He looks like a remote tribesman who was snatched up from the depths of Borneo, given a bath, dressed in "contemporary" clothes and posed next to the first Western world woman he's ever seen.
This chick meets Make A Wish kids a least once a month and basically open mouth kisses them, but with Sam her body language says it all... look how far away her hips are from his body. Leaning in, just barely.
23 comments
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-12-29
Why does he dress like he's in Bobby Smurda's crew? His giant rockface head makes him look like a gazzaturdelli's ham calzone with those pants.
1 NinetyFaaahve 2017-12-29
That massive space between his chicken legs is so odd looking. Everything about his appearance is disconcerting.
1 knitro 2017-12-29
Killer thigh gap!
1 Phkna1 2017-12-29
Queercore Rocky Dennis
1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-29
White guy, a Jew, a black, and a spic DNA all in one
1 WaterFromTheWell 2017-12-29
Sam is what happens when someone says "Beetlejuice" three times.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-12-29
Who is she though
1 aprosbro 2017-12-29
Lady wrestler. Becky Lynch.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-12-29
Thanks bud
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-29
Nice roots
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-12-29
Thats not her natural color?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-29
She's hot! .... the orange-haired one aint to bad neither!
Heyoooh
1 fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-29
What are those fucking ridges on the sides of his forehead? Does chicken tender goo go undigested and just deposit there or something?
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-29
"Kitt, warm up my chicken tendies and set destination to summerslam"
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-12-29
He looks like a remote tribesman who was snatched up from the depths of Borneo, given a bath, dressed in "contemporary" clothes and posed next to the first Western world woman he's ever seen.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-29
Her eyes tell a story, but look into Sam's...
A broken man, given-up, living day by day, unloved, unwanted....
1 Sks44 2017-12-29
It’s nice of that fake ginger lady to grant that kid’s Make A Wish.
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-29
Never post a URL to an image that doesn't end in a image format. Just upload them to reddit.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-29
Is that a tranny?
1 OutlawMemer 2017-12-29
No, it's Sam.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-12-29
Jesus he is ugly
1 OutlawMemer 2017-12-29
His head looks like a cavewoman giving birth.
1 CardinalMcGee 2017-12-29
That vein in his head is really bugging me
1 ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-29
This chick meets Make A Wish kids a least once a month and basically open mouth kisses them, but with Sam her body language says it all... look how far away her hips are from his body. Leaning in, just barely.
1 NinetyFaaahve 2017-12-29
That massive space between his chicken legs is so odd looking. Everything about his appearance is disconcerting.