That fucking snarky, half angry face like he's some sort of badass. You're not, Sam. You were a little bitch who tried starting shit behind the scenes because you knew big brother Opie would protect you. The one time he didn't, you cowered in front of Pat Duffy.
Anyone on that staff would have mopped the floor with you, including intern David, if he used his super Jewy powers. But of course Opie kept his little organ grinder monkey safe. You are dogshit on the radio and it's so good to see you finally get exposed so badly that even your old ballwashers can't defend you.
I hope you catch your 5 of a wife taking deep creampies from Denny you hideous monstrosity.
18 comments
1 GenericThrowaway2016 2017-12-29
You're a very unattractive man Mr Roberts
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-29
Still not enough forehead.
1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-29
Noted. More Frankenstein's monster.
1 Jungies 2017-12-29
Also, you've drawn him with an opposable thumb.
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-29
And a baby pelican gullet from all them chicken nuggets
1 RacksDiciprine 2017-12-29
Tss more like a five head er sumptin...
1 OsloJimmy 2017-12-29
Chins ... more chins
1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-29
I can't wait til the @nothuman twitter army goes to war with the 12 guys who branded themselves @notsam_____
1 sanhozay1 2017-12-29
Notsamdapperdan
1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-29
I'll talk shit about the rest but not Sam Dapper Dan and his nephew are two studs with huge pieces.
1 disgrace_command 2017-12-29
Pink around the eyes + crooked grin needed
1 jim_thoms 2017-12-29
and Clint Howard teeth, also.
1 BigOpie 2017-12-29
Hehehe
1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-29
Still too flattering.
I feel this was done by Sam himself to minimize how bad the result SHOULD have been.
1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-29
Busted hehehe
You don't think I look that good in real life? Hehehehehe
1 LipstickJohnson 2017-12-29
REMINDER: Sam Roberts is ugly
1 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-29
Don't think anyone is arguing the point or likely to forget.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-29
That fucking snarky, half angry face like he's some sort of badass. You're not, Sam. You were a little bitch who tried starting shit behind the scenes because you knew big brother Opie would protect you. The one time he didn't, you cowered in front of Pat Duffy. Anyone on that staff would have mopped the floor with you, including intern David, if he used his super Jewy powers. But of course Opie kept his little organ grinder monkey safe. You are dogshit on the radio and it's so good to see you finally get exposed so badly that even your old ballwashers can't defend you. I hope you catch your 5 of a wife taking deep creampies from Denny you hideous monstrosity.