clutch in this situation, especially if Zac Amico was also on set to punch up Luis' jokes (unless Nick Mullen was also onset actively shaming Zac into silence for his reliance on nigger jokes).
1 MarioPennington 2018-01-01
Tell us what it'd be like if Dan Soder was there
1 RooRooRahRah 2018-01-01
Corporate
1 frankenkush 2018-01-01
He would have done his macho man impression at them
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-01
Mullen was funny. For about a year and a half. It was a good year and a half, but it’s over.
1 aNOOBis_ 2018-01-01
These insults were not witty or intelligent at all. Just straight up cunty insults and they probably think thats what men do when they bust balls. Women are awful
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2018-01-01
15bucks a month? what the fuck? do some of you actually pay for this shit?
1 HorologicallyInsane 2018-01-01
Missed the joke
1 FrankkWasBetter 2018-01-01
I love how Anthony literally doesn't care enough to be offended.
1 jonesy6969 2018-01-01
$15/month?!
1 HorologicallyInsane 2018-01-01
Missed the joke
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-01
This is what happens when bitches no there are no consequences.
Ant is old and defeated.
1 HerpDerpen 2018-01-01
When he's saying "combative" he turns into John Waters.
1 HorologicallyInsane 2018-01-01
Haha, “$14.88” per month.
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1 SpaceOctagon 2018-01-01
Those two cunts are unlistenable. They have been on the show before and every time it's the same. The fact that they are making a living in comedy is a damning indictment of the industry.
1 Lilcumia 2018-01-01
Damn. Even Pat was trying to stop them. They killed him here.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-01-01
I haven't seen a beating this bad since Rodney King
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-01-01
Myka fox, she does a podcast about masturbation with Chris Laker right? They seem alright, but they have some incredibly shit guests.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-01-01
This is really sad. Those two girls destroyed him.
1 alamanluke 2018-01-01
Tranpa probably held back because he was holding on to some faint hope that he would be able to bang one of these ugly skanks. What a fag.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-01-01
They are usually what he settles for after the middle school security guard asks him to loitering.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-01-01
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"Think of the Asshole I could've been"
Hi Opie!
1 AppleFan79 2018-01-01
Two worthless holes being empty, worthless holes, with a faggot beta providing wingman support.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-01-01
"cure blindness with a whore's spittle" - Jim Morrison
1 Uboat1940 2018-01-01
Thank god Patrice never had to see this.
1 Hanarable 2018-01-01
Anthony really let the leave Brittney alone guy smash him smh
1 DrunkOnPunch 2018-01-01
these whores have spunk
1 lrn2grow 2018-01-01
They're not even roasting him funny. Like this isn't anywhere near levels of Colin, Patrice, Norton, Vos, Bob Kelly level of smashing or even comedy central tier. Being a cunt isn't roasting, man women suck at comedy.