Ant routinely drove 100 mph and Brother Joe illegally used HOV lanes

62  2017-12-31 by Uboat1940

The Cumia family is a disgrace.

73 comments

Why can't they behave?

They aren't people!

TELL THEM TO BEHAVE!!!

It's going to be minorities.

IT AIN'T WHITEY!!

I'm also pretty sure brother joe once drove his car for over a year without registration, insurance or even a license because of DUIs

Nigger: CONFIRMED

Wait until NASA hears about this!

Hidden niggers

And Joe was a cocaine dealer. Ant has talked about it a few times. Supposedly moving real weight too, not just funding his habit.

Don’t forget Old Man Cumia, a petty criminal who regularly stole and defrauded, among other things.

Typical immigrant behavior - they’re going back.

While molesting his sons in the shower

Least he didn't make his family a church sniff

Paying for groceries in quarters he would steal from his vending machine refill delivery job.

Oh yeah, and he just straight up admitted on Twitter he rode a motorcycle for decades but didn't get a motorcycle license until recently.

Again, if a black guy forgot to get his car inspected, Ant would foam at the mouth from anger, and call for genocide.

Why do you make it your mission to defend niggers?

Do you think they are too stupid to defend themselves? Seems kinda racist tbh.

I drove like for a couple years and I was paranoid every time on the road. I would never brag about it though

DUI? Don't you mean "dee wee", the cool, casual, in-the-know way that Anthony likes to say it?

Brother Joe also plagiarized U2's music and made money off of it

Ant is probably the type who barrels through a crosswalk when a pedestrian is waiting to cross.

Brother Joe is probably the type who tailgates and manically flashes his headlights at cars going the speed limit in the right lane.

Imagine how many n-bombs he drops at any given 4-way stop.

I recall there being footage of him in his car driving out of work in NYC to LI. He was insane. So full of rage regarding the most routine traffic.

He's so psyched at the opportunity to yell at people from the safety of his metal and glass womb.

Or at a mirror

I remember a show when Ant was talking about how he blocks the shoulder intentionally when people are using it to get around traffic, and Louis, angel that he us, called Ant insane. The man drives like every other retard on Long Island, then complains about Long Island traffic and drivers, true to Long Island retard form.

Louis was like "You're going to get arrested. If you don't get yourself back within the margins a little bit, you are going to be incarcerated."

Was Louis jerking off when he said that?

Heroically

He bragged about driving on the sidewalk to avoid traffic at least once on the show.

He was rushing home for a drink before the alcoholic DT's set in.

So the medical emergency defense, can't fault the man.

He blasted someone with his horn in a crosswalk once and they punched off his side mirror

They probably don't have insurance either. And Joe probably only drives to drop off and pick up his woman from work.

Well we know it's not to take his daughter to school.

The moors are out of control.

These are the Moops.

I don’t know, Anthony is so much of a cop bootlicker that I have a hard time believing that he would be a misbehaving boy

He doesn't even know why he worships cops and military. He is basically puppeting the same Long Island Ginzo trash "worldview" he learned from his uneducated parents and poor immigrant grandparents.

To prove he's not gay

To prove he's not black. I'm guessing that since the general consensus with black people is to hate the police, he does a total 180 and eats their ass every chance he gets.

Ant puts innocent people in real mortal danger every time he drives, but when an otherwise law abiding black dude jaywalks, or torrents game of thrones, Ant becomes apoplectic with rage.

Never forget that Anthony is a piece of shit.

It's all about his stupid dad. You can hear Ant loves putting out the image of being a "bad boy". In addition to the speeding he also mentioned driving up on downtown sidewalks to bypass traffic a shit ton of times. Then there's his cunty casino behavior and lots of other things.

Dad hated blacks and variously bent and broke the law. His piss eyed son thinks he'll prove to himself he's not the faggot daddy always knew he was if he did his best to emulate his shitty behavior.

That picture of his dad with the kids is frightening. It is the essence of an abusive home. I feel bad for Dawn in that photo. She wants to love her dad and to have him be her hero. Old man Cumia has dead eyes and looks full of rage.

Dawn having daddy issues makes my peckah jump

Ants whole life is one big attempt to convince daddy hes not a faggot.

Also, Ant and Joe follow in their dads shoes by being a hypocrite. When Ant stole shit, and did drugs in his 30s, it was okay. When a black teenager does those things, they're a SAVAGE.

these italian men see a bunch of mob movies with Joe Pesci saying “nigger”, and they think that’s how they’re supposed to behave. Just ethnic enough to say nigger, but still speak for the white race. Dumb and impressionable.

"Apolectic"

Had to look this up. Going to use this to sound smart to my imaginary friends later.

Neither of these guys were ever actually "tough", and now they are old. NYC is one of the last places where you can get your ass beat for being a dick, how do either of them have any teeth left?

Anthony got slap around by a black stripper on one of his late night scaffolding shoots.

"This ain't your show!!!"

NYC is one of the last places where you can get your ass beat for being a dick

What? You are more likely to catch a beating in rural North Carolina than New York City if you are being a dick.

Offline terrorists

Anthony "High School Dropout" Cumia routinely breaks to law to obscene levels: drunk driving, speeding, domestic disputes resulting in broken ribs, forgetting his firearm in a Cheesecake Factory while intoxicated, losing his license, losing his guns, stalking women in Times Square and most infamously flying out male prostitute Sue Lightning for a weekend of deep-voiced sodemy. He embarasses himself on Red Eye and Alex Jones almost as often as he does on his unorganized, half-ass "network".

He's also not funny anymore.

Yet he has statistical evidence on black crime.

Probably from the cameras he has installed in his tacky mcmansion.

Those damn Hate Facts really grind my gears! 😠

What the fuck? Someone link the Cheesecake Factory story.

Enough with this racist horseshit on this sub. Can't be happy for a black family making it? Afford luxury race cars?

At least keep the hatred for yourself!

You're right. A mustang is a luxury race car if you're used to a geo metro.

Twice a week I have to make a four hour commute. I was thinking about trading my SUV for a Chevy Volt, so I can drive in the carpool lane.

Then I started observing who's actually IN THE CARPOOL LANE.

You guessed it, 70% of the drivers are dickheads like Joe who can't be bothered to obey the goddamn law. And that's why the carpool lane is useless.

That only law BroJoe broke was driving alone :'(

I call them fucking "&$;;-:s" because that's what they are.

Long Island trash... so glad my in-laws moved away from there...

I've come to the conclusion that Joe and Anthony are a pair of idiot savants. They both know one thing very well, in Ant's case being funny, for Joe playing the guitar. However outside of that they're both functionally retarded and have no self awareness at all. This is why they act like a pair of 14 year olds despite being old men.

They like fast cars... and fast women!

They do love their "mommy"

Ant only drives a stick.

The brothers Cumia literally sold crack in their youth, Ant admitted multiple times

They also spilled it into their filthy shag carpet and would snort the floor for residue.

Jesus you faggots are a bunch of faggots. Speed around while drunk and smack hoes. It’s the way to live!

Ants only is a cop supporter because that is the white thing to do.Hes an italian who grew up in new york in the 60s and 70s all the cool guines in those neighborhoods became gangsters who hate cops.So ant and his brother where probably the dorks who got no pussy and betean up buy those kids.

Wild and crazy guys.

Hey, it’s New York City you faggots. I drive wherever I want, traffic laws are not the same for us. Sidewalks are for people, people are in cars too.

Corporations are people. Corporations make cars much like a mommy and daddy make a baby. My car is a person. Get your damn hands off me officer, I want to speak to your supervisor.

Louis was like "You're going to get arrested. If you don't get yourself back within the margins a little bit, you are going to be incarcerated."

He was rushing home for a drink before the alcoholic DT's set in.