Smart. Let's make a list of them, for research purposes only.

I’ll take "Lists” for a hundred, Alex

“What is the last thing your wife made before her accident?”

I would like a lawyer, Alex.

I miss drinking with Kiwis. Those sheep fuckers are never boring and never allow their crippling alcoholism stop a party.

The lads do like a tip or two or eight

yea, show yourselves, you jellied eel eating bastards.

We don’t all eat eels. In fact, the Indian (dot, not feather) food is really good

my nephew married a Sikh girl and she always brings crazy dishes to family events. there's this curry shrimp she makes that is amazing but gives me explosive shits within 20 minutes.

Holy fucking faggotry.

Perhaps some fish and chips, friend

The Crown is a good show.

No, not the BBC show ... the fucking “Crown.”

Yes. I understood and made a lampoon. I was lampooning you. You've been lampooned.

Soccer blows

I think you mean football. Yes, we collectively believe that Tom Brady blows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJokRFEAupg

Soccer is actually a European term. Americans dropped the "Gridiron" from "Gridiron football" before you cunts dropped "soccer" from "soccer football."

And since so many foreigners love your faggot game, you claim we're wrong since you have the numbers. But it is you who are wrong. So very wrong.

I'm from Australia, but the crown/commonwealth can suck my dick.

Perhaps some fish and chips, friend