When you’re discussing a bunch of fucking idiots like Sam Roberts, Jay “Slipknot Long Sleeve” Oakerson, Joe Matarese and the rest of these mutant fucks you must not mince words. Why just call Jim an ugly faggot? It’s just as easy to call him what he really is, a vermin faced invertebrate old fag hag with a desperate desire to be treated like a gimp by any confused young man willing to put a wig on. Jim has no interest in an actual woman. He’s just a perverted old twink with a repugnant face and skull. Let’s face it, his entire head is a fucking travesty and the older boys in his neighborhood still put their penises in his mouth. Those kids knew he was queer before anybody. Jim, a willing participant in sucking pricks since the 70s is and always will be a homosexual.
Is he really a schizo? I thought he was just a faggot doing a horrendous bit. "Sam won't break kayfabe. Ant was passed over by the big man." God, he's tedious.
Thank you smallDick-Mailman for reminding me what a loser I am, however, let it be known that I am also foreskinned. You've been marked by the Jew as property, as cattle, in a barbaric sex magic ritual. Atone for this sin by consuming a bowl of lentil soup and stalking Lynsi around the UpperWestSide, recording her walking into a seedy hotel room with a 20-something year old skateboarder, to relive her greatest moments.
Although not the funniest, I have a soft spot for stinks. He's contributed to countless scandals and hours of entertainment here, but his greed got the best of him, flew to close to the sun, and descended into the eternal fires of disgrace. If you're reading stinks, Godspeed, and may you not be found dead in some Polish dive bar bathroom somewhere on Metropolitan Ave. in Ridgewood. P.S. can you will me one of your leather vests with 80's punk band pins on them in case I wanna become a gay biker someday and join SAMCRO.
Stinks and BamsSeed should always get a mention. They aren't the 'funniest' ...but their pain and unrequited honesty is worth more to me then any of you one line dickheads.
Thank you smallDick-Mailman for reminding me what a loser I am, however, let it be known that I am also foreskinned. You've been marked by the Jew as property, as cattle, in a barbaric sex magic ritual. Atone for this sin by consuming a bowl of lentil soup and stalking Lynsi around the UpperWestSide, recording her walking into a seedy hotel room with a 20-something year old skateboarder, to relive her greatest moments.
26 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-29
u/AsianAnalParty can eloquently shit on anyone or anything.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-29
he still hasnt linked me his top5 asa akira anal scenes. fuck this guy.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-29
Also, great name
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-12-29
When you’re discussing a bunch of fucking idiots like Sam Roberts, Jay “Slipknot Long Sleeve” Oakerson, Joe Matarese and the rest of these mutant fucks you must not mince words. Why just call Jim an ugly faggot? It’s just as easy to call him what he really is, a vermin faced invertebrate old fag hag with a desperate desire to be treated like a gimp by any confused young man willing to put a wig on. Jim has no interest in an actual woman. He’s just a perverted old twink with a repugnant face and skull. Let’s face it, his entire head is a fucking travesty and the older boys in his neighborhood still put their penises in his mouth. Those kids knew he was queer before anybody. Jim, a willing participant in sucking pricks since the 70s is and always will be a homosexual.
1 plane2nowhere 2017-12-29
Me.
1 Jungies 2017-12-29
/u/patbattle1 is not just Opie's most dedicated fan, he's a good-natured soul as well - best of luck with the gastric band in the New Year, buddy!
/u/PFGdisciple 's commitment to the bit is impressive.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-29
Definitely these two. And the guy who is prone to bouts of acute schizophrenia and just goes bat shit for 6 hours at a time.
He posts insane babble, then is normal again through next morning. And never address it. Ever.
I'm not posting his name, as to not summon his insanity.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29
Does he have a horrible disease and the impulsive urge to have inappropriate sexual contact?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-29
We can only hope.
We have baby killers represented by this sub. Sex offenders seems like the most logical progression.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29
I was speculating on the user whom you didn't want to name. But your point still stands.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-12-29
Is he really a schizo? I thought he was just a faggot doing a horrendous bit. "Sam won't break kayfabe. Ant was passed over by the big man." God, he's tedious.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-29
He's not as crazy as PureGreekFire was back in the day.
But he definitely has some sort of mania.
1 smallDick-Mailman 2017-12-29
Single action army & Whippinghuskies are pretty cool guys
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29
Thank you smallDick-Mailman for reminding me what a loser I am, however, let it be known that I am also foreskinned. You've been marked by the Jew as property, as cattle, in a barbaric sex magic ritual. Atone for this sin by consuming a bowl of lentil soup and stalking Lynsi around the UpperWestSide, recording her walking into a seedy hotel room with a 20-something year old skateboarder, to relive her greatest moments.
1 redtheftauto 2017-12-29
Don't suck each other's dicks too much. Self congratulatory queers
This has nothing to do with me not being mentioned. So don't even go there
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-29
fine, I vote for you
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-29
Anthony Cumia
1 ManbadFerrara 2017-12-29
Hard to match u/killakuhn's track record of chuckles.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29
Although not the funniest, I have a soft spot for stinks. He's contributed to countless scandals and hours of entertainment here, but his greed got the best of him, flew to close to the sun, and descended into the eternal fires of disgrace. If you're reading stinks, Godspeed, and may you not be found dead in some Polish dive bar bathroom somewhere on Metropolitan Ave. in Ridgewood. P.S. can you will me one of your leather vests with 80's punk band pins on them in case I wanna become a gay biker someday and join SAMCRO.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-29
u/single_action_army
1 ffffantomas 2017-12-29
Weird. I thought you all were going to say Knickers
1 Sex-Mad 2017-12-29
It's ok, fellas. I'm still new
1 drudrudrudru 2017-12-29
The pirate, he has dedication
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-29
Give me gold.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-29
if only I could remember my alt-account password I'd vote for someone.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-29
Nothing I hate more than male groupies (except niggers)
1 BigOpie 2017-12-29
That bigopie guy is fuckin hilarious
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-29
Knicks, always.
Stinks and BamsSeed should always get a mention. They aren't the 'funniest' ...but their pain and unrequited honesty is worth more to me then any of you one line dickheads.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-12-29
Thank you smallDick-Mailman for reminding me what a loser I am, however, let it be known that I am also foreskinned. You've been marked by the Jew as property, as cattle, in a barbaric sex magic ritual. Atone for this sin by consuming a bowl of lentil soup and stalking Lynsi around the UpperWestSide, recording her walking into a seedy hotel room with a 20-something year old skateboarder, to relive her greatest moments.