An edge or line up is when they razor the hair line up by your temples. What this mongoloid is supposed to have is a shape up, or drop fade.
What’s the cockney term for a hair cut?
wtf please tell me thats a photoshop. Funny how there was no middle ground with Sam, he spent his 20s looking like a 14 year old and now in his 30s he looks 50
Why has this yellow/brown cock goblin pulled all the soapy pubics from a Mexican's laborer's shower plug and arranged them poorly on his comically misshapen head?
He might think it makes for a good picture. But it does not.
lol i get haircut with a black guy, and once you know the guy goes through like 6 different clipper sizes to do a fade and make it look like a proper transition then you're like oooo, that's why I just can't pass a clipper and fade it
You know if Sam would just fucking shave his head, trim his eyebrows, get plastic surgery to fix his bizarre forehead ridges and ape like lips, lift a weight, try to make his voice sound like a man instead of a child, eat a steak and some vegetables occasionally, and quit watching wrestling, he might not be such a hideous creep.
An edge or line up is when they razor the hair line up by your temples. What this mongoloid is supposed to have is a shape up, or drop fade.
What’s the cockney term for a hair cut?
50 comments
1 1Pink1Stink 2017-12-28
Is... Is that real?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-28
Completely authentic photo
1 dalcop 2017-12-28
No
1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-28
This barely looks better
1 dalcop 2017-12-28
Yes
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-28
Something something, shape it up with a shotgun.
Arrrg, HAHA HO-LEE SHIT! Arrrg
1 itsclivepeters 2017-12-28
Pete rose haircut
1 BigOpie 2017-12-28
“Hair like Cousin Jerry from Facts of life”
1 opiescrookedteeth 2017-12-28
Called an edge up, fam. Looks good too bruh
1 Dannyprecise 2017-12-28
Where is this shit called an edge up. It’s called a shape up.
1 Bob_Labla 2017-12-28
An edge or line up is when they razor the hair line up by your temples. What this mongoloid is supposed to have is a shape up, or drop fade. What’s the cockney term for a hair cut?
1 Dannyprecise 2017-12-28
This ugly nigga gets a tape up.
1 Bob_Labla 2017-12-28
Ooo forgot about that term. Haven’t been in a brotha barber shop in a while
1 Dannyprecise 2017-12-28
Lemon tree?
1 Bob_Labla 2017-12-28
Hell naw nigga. I go to a Puerto Rican shop. I like to get my hair washed by the chica with huge tits
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-28
Can you teach me how to talk to black people? They don't seem to like me
1 OsloJimmy 2017-12-28
He is morphing into a fucking troll
1 pomegranate2012 2017-12-28
That is the worst hair I've ever seen.
I wouldn't use that disgusting shaggy mop to wipe the dried up piss jam from around the edge of my toilet bowl.
This is a man who will soon be seen making his way to the hat shop!
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-28
I think that is mean. I would Def use his hair to mop up piss. Try being more inclusive
1 rahtin 2017-12-28
That's what your socks are for
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-12-28
Uruk-hai are real.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-28
Pretty sure the Uruks have some muscle mass.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-28
Sam is so hideous that ive been having a hard time spotting fake pictures of him on here lately. Keep up the good work
1 rickygri 2017-12-28
Why are his eyes so pink now
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-12-28
Clown aids
1 meanmug247 2017-12-28
Gay meningitis
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-12-28
Oh shit it took me a minute to get the men part. Brilliant.
1 meanmug247 2017-12-28
The credit goes to Ronnie b and fez Whatley. I hope fez is enjoying this as much as we are.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-28
All that candy in his head.
1 Senators86 2017-12-28
wtf please tell me thats a photoshop. Funny how there was no middle ground with Sam, he spent his 20s looking like a 14 year old and now in his 30s he looks 50
1 dave72988 2017-12-28
I'm genuinely curious besides being bald or using a shotgun, what does everyone think the best thing he could do with his hair? Maybe super-short?
1 pomegranate2012 2017-12-28
Why has this yellow/brown cock goblin pulled all the soapy pubics from a Mexican's laborer's shower plug and arranged them poorly on his comically misshapen head?
He might think it makes for a good picture. But it does not.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-28
very subtle, vurrry good
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-28
Why would you even photoshop him here when the real picture is hideous enough to make you wonder
1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-28
Jesus Christ. Hes a reptilian
1 halareous 2017-12-28
why doesn't he just shave it off? It's disgusting
1 Mikekekeke 2017-12-28
Just shave it and wear hats. If that doesn't fix it, I suggest he rearrange his body like Lady Di's baby daddy did.
1 BigOpie 2017-12-28
What the fuck is that pink shit around his eyes? Even his skin doesn’t make sense
1 JoeKhurr 2017-12-28
lol i get haircut with a black guy, and once you know the guy goes through like 6 different clipper sizes to do a fade and make it look like a proper transition then you're like oooo, that's why I just can't pass a clipper and fade it
1 jofreal 2017-12-28
He needs to don a lucha libre mask when out in public. The visual paper trail his exposed countenance provides is far too problematic and haunting.
1 NiggaMullen 2017-12-28
This worldly nigga never had a steak and don't know what a lineup is.
Someone should bitch slap his gay ass father.
1 alwaysacomedian 2017-12-28
He's the retarded Wooly Willy
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-28
Vinnie Jones fucked Sam's mom.
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-28
He's got the look.
And by that I mean the look of a Neanderthal at the museum
1 zackb1991 2017-12-28
He looks just like my aunt.
She's a massive dyke.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-28
You know if Sam would just fucking shave his head, trim his eyebrows, get plastic surgery to fix his bizarre forehead ridges and ape like lips, lift a weight, try to make his voice sound like a man instead of a child, eat a steak and some vegetables occasionally, and quit watching wrestling, he might not be such a hideous creep.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2017-12-28
This nigga looks like Cousin Skeeter.
1 Kingpoopra 2017-12-28
They turned him loose of the nervous hospital. Poor little feller...
1 lrn2grow 2017-12-28
he would look so much better if he shaved it down at this point
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-28
Mongrels...not even once.
1 commissarjb 2017-12-28
Why are we forcing each other to look at multiple pictures of this thing everyday? Do we really all hate each other that much?
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-12-28
Holy shit this nigga needs to get some sleep
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-28
Love these member' berries
1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-28
This barely looks better
1 Bob_Labla 2017-12-28
An edge or line up is when they razor the hair line up by your temples. What this mongoloid is supposed to have is a shape up, or drop fade. What’s the cockney term for a hair cut?