It's just a fact. 40 is over-the-hill, that's when she'll have to worry. Right now, you can just bang her out and tell her to hit the bricks because you're busy. Those opportunities will erode after she passes 40.
Boy, it'd be a shame if the gym she goes to banned her for taking pictures in the locker room with other people. Most gyms look down on that kind of behavior.
She knows she's a whore but if she hopes if she pretends she hates men in the open it could make us all realize that shes a good girl who doesn't care about just wanting to be fucked and paid for her looks.
Break out the tinfoil hat you paranoid shit stain.
Those posed selfies in front of the window are so bone chillingly douchy, it's obvious who the fucking loser is. I just hope she jumps out that window tonight so we don't have to hear her apologize for being a dumb talentless yeast cunt with warlock thighs.
57 comments
1 SickleSellout 2017-12-28
Her face might be a 5 but those chebs are a strong 8.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-12-28
She's very funny.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-12-28
I think I'm about to laugh into t shirt
1 aceop 2017-12-28
I was ready to give up about halfway through after not even seeing a nipple.
1 kingship75 2017-12-28
Thanks, pal! This reply made me go back and scroll through the whole thing. Nice tits!
1 KangolVos 2017-12-28
She is brave, too.
1 cbanks420lol 2017-12-28
Her nudes leaked right before her new show came out. It got cancelled after a few episodes lol
1 pool-is-closed 2017-12-28
Just long enough for the director to get tired of fucking her.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-28
Pretty decent for 34. But hopefully she takes all the pics now. Those boobs aren't going to (((age well)).
1 TangerineReam 2017-12-28
34 is not old. She'll probably still look that way at 40
1 DisappointedGiraffe 2017-12-28
Look at this old nigga trying to defend this old bitch
1 TangerineReam 2017-12-28
It's just a fact. 40 is over-the-hill, that's when she'll have to worry. Right now, you can just bang her out and tell her to hit the bricks because you're busy. Those opportunities will erode after she passes 40.
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-28
Nah, bwen with a few girls over 30. That shit is way different.
1 HookerMouth82 2017-12-28
Anything over 25 is old.
1 ManbadFerrara 2017-12-28
Hi, Ant.
1 SickleSellout 2017-12-28
You're a decade off.
1 MonsteRain 2017-12-28
perhaps more than that
1 blackirishlad 2017-12-28
for her it is, she's not the evergreen type.
1 wellbabycheck 2017-12-28
She has the face of a doctor seuss character
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-28
Arrrgh she really does arrrgh
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-28
I like ur new bit dude, & what do pirates want? I think they want gold.
Woot woot.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-28
Shoot shoot yourself
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-28
I couldn't decipher ur message, do you mean onces or twice? I'll comply, but I've only got an air-pistol.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2017-12-28
Arrrgh saltwater and booty
1 expedition11g 2017-12-28
Yarr laffy taffy pussy lips
1 burlapsack69 2017-12-28
It would look better with a black eye and a broken nose.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-28
She looks like one of Santa's helper elves, or one of the townspeople from The Grinch
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-12-28
Boy, it'd be a shame if the gym she goes to banned her for taking pictures in the locker room with other people. Most gyms look down on that kind of behavior.
1 no1raniuk 2017-12-28
I hear satellite radio companies take a dim view of it as well.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-12-28
Ahaha this 6 at best really thinks she's hot
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-28
You gay.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-12-28
https://cdn.purelyceleb.com/2017/12/Iliza-Shlesinger-Nude-136.jpg she looks like Patti without the instagram filters
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-12-28
Da fuck is this shit ?
I kept scrolling down and there were no pictures of her penis.
1 SickleSellout 2017-12-28
I know I'm such a faggot. I apologise.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-12-28
I want to give her shitter a good rogering.
1 GableXX 2017-12-28
Lliza reminds me that all you need to be successful in show biz as a comedienne is be attractive and have a Jewish last name.
Schumer, Silverman, Whoopi Goldberg. That's all I can think of right now.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-28
But don’t objectify her, guys, come on now. She’s hilarious - you can tell from the pictures!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-28
I can't believe she would objectify herself like that! That's not what a strong, powerful womyn would do!
1 safka13 2017-12-28
Might be an unpopular opinion but her body is great.
1 ThePittWolf 2017-12-28
She knows she's a whore but if she hopes if she pretends she hates men in the open it could make us all realize that shes a good girl who doesn't care about just wanting to be fucked and paid for her looks.
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-28
Looks like a coke head
1 WaterFromTheWell 2017-12-28
What's up with the pic where her body looks like an ugly jigsaw puzzle put together all wrong?
1 spicysandwich80 2017-12-28
It's weird how hot the sexy instagram pics are, but then you get to the nudes and it's just an adequate naked woman.
1 ManbadFerrara 2017-12-28
What's with the inexplicable shit/grease smear on her asscheek in this photo?
1 Lilcumia 2017-12-28
Did all these leak from the fappening? Pretty cool.
1 danTHEdick 2017-12-28
Delco 6 w/ troll thighs and fish cunt.
1 JVLegend 2017-12-28
Maybe change your account the next time you rate her the exact same as the other bottom comment on this thread you fucking loser.
1 danTHEdick 2017-12-28
Break out the tinfoil hat you paranoid shit stain.
Those posed selfies in front of the window are so bone chillingly douchy, it's obvious who the fucking loser is. I just hope she jumps out that window tonight so we don't have to hear her apologize for being a dumb talentless yeast cunt with warlock thighs.
1 BaggySpandex 2017-12-28
You would almost think she's completely full of herself.
1 tar_baby33 2017-12-28
Haha...yeah her body is amazing but she’s the type to never let you forget it which gets annoying.
1 im_not 2017-12-28
Thin but not particularly athletic. She’s a 7 but she’ll plummet when she hits 40 and/or pumps out a kid
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-12-28
She's a woman of lower stock.
1 ExistentialAllegory 2017-12-28
She look ok for an old lady.
1 AnonCauseSJWsDoxx 2017-12-28
She has a disturbing amount of selfies of her own sex organs.
1 jackjackjackncoke 2017-12-28
Her and Natasha both had good leaks.
1 crookedmile 2017-12-28
Christ on a biscuit, I'd fuck her into a rape coma
1 theRealOpieraqio 2017-12-28
Meh. Nothing special.
1 Billyassman 2017-12-28
Very fuckable ass.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-28
You gay.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-28
I couldn't decipher ur message, do you mean onces or twice? I'll comply, but I've only got an air-pistol.
1 SickleSellout 2017-12-28
You're a decade off.
1 no1raniuk 2017-12-28
I hear satellite radio companies take a dim view of it as well.