Sam could salvage his looks if he shaved his head, trimmed the eyebrows, grew a killer mustache, bulked up a little at the gym, and started donning more grown-up attire.
Let's do a go fund me and see how many billboards we can get in small towns. Can you imagine this on the side of a building or a bus? This needs to be a campaign.
33 comments
1 danTHEdick 2017-12-29
This is fantastic.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-29
Club Soda Sammy
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-29
She got them Cocoa Puffs, GH.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-12-29
One can’t explain Sam’s looks. Because his face has no definition. Get it?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2017-12-29
Gilbert gottfried meets old billy crystol
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-12-29
Sidebar material
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Siderial.
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1 rahtin 2017-12-29
Bunch of fucking teenage girls around here.
1 Jake_91_420 2017-12-29
Don’t tell Ant
1 bmfanboy 2017-12-29
Voldemort lookin ass nigga
1 FloriganBrovers 2017-12-29
Looks like Big A with an afro.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-29
That is one ugly motherfucker.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-29
No way this is real.
1 AgentTimex 2017-12-29
It's like someone cut the beak off a toucan
1 jofreal 2017-12-29
Sam could salvage his looks if he shaved his head, trimmed the eyebrows, grew a killer mustache, bulked up a little at the gym, and started donning more grown-up attire.
1 doodoopeepees 2017-12-29
what are you, his wife?
1 geechsmellhound 2017-12-29
If he took HGH as a kid he stopped too early.
1 MonsterSteve 2017-12-29
This profile shot is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.
1 McGowan9 2017-12-29
He makes Beavis and Butthead look classically handsome.
1 kingship75 2017-12-29
So what, another 15 years or so?
1 VandalGay 2017-12-29
Let's do a go fund me and see how many billboards we can get in small towns. Can you imagine this on the side of a building or a bus? This needs to be a campaign.
1 geechsmellhound 2017-12-29
I have heard compound media has some billboards available really soon.
1 kingship75 2017-12-29
PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!
1 seedlesssoul 2017-12-29
Makes Eric Stoltz character in Mask seem fuckable.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2017-12-29
Where dat niggas chin go?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-29
Jim is a chin vacuum.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-29
Kinda resembles the giant head from the clown from IT
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2017-12-29
damn nigga🧟♂️
1 DOGOLOGY 2017-12-29
Can someone tell me if this is real or not? He's so fucking ugly and his dna is mixed with neanderthal that I can't tell
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-29
REAL
1 LipstickJohnson 2017-12-29
He really is a disgusting looking person. Who the hell would marry this corpse?
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-29
An average looking broad with esteem problems that he tricked into thinking he'd be a radio star.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-29
Side profile of Pennywise sans makeup.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-29
Jim is a chin vacuum.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-29
An average looking broad with esteem problems that he tricked into thinking he'd be a radio star.