r/opieandanthony: Smoking cigars doesn't make you cool.

1 Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2017-12-30

If you are lobbying for sitting on them instead its not working

1 Tlk619 2017-12-30

im foiled.

1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-30

Bill Burr is a faggot beyond human ability

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-30

How long until Nia bans those?

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-30

It makes you cool-ish with other guys. Women hate them, and if you're planning on doing anything with a gal within a 4hr period of smoking a cigar, you're fucked. They're pussy repellent.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-30

It helps that fat Bobby is pussy repellent far before you smell him.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-30

My ex used to buy me cigars for my birthday and encouraged me to enjoy them from time to time.

You're projecting, fella

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-30

Maybe that’s why she’s your ex. INCEPTION

1 FrankieBianchi 2017-12-30

prob fucking the hung black cigar store owner

1 ValleyChip 2017-12-30

They don't like cigars, they cut them up and use them for jazz cigarettes.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-30

Her dad probably smoked them and she wanted you to rough her up and pull the covers down to get a good massage in

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-30

Probably. Her dad was a degenerate alcoholic and I fit that bill nicely.

1 gnrlysrs 2017-12-30

Suck your dads dick megan

1 CowsAreCurious 2017-12-30

Women are simple faggots.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-30

But in general, I'm right.

I LOVE a chick that smokes cigars though, fuuuck.

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-30

Bill Clinton famously stuck a cigar up Monica Lewinsky's snatch.

What horror, on so many levels, this experience must have been...

1 JerseyLowLife 2017-12-30

cigarettes are cool though.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-30

Yes they are.

1 fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-30

I used to think so too until I saw this:

http://i.imgur.com/wJjZ5mW.jpg

1 thrillated 2017-12-30

Siberian family photo

1 Bob_Labla 2017-12-30

I fucking hate that he calls them “BATS”. Almost makes me embarrassed to smoke cigars. Yugh

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-30

Way to just casually slip in that you smoke, cool guy.

1 Bob_Labla 2017-12-30

Lol. I also Vape, do CrossFit and am a Vegan.

1 ballsymcgee 2017-12-30

I would get the best hard on I've ever had if I could watch you suffocate

1 Billyassman 2017-12-30

Brown cocks, sucking brown cocks,what's will those silly homosexuals think of next.

1 Chippah69 2017-12-30

Bobby

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-30

Yes, that is indeed the bit you dolt.

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-12-30

Browsing this sub as I'm smoking a cigar in my cold garage next to an electric heater, watching a hockey game alone on my laptop, I realize you might be onto something.

1 El_Iconico 2017-12-30

Well, you are in your cold garage, which makes you cool in the literal sense at least.

1 RBuddCumia 2017-12-30

Please take the heater into the tub with you next time you bathe.

1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-30

Bold assumption that he bathes

1 Mu_Scevich 2017-12-30

That blows up Ronnie B’s spot.

1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-30

This guy's too

1 thebedshow 2017-12-30

What about weed though?

1 senselessdegenerate 2017-12-30

It‘s 4:20 somewhere dude lmao

1 zm743total 2017-12-30

They've managed to make vaping less douchey in comparison.

1 angelog4524 2017-12-30

nice try, queer.

1 TonyFromLongIsland 2017-12-30

It's only cool if you're HTG and Sheepy and you're doing it to fit in with Ronnie B.

1 zoogie778 2017-12-30

Are those two cunts still relevant somewhere?

1 1qw1qw1 2017-12-30

HTG is Ron's right hand man now. she's with him at every stand up gig he does and runs that awful site theinterrobang

1 TonyFromLongIsland 2017-12-30

Hopefully a cemetery.

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-30

I don't know, Ron Bennington looks pretty cool holding an unlit cigar between his fingers for the whole duration interviewing someone in front of a live audience, or posing holding up a wrapped cigar in frame when a picture is taken

Go on. Downvote me like you downvote all harsh truths

1 SmallOrangeSquare 2017-12-30

Ron Bennington is the most overrated guy on this sub.

1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-12-30

Lol you stole the show from Rape

1 SalesCunt129 2017-12-30

You’re a cunt sir

1 GableXX 2017-12-30

I hate cigarheads.

1 lrn2grow 2017-12-30

i smoked cigars until they started staining the fuck out of my teeth, still have one on special occasions but those things are all kinds of bad for you

1 SpaceVC 2017-12-30

Nothing anyone does actively makes you cool. Same as smoking cigars doesn't make you uncool, it's how you act when doing something.

For instance the average faggot that vapes is atleast 700x more annoying than someone who smokes cigars... I've never even thought about a cigar smoker in my entire life...

1 Cumia_Box 2017-12-30

I've never been annoyed by vaping. They don't smell like shit and stick to clothes. Somewhat less faggy than cigars or cigarettes.

1 PM_ME_HOT_CIGAR_GUYS 2017-12-30

pff cigars are way cool.

1 FrankkWasBetter 2017-12-30

Bobby Kelly uses this word, He thinks hes Fonzie or some shit.

1 ae_1985 2017-12-30

Norton smokes meat cigars

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-30

It helps that fat Bobby is pussy repellent far before you smell him.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-30

My ex used to buy me cigars for my birthday and encouraged me to enjoy them from time to time.