I fwawkin' swear, the paint'll dry in a few hours. Watch this bro

Ugh. And the pre-twitter version where he'd plug their dates and say "We'll sell you some tickets, trust me..."

In a way he's saying it to mobilize his legions of faithful followers to prove him right. They did that a lot. But in a much larger way he's saying it to impress someone who he wants to respect him.

Remember when Opie tried going viral via Google alerts?

Remember when he got mad that Ron and Fez were trending due to cakehorn and he claimed they could trend too if they wanted to?

I totally forgot about that! what a faggot Opie was.. and still is.

https://youtu.be/iOC65YvhNKU 14:10...I ain't no timestamping queer

Omfg what a faggot. Listen to how insecure he is in this clip..”uhh durr we could trend on #1 on google too if we wanted to!” Jealous unfunny faggot who i hope dies this week.

And they never trended. Not one single time.

Hashtag standwithant

I think the Todd show trended on Twitter that first day.

cakestomp wasn't a thing?

Ugh he's so despicable

He knew how to do that fahkin' radio thing, alright?

I ain't no timestamping queer

It's okay to admit you don't know how. We still love you.

It's not about the cake horn!

Google bombs!

Louis: Leary stole a bit from me years ago.

Opie: HOLD ON LETS MAKE A GOOGLE ALERT TODAY. LETS MAKE A GOOGLE ALERT. LETS MAKE A GOOGLE ALERT.”

Yes Opie, bring it all back to you and your obsession with maintaining fame that came and went years ago.

Shaq Balloon.

UFN alert

Now he has to say to the server - "Plug your restaurant, we'll get you some yelp reviews."

Plug the mcgriddles. Watch this.

Any time he would say "trust me..." It would infuriate me.

Puriod.

I know about body language and psychology. TRUST ME.

If someone says they don’t care, they REALLY care. TRUST ME.

I know I always say that if someone says they don’t care, they really do care, but....TRUST ME....I really don’t care.

Smug "big man on campus" Opie is insufferable. It's like when they would do Jocktober and Jimmy and Ant would focus on trashing the shows. Opie would obsessively talk about how they were "small time" and O&A were the big boys.

You just dug my hole of hatred deeper for Gregg "Opie" Hughes. A repulsive. Most likely 'touched' in some way, I reckon.

'A plug from the Opester is your reward'

It was his way of flipping it to where his guests were doing him a favor by being the entertainment of the day to flipping it to where opster was doing them a favor.

Fuck him.

Opie is Keemstar before there even was a Keemstar.

what the fuck is keemstar

''TRUST ME'' .................Always a red flag.

There is a reason Surgeons and Doctors don't speak like this..

''You have 6 months to live......Trust me''

Its such a fucking hollow statement like Opies soul.

If you have to know I happen to be represented by a company in the UK that love my videos.

I'm sure all those terrible openers about them being the "pioneers" of satellite radio and the other awful shit they said were all Opies idea. I thought maybe Steve was to blame but after being reminded of all these douchey greggshell moments where anyone else would have been called out for a shity joke or bomb you know opie was behind it all.

I wonder what kind of show it would have been if he got fired earlier, maybe they needed that phony bullshit in order to get as famous as they did

I don't mind the promos that much, or the openers. It's the "we're better than you", or "that's why we're multi millionaires" type shit that made me sick.

Shaq Balloon.

He cakestomped a toddler by shoving ice cream in his face. A real tough guy.