r/opieandanthony: Artie Lange just attempted suicide. No word on his condition.

He's not like a powerhouse of funny, so I don't really care if he comes back to the AA show, but it would make things interesting while everyone mourns/discusses his life or whatever. Plus then ant will get a new cohost

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-29

Knew it

1 expedition11g 2017-12-29

Did you? Did you? Did you? did you did your did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you food you did you did you'd did you'd did you'd did you did you food you'd did sound did you'd did you'd diss ous

1 realister 2017-12-29

another fake suicide attempt to take off from work.

You know he did the same thing on Stern right?

1 keytoitall 2017-12-29

You don't fake stab yourself lol. He may have not actually wanted to kill himself (the proverbial cry for attention) but he still stabbed himself, that's really fucking hard to do.

1 Psych555 2017-12-29

Yea but you can stab yourself with a Bowie knife or you can stab yourself with corn holders. There are degrees of stabbing yourself.

1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-29

How about a kitchen knife, plus he drank bleach. Is that sincere enough for you?

1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-29

Heroin junkies don't think logically. Surprising I know

1 danTHEdick 2017-12-29

No Vos date?

Very disappointed in the failed comedic potential of this headline.

1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-29

Vos date in the headline would kinda ruin it dontcha think

1 danTHEdick 2017-12-29

Thank god it's a Vosroll. I thought we were going to have to start pretending to find things we liked about Artie.

1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-29

Artie is a coward and only tries 'save-me' suicide methods.
If he had any balls he'd use a shotgun that fat cunt.

1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2017-12-29

Good bit

1 smacks80 2017-12-29

Savage fuckery

1 jkrick13 2017-12-29

Fuck you, good one spade.

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-29

Thoughts and praye....ahh god damnit

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-29

The fact that anyone would either

A) fall for this B) upvote it as somehow funny

Means it's time to end the charade and just merge this subreddit with r/RickAndMorty

1 RatherPleasent 2017-12-29

What amazing is that I believed this wholeheartedly.

I'm more surprised that the title is fake.

1 Cullen396 2017-12-29

Vos same old shit

1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-29

If you didn't see this coming you have no place on this sub.

I haven't even clicked the link and I know it's a Vos plug.

Get in the game, you fucking mugs.

1 ks718 2017-12-29

agreed. 3/10

1 blackirishlad 2017-12-29

I was wondering why Artie would lug his way to Ohio to off himself.

1 WeGetItYouHateTrump 2017-12-29

I need to change my flair to "gullible faggot".

1 Spokker 2017-12-29

Wasn't the real article supposed to be in the obituaries?

1 TacoTrots 2017-12-29

Artie's been committing suicide for 20 years now.

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-29

Vos got us with the best Vos Roll when he posted his dates on an IG post of his daughter getting proposed to.

1 DHFearnot 2017-12-29

You fucking faggot.

1 DryTeeth 2017-12-29

Innovative...cunt lips.

1 expedition11g 2017-12-29

Did you? Did you? Did you? did you did your did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you food you did you did you'd did you'd did you'd did you did you food you'd did sound did you'd did you'd diss ous

Artie Lange just attempted suicide. No word on his condition.

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