If Sam was funny/smart/interesting and had a good personality would you still torment him for his appearance?

10  2017-12-29 by sanhozay1

21 comments

Absolutely. He's offensively hideous.

I.e. craterface, Tranthony, Cumia

Yes but probably not as much.

He's never going to be a good looking man but a few minor changes & he could look somewhat human. Instead it's like he's actively trying to be as repulsive as possible.

A few minor changes

Get a haircut at least once a month, drink more water, spend time in the sun. That's it, he'll still look like a monkey but at least he'll be a clean looking monkey.

A beard could mask his monkey mouth.

His looks make him a target, his personality makes him a potential victim

is this a trick question?

Jimmy has been a doughy, ugly, bald faggot for his entire career, but he also used to be fucking hilarious.

Sam is a strange case, usually when someone is that fucking ugly, they try to make up for it with some sort of personality, which Sam doesn't really have.

Normally, ugly people grow up ugly, and they learn charisma or humour to survive that childhood.

Sam was a relatively normal-looking kid until his parents let some Nazi war criminal test his growth serum on lil' Sam, so he never learned the skills that are necessary when you look like that. He doesn't know anything about fishing termites out of a termite mound with a stick, for example; which at first glance you'd expect him to.

Yes, I am a popular and handsome gentleman; why do you ask?

I'd still torment his appearance if he was the guest of honor in an ISIS beheading video

goat laugh You think I should be beheaded? goat laugh

I'd stop bullying him if he started eating like an adult. That's all I ask.

If Sam had normal man habits ie. eating steak, drinking beer, not collecting dolls etc. he could just do and say funny things and get a pass.

And if we didn't know how coddled he was growing up. If he had a normal/semi-abusive childhood and adult eating habits, he'd be inoffensive, despite his looks.

Of course. Anything that mutated needs to be ridiculed to keep the natural order of things.

Somehow is lack of talent makes his physical features so much more damning.

Let’s see...
- eats like a child (see previous posts) - plays with dolls .. sorry action figures..
- dresses like he is 12 in the 1990s.
- takes wrassling seriously - has encyclopedic knowledge of wrassling instead of radio which he works in...
- I am crediting to the Redittor who said this first and cannot remember their name - looks like the Yellow Man from the Sin City movie... - the WORST voice on radio... (worse than Greaseman... wada-doodle) - shitstirrer - awful boss who makes Opie look good at times... - lets Jimmy walk all over him and take over the board - which Sam does know how to use and Jim doesn’t (probably because Jimmy wants the show to look like its his like Opie did).

All allow for torment... then there’s the appearance...

yes

How could he possibly fix the way he looks? I don’t think he can do anything. I guess I’m a faggot but I feel bad for Sam. If anyone in the o and a world kills them self, I bet it’s him

For starters he can get a haircut and try to fix the bags under his eyes

And if we didn't know how coddled he was growing up. If he had a normal/semi-abusive childhood and adult eating habits, he'd be inoffensive, despite his looks.