This dumb nigger still had to sit and wait while the cop wrote him a ticket. You really stuck it to tha man, Joe! Fuckin GANGSTA!

“Hey did you listen to the Opie and Anthony show? No? Oh, well never mind then.”

Low I.Q, low testosterone. Sad!

Low energy

He's got nowhere to be

I wish the cop had confused him for a black man and shot him.

Vision plan isn't good at the PD.

“confused”

Rock 'n' roll, cool guy, my other right hand

Fucking retard

Wow, Joe! You really showed them!

The narcissism of this man is really shocking.

Incriminating himself while boasting. What a nigger this guy is.

Dumbest fucking thing you could possibly tweet.

I bet he has a 'back the blue' sticker on his car and a PBA card in his wallet too.

He probably has a couple dozen. “Does this one work, well how about this one?”

"Hey, you know Keith the Cop- I mean Keith Moresca, right?"

Not to defend the man, but I'm sure those large shoes he wears causes excess pressure on the gas pedal.

His Costco brand velcro orthopedic sneakers?

Airwop

Why can't these Cumia brothers behave?

The Cumia's are like .0000000002% of the population, yet are responsible for a huge amount of crimes.

Stat checks out.

It’s like they are Gypsy’s.

"Please give me a second appearance on People's Court."

Make another local reference, you cunt.

He's a regular Bobo with all the local references.

Queens Motor Inn.

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Loying about very unfortunate events.

still winning this game by THOUSANDS of dollars!!

You know that’s not your money, Coattails.

just another toosday in LI

So rap about it, nigger.

You know, when you think of Afro American stars who went onto achieve unprecedented levels of spirituality enlightenment later in their careers, Antwan really takes the bean pie.

Yes, saving thousands of dollars by not getting caught using the HOV lane. This man truly has the financial wisdom of someone in their 60s getting an allowance from their kid brother.

Yeah, but in Joe's defense, it took a long time to see dividends from that deal with Anthony.

It says a lot about Joe that he was willing to wait that long to receive his moochings.

the fact that he felt compared such a worthless story on proves how livid he must’ve been.

He genuinely believes that the police are there soley to enact the sort of justice on blacks that he would have described on his podcast, but for the bewildering fact it didnt get past the 'venture capital' phase. And that as a caucasian gentleman, his only interaction with them should be a cheerful wave and a tip of the hat.

Real nigga right here

I don't thing this guy realizes that NYPD uses social media and will target him for a post like this. Anthony at the very least gives respect to the police before he does stupid entitled shit.

If his Facebook is private like I think it is, it brings me joy that he probably spends hours trying to figure out who is posting his idiocy on reddit.

Even after all this, Retard leaves his Facebook public, including his comment bar.
It'd be a shame if Steve from Yellowstone let his family and friends know of his penchant for kiddie spit...

I wonder if he cleared it with the cop that he was NOT a pedophile.

Can someone please hand the information from this proud admitted career criminal to law enforcement. This wave of terror has to be stopped.

Doing God's work

careful, you don't want to be at the wrong end of the Cumia Curse and start stealing soundbars.

Speaking up for the every man.

More like the Long Island DISTRESSway right?

He writes statuses like a freshman discovering the world and responsibility.

“The cop pulled me over and I was like my registration...is expired?! My dad usually takes care of that stuff.”

" Anthony Keith usually takes care of that stuff"

I don't get the winning the game by thousands of dollars part.

For a normal hardworking America, you could say that the $100 ticket is eclipsed by the value of the time saved illegally using the lane.

But Joe's time is worthless so that doesn't really apply.

He’s assigning himself +$100 for every time he didn’t get a ticket for doing it.

Half of the losers invited to leach off anthony at the mcmansion are cops and neither of these jigaboos can get out of a speeding ticket.

I guarantee you every time they get pulled over they pull the “You know who I am?” card.

My fantasy is that the second he finished typing this, his door got kicked in, he was pepper sprayed, hit with a couple rubber bullets, arrested, and then sodomized against his will in jail.

Rubber?

Yes, because if he is shot with real bullets, he would get fucked by inmates in jail, and we couldn't laugh at him any more.

What a badass

He's just such a child.

He doesnt give a fuck because is brother pays the fine just like his brother pays his morgage and feeds his kids. Congrats Joe, you got it all figured out!

I have a question. Are racists allowed to use HOV lanes?

So he used the hov lane to avoid a cop watching the hov lane...

I was wondering about that myself.

That doesn't even make sense. He didn't win any money those times he wasn't caught.

This is what racists mean when they talk about a low-trust society, isn't it? Joe passes thousands of law-abiding citizens who are keeping that lane open to help other people get home quicker and lower the number of cars in the city, and never once does it occur to him that he's got no friends and nobody likes him and he feels that by breaching the social trust he's somehow "winning". That he's smarter than all the people putting other people ahead of themselves.

Great job, Joe; you're why we can't have nice things.

Fucking perfectly worded

This is what racists mean when they talk about a low-trust society, isn't it? Joe passes thousands of law-abiding citizens who are keeping that lane open to help other people get home quicker and lower the number of cars in the city, and never once does it occur to him that he's got no friends and nobody likes him and he feels that by breaching the social trust he's somehow "winning". That he's smarter than all the people putting other people ahead of themselves.

Great job, Joe; you're why we can't have nice things.

Someone should re-tweet it & tag his local police, I'm sure they'll see the joke.

Outlaw dumbass,it's way more than 100.

Ahhh, dollars to donuts. If you’re not early, you’re late. Keep futzing around with the 9-5ers in the carpool lane. You know me, 10 and 2, container of coffee. Job site here I come.

Man venting on the internet like it's the confession chamber on The Real World is so bizarre.

He has the mind of 15 year old black girl.

I love how he tries to portray himself as a total badass rebel on social media, yet as we all saw from his People's Court appearance, when he comes face to face with authority he's like a frightened little schoolboy.

He was cowed by a fucking tv judge. I guarantee you that if a real life cop got into his face his shorts would probably look a brown ink blot card.

You really should have put this on a hosting site called IMAG-ER.

Why can't these people just assimilate to American culture?

Oh this the type of nigga that I want to die when they do some shit like this.

What trash

Deport him to Sweden.

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So, does Anthony write the check or does Joe have his own little checkbook tied to Anthony's account?

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