battlefield 1 for me

PC, just bought it yesterday

Are you past of the master race?

He doesn’t strike me as a Jewish fella

really what makes you think that???

PC master race

At some point I'm gonna fuck the freckley bitch I've been banging and hope that tonight isn't the night that I have to beat the fuck out of her tiny psychotic boyfriend who is known for stabbing people.

listen to the thunder

I think you've followed in the footsteps of fellow Commonwealth denizen Mel Gibson, and have submitted to your anger addiction and probable Anti-Semitism. Make a pot of lentils to distract your mind, fill your belly, and shit aplenty.

Opie why you gotta make up stuff about Lynsi and Bam?

Drinking four loko on an empty stomach by myself

What flavor? Fruit Punch and strawberry lemonade are the only ones I can put down without making a face. It seems like all of the good flavors aren't sold anymore... Cocoloco, margarita, lemonade, even mango is hard to find now.

Im hoping they have the gold one ive never tried it before. Otherwise maybe sour apple. Ugh.

Gold is gross, sour apple is the more bearable 14er. Dont even bother trying Blue Frost, it's the only 4 loko I took 1 sip and threw it into the trash

Went with the gold. Tastes like smarties and champagne. Cheers

Oh, pregnant?

If you're so into black dudes just walk around with a bottle of Hennessey and a pre-applied black eye so they know you're on the level.

Black tie thingy. I REALLY don't want to go. Booze just makes me sleepy now. It used to by the only thing to make me sociable but now I might get a hour of that and then fighting to stay Wait for the rest of the night.

I hate nye

Oh. I am already drunk.

I went for a hike, then smoked a joint at the beach six hours ago, now I'm tired and bored, but have absolutely nothing to do. I'm gonna make a seafood dinner and consume it, then probably suffer silently in my loneliness and reflecting on the lifetime of bad decisions that got me here in the first place. I also have a buffet of countrywoman Rebecca Linares POV, an Abella Anderson POV, a black Angelika POV, and a Julia Ann lesbian scene with Negroid starlet Skin Diamond to flog myself too later on tonight if I'm having trouble falling asleep. I done fucked up my life, son.

Party tonight with bands in a barn. I plan on doing drugs, riding snowmobiles and getting a blowjob from a mouth at some point.

Your mother.

gonna get high and play PUBG with random squadmates. i got a new headset, and i'm looking to do my best smug Colin Quinn impression - i think i'm gonna win over a few new pals.

You on XBL?

steam

pubg worth it?

Waiting for ISIS to spruce up some place.

There was a sale on psn. So my plans are playing the garbage mass effect or feeling more stupid than usual playing the talos principle.

My life is going great

Going to see my buddy play in a bar in Leeds. Drugs, buckfast, hopefully disappoint some student wench later on tonight with my amphetamine-capped cock.

Does buckfast get you as crazily fucked up as they say?

Only if you're a fawkin pussy!

Your tranny Dad

my wife and all her sisters are having a party at our house. i will be in the back office doing dabs and fantasizing about poking all 4 of them.

When they are all drunk later get them to line up and take a group photo of all of their anuses please.

I haven't drank or smoked a cig in like 5 days, so I'll probably be pulling from a handle and smoking through a pack at some point.

What's your go to smoke

I used to smoke Camel Lights, but I can't handle the straight tobacco flavor anymore. I like Newports or Marlboro Smooths these days.

Same boat, good choices. Reds taste more chemically than usual now so menthol in the cold is the only option.

Marlboro kinda sucks. I tried the "special blend" a month or so back and almost threw up after my third cig. It tasted so weird. The Smooths taste like straight peppermint, though.

Nat Sherman's or Camel Turkish Royals are still a good non-menthol smoke. Just expensive.

Special blends are terrible, as well as red labels. But Nat Sherman's last for fuckin ever and taste great. I wanna try the Midnight's but they're probably just another Jewish scheme my Marlboro to make as many different packs as possible.

((((marlboro))))

Are you African-American?

Absolutely not.

Those are some hardcore menthol ciggys

No, you are.

No, wait wait, YOU are sniff fawkin buried him

Just watched Dave's 2 new specials, been drinking since the thurs before Christmas. I have a PS4 full of games I've been pounding through and a wife that enables me.

Were they worth watching?

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It isn't when you're constantly creating reasons to be depressed. Get a girlfriend that loves you and will do anything for you and find that you still want to kill yourself.

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Getting over the flu so watching shitty b movies and in and out of consciousness.

Don't shit yourself with the flu diarrhea my man

And that's why I have been refusing to take NyQuil.

Boning this totally normal girl I've been seeing for a few weeks after she gets off work. She may not actually be normal if she likes me, but she seems like it

Is there anyone on here that has above 10 degree temperatures? It's cold as Eskimo cunt outside!

I went for a steak and seafood dinner with my girlfriend and we are meeting up with some other people to drink some expensive scotch and then I will personally get wasted on less interesting whiskey.

Watching Chip

Hanging out with friends while my gf is with her parents.