New Years Resolution Thread for O n A sub mugs.

2  2017-12-29 by WhippingHuskies

Do any of you guys have resolutions/goals/plans/promises to be made this New Year?

25 comments

1  Bluesmoky 2017-12-29

New Years resolutions are for fags. It's easier to be a horrible person without a plan.

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

What if your plan is to be a horrible person?

1  Bluesmoky 2017-12-29

If you have to plan it's not genuine hate, sir.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-29

I've said it before: If we don't get a new 100% Italian by the 31st I'm going to shoot myself in the head.

1  redtheftauto 2017-12-29

u/TheGhostOfTheGhostOfAbeVigoda

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

Don't do it Ghost, too many lentils left to eat.

1  fawwkyeah 2017-12-29

Continue to not be dead

Wish me luck

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

Good luck, fawwkyeah. Godspeed.

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-29

  1. Dont smoke weed

  2. Get a man

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-29

You're a strong independent black woman that don't need no man.

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-29

True

1  boring_oneliner 2017-12-29

  1. We all know the negro cant withstand the temptation of the grass

  2. It's net about getting a man, it's about keeping a man.

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-29

Both very good points. Im sure ill be smoking blunts with a tinder fuckboy within a few weeks

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

Good luck, Bams-seed.

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-12-29

Im gonna hit the gym for the first 2 weeks of January and then stop until next January

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

Me too unfortunately. I signed up today. Good luck though, dude, and try to have some discipline for once in your sedentary, gluttonous life.

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-12-29

Im actually of sound body and mind

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

You think your better than me, huh- chip on his shoulder guy / wassat?

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-12-29

I'm going to fuck Lyndzi Hughes right in the ass. Her sexual frustration has got to be off the charts.

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

And what a delicious lil rump she has on her. Probably smells something awful on account of her lower stock philly trash diet, but nonetheless, still tasty.

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-12-29

I want to see a picture of it.

She's got tiny tits but I bet her ass is phenomenal.

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29

Some people here I believe have seen her in the flesh and have remarked on what a shapely, ripe lil keister she's sporting.

1  3stepsbackward 2017-12-29

My resolution is to be meaner to Opie & Anthony. I don't think we all met our quota for this year, so we need to up our production.

1  Sex-Mad 2017-12-29

Sell the summer home; finally settle on a name for the yacht

1  Anarox 2017-12-29

Finally fake my death and make my escape into some south American rural town. Or just go for an actual suicide in some made up freak accident alarm final destination