He's never going to be a good looking man but a few minor changes & he could look somewhat human. Instead it's like he's actively trying to be as repulsive as possible.
Get a haircut at least once a month, drink more water, spend time in the sun. That's it, he'll still look like a monkey but at least he'll be a clean looking monkey.
Jimmy has been a doughy, ugly, bald faggot for his entire career, but he also used to be fucking hilarious.
Sam is a strange case, usually when someone is that fucking ugly, they try to make up for it with some sort of personality, which Sam doesn't really have.
Normally, ugly people grow up ugly, and they learn charisma or humour to survive that childhood.
Sam was a relatively normal-looking kid until his parents let some Nazi war criminal test his growth serum on lil' Sam, so he never learned the skills that are necessary when you look like that. He doesn't know anything about fishing termites out of a termite mound with a stick, for example; which at first glance you'd expect him to.
And if we didn't know how coddled he was growing up. If he had a normal/semi-abusive childhood and adult eating habits, he'd be inoffensive, despite his looks.
Let’s see...
- eats like a child (see previous posts)
- plays with dolls .. sorry action figures..
- dresses like he is 12 in the 1990s.
- takes wrassling seriously
- has encyclopedic knowledge of wrassling instead of radio which he works in...
- I am crediting to the Redittor who said this first and cannot remember their name - looks like the Yellow Man from the Sin City movie...
- the WORST voice on radio... (worse than Greaseman... wada-doodle)
- shitstirrer
- awful boss who makes Opie look good at times...
- lets Jimmy walk all over him and take over the board - which Sam does know how to use and Jim doesn’t (probably because Jimmy wants the show to look like its his like Opie did).
All allow for torment... then there’s the appearance...
How could he possibly fix the way he looks? I don’t think he can do anything. I guess I’m a faggot but I feel bad for Sam. If anyone in the o and a world kills them self, I bet it’s him
And if we didn't know how coddled he was growing up. If he had a normal/semi-abusive childhood and adult eating habits, he'd be inoffensive, despite his looks.
21 comments
2 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-29
Absolutely. He's offensively hideous.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-29
I.e. craterface, Tranthony, Cumia
1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-29
Yes but probably not as much.
He's never going to be a good looking man but a few minor changes & he could look somewhat human. Instead it's like he's actively trying to be as repulsive as possible.
1 greasyleprechaun 2017-12-29
Get a haircut at least once a month, drink more water, spend time in the sun. That's it, he'll still look like a monkey but at least he'll be a clean looking monkey.
1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-29
A beard could mask his monkey mouth.
1 Phkna1 2017-12-29
His looks make him a target, his personality makes him a potential victim
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-29
is this a trick question?
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-12-29
Jimmy has been a doughy, ugly, bald faggot for his entire career, but he also used to be fucking hilarious.
Sam is a strange case, usually when someone is that fucking ugly, they try to make up for it with some sort of personality, which Sam doesn't really have.
1 Jungies 2017-12-29
Normally, ugly people grow up ugly, and they learn charisma or humour to survive that childhood.
Sam was a relatively normal-looking kid until his parents let some Nazi war criminal test his growth serum on lil' Sam, so he never learned the skills that are necessary when you look like that. He doesn't know anything about fishing termites out of a termite mound with a stick, for example; which at first glance you'd expect him to.
1 Jungies 2017-12-29
Yes, I am a popular and handsome gentleman; why do you ask?
1 Blackmonkfish 2017-12-29
I'd still torment his appearance if he was the guest of honor in an ISIS beheading video
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-12-29
goat laugh You think I should be beheaded? goat laugh
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-29
I'd stop bullying him if he started eating like an adult. That's all I ask.
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-29
If Sam had normal man habits ie. eating steak, drinking beer, not collecting dolls etc. he could just do and say funny things and get a pass.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-12-29
And if we didn't know how coddled he was growing up. If he had a normal/semi-abusive childhood and adult eating habits, he'd be inoffensive, despite his looks.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-29
Of course. Anything that mutated needs to be ridiculed to keep the natural order of things.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-29
Somehow is lack of talent makes his physical features so much more damning.
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-29
Let’s see...
- eats like a child (see previous posts) - plays with dolls .. sorry action figures..
- dresses like he is 12 in the 1990s.
- takes wrassling seriously - has encyclopedic knowledge of wrassling instead of radio which he works in...
- I am crediting to the Redittor who said this first and cannot remember their name - looks like the Yellow Man from the Sin City movie... - the WORST voice on radio... (worse than Greaseman... wada-doodle) - shitstirrer - awful boss who makes Opie look good at times... - lets Jimmy walk all over him and take over the board - which Sam does know how to use and Jim doesn’t (probably because Jimmy wants the show to look like its his like Opie did).
All allow for torment... then there’s the appearance...
1 masao50025 2017-12-29
yes
1 sanhozay1 2017-12-29
How could he possibly fix the way he looks? I don’t think he can do anything. I guess I’m a faggot but I feel bad for Sam. If anyone in the o and a world kills them self, I bet it’s him
1 masao50025 2017-12-29
For starters he can get a haircut and try to fix the bags under his eyes
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-12-29
And if we didn't know how coddled he was growing up. If he had a normal/semi-abusive childhood and adult eating habits, he'd be inoffensive, despite his looks.