Of all the porn stars they could have on, why is it Mary Jean?

21  2017-12-28 by TinKnockinMoroccan

I'm not strictly opposed to pornstars. There are certainly some with fun personalities, hobbies and interesting stories in addition to having sex on camera. Fuck, at least Sue Lighting plays video games, watches anime and cosplays.

Why did Jim settle on this clay faced, balding skank with no talent or redeeming qualities of any kind?

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watches anime and cosplays

Gayer than the penis.

Could you imagine Sue trying to explain some obscure anime or manga to nana Jim?

Sue will only commit if Nortowne can name all gen 1 Pokemon

Sue could describe Cowboy Bebop to Jim and he'd just go to his standard "It stinks! It's not good! Hiyeeee ohhh yeee ohhh! Fuck you! Animation stinks"

Stop trying to normalize anime & video games in your 30s, you utter faggot.

I'm not in my 30's and I don't watch anime or play many video games either.

Fuck all y'all. I'm in my early 40s w/ a wife and two young sons. Video games keep me fucking sane. It's also cheaper than an alcohol problem and/or a mistress.

She's Spanish so Sam thinks it will give him street credibility to have a brown skin on his show.

Surprisingly, most pornstars have a level of dignity.

I think he tried with that tall white one that came a couple of times but she's actually successful and doesn't want to hang out with an anorexic edging faggot.

That one lives in LA.

You forgot obnoxious voice/ speech pattern.

Lisa Ann, amongst other pornstars hang at NY clubs, "dis bich' ah cheap ho"

I fucking hate the word cosplay. You dress up. You wear costumes.

Cosplay makes it sound like some fruity fetish thing.

AJ Applegate

Adriana Chechik

Dani Daniels

Alexis Texas

Lexi Belle?

Nope. Mary "genetic disaster" Jean.....

Really aiming high there guys.....

Alexis Texas has dead eyes

I know. Between her & AJ Applegate, I pick AJ everytime.

Still, that hiney though.....

🍑🍑🍑

Damn, I jerked off watching AJ a few hours ago.

It was quite exquisite.

She's one of my "personal" favs. (Her Ass alone....bodacious)

Why can't Jiminsam ever get her on the radio?

I want to wear her ass like a mask.

I want to wear her thighs as earmuffs......

A-GOOSH

I want to give her a mediocre rogering at best.

https://i.imgur.com/3ByF3Ob.jpg

I'd Love to be the worst, most disappointing Fuck in her life

igottagojackoffnow

Not a bad point. I dislike DVDSA (or whatever that David Cho thing is called), but Asa Akira actually isn't that bad on it.

I don't know any porn star's names but I'll take your word for it.

Cause they like pot and that's her name? No.... Cause she's an attractive black women? No.... Cause she's fucking Jim? No.... Cause she's funny on the radio? No..... I blame the Rooney rule.

She fucks Jim and tells Sam that he's handsome.

There's your answer.

Stars really.