Don't forget the most important piece: Carl 'the Mad Cuban' 'Faggot' Ruiz.

Paypal Carl we call him here, sir.

And begged for time on Brother Wease’s minor market radio station...

Excuse me? That magic has been captured since his firing through Facebook Live and shitty restaurants. You’re just a hater.

A harry hater?

Fat nigger and morbidly obese fry cook were clearly not the right choice for entertainment value.

Alabama meat salesman gets a pass in my book. He seems to understand how pathetic tits' crew really was.

Your username makes me laugh whilst conjuring disturbing images in my mind. An admirable combo

He picked up Vic to replace Jim as the short, closeted, agreeable comedian. As for Anthony, he wasn't sure whether to get a black or a brown person, so he hedged his bets.

Desperate Anthony gave him every opportunity to save himself and float by with the nostalgic appeal of their long-expired brand name, but the forever frat boy really believed he was the drawing power.

The sad thing here is that Opie really really believed that he was the reason for the original show's success and that he could drop in any two random comedians and have the same success.

It was poetic that right before being fired he bragged about how he had an "inner circle, where big things happen"

One of his biggest fans showing up for his first “appearances” had an electric kazoo for his voice box.

I think we can all agree that Opie should off himself right before midnight strikes to make it 2018. You know, as a gift to the fans