He is stealing money in otherwords, not actually forging a successful career.
He is a D List nobody who is forced out of either financial concerns or sheer laziness to do an embarrassing show with not just one, but now two guys he has no chemsitry with and dislikes immensely.
The cutesy hamming it up for the camera is something he would've ripped apart (fraudulently) when he didn't have soy milk coursing through his veins. Really is a chameleon worm.
I know I'll sound like a silly goose saying this, but really, the nutritional habits of everyone involved in the O&A universe are just downright poor, if I may be so bold. Patrice basically killed himself following a "Skinny Bitch" vegan diet that he learned from a rapper, either Capone or Noreaga, I forget which. That's actually true, he told the story before, somewhere around the #70-80 of the O&A shows, and like a year later he mentioned it on the show again and he finally realized that all the soy he was eating was ruining his health. Sam is obviously just an irredeemable mess in this department. Opie and Yimmy both eat like 80's housewives, and are worse for wear because of it. I mean, say what you will about Joe Rogan, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
That fat fuck is incapable of drinking anything without adding sugar to it. I say this dispassionately and without malice: if he’s still alive in 10 years I’ll be shocked.
Elk meat and protein powders made by a rubber pussy salesmen.
As meme-ish as it's become, I do think something along the paleo / primal / "ancestral" diet line is generally pretty good. It's at least a good starting point for most people. I'm pretty convincded of the arguments for animal foods, I don't think meat or fat is anything to be afraid of (over the years I think a lot of the carb-phobia in the paleo world is also a little overblown). The more orthodox Joe Rogan type of paleo, in the vein of Robb Wolf, or even Mark Sisson, is largely pretty good, but more detailed, more scientifically rigorous, and actually easier to follow, nutrition guidelines by Shou Ching Jaminet or Stephan Guyenet have more rigorous science behind them.
Few of them looked pretty good without the makeup. Had that girl next door sort of look to them. They'll age well and still look cute when they're old.
Luckily for all of them that the makeup really does change the way most of them look. The ones who eventually leave the business and get married and have kids should be pretty safe and not have to worry about anyone recognizing them.
I don’t see what the attraction he has for her.. and the other day when they had her on the phone and they were playing the audio that dummy thought that they had Luis Gomez in the studio...
The entire state of NY has blown a load on this bathroom floor that calls itself a person and Norton the cum slurping worm can't get his sausage marinated. He really is a faggot. His mother must be ashamed.
What's his infatuation with her? She's ugly as fuck, completely uninteresting, the farthest thing from funny, and is hardly the only porn whore that Jimmy has access to.
Am I the only one that hopes these two finally get together and start a long term relationship?
They really are perfect for each other. Mary Jean would indulge Jim's every submissive fantasy and take care of Jim into his old age just to inherit the Norton fortune.
What's that you say? Crazy porn star drama? It's a fair point but Jim is never going to find his perfect Bailey Jay.
73 comments
1 aceop 2017-12-27
Girls love having a gay confidante.
1 knitro 2017-12-27
The only person more depraved than the average whore is the average gay.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-27
One never knows when the homosexual is about.
1 bitchgotapeckah 2017-12-27
He has money, a good career, and awesome friends. Yet he somehow manages to be a pathetic loser.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-12-27
He's a pathetic loser. Yet somehow he manages to have money, a good career, and awesome friends.
1 TacolasCage 2017-12-27
He has a pathetic career, loser friends, and for some reason has awesome money.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2017-12-27
He's a queen, fame and money don't change that.
1 i_suck_knicker_digg 2017-12-27
Don't do one of those gay Reddit comment chains where you switch up the order of words
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-12-27
Switch up the words of those gay reddit comment chains where you don't.
1 soflodude23 2017-12-27
he's a cocksucker
1 EastSideDan 2017-12-27
He has a good career?
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2017-12-27
He makes a lot of money for talking for a few hours a week while being completely uninteresting and unfunny, so yeah.
1 EastSideDan 2017-12-27
He is stealing money in otherwords, not actually forging a successful career.
He is a D List nobody who is forced out of either financial concerns or sheer laziness to do an embarrassing show with not just one, but now two guys he has no chemsitry with and dislikes immensely.
Good career
1 McGowan9 2017-12-27
She tongue punches negro anus on film for a living but a kiss on the cheek from the worm makes her cry.
How Jimmy hasn't killed himself yet is a miracle.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-12-27
You have a way with words.
1 Anarox 2017-12-27
Her look is that of a woman disgusted, Norton is top creep no doubt
1 aceop 2017-12-27
The cutesy hamming it up for the camera is something he would've ripped apart (fraudulently) when he didn't have soy milk coursing through his veins. Really is a chameleon worm.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-12-27
I know I'll sound like a silly goose saying this, but really, the nutritional habits of everyone involved in the O&A universe are just downright poor, if I may be so bold. Patrice basically killed himself following a "Skinny Bitch" vegan diet that he learned from a rapper, either Capone or Noreaga, I forget which. That's actually true, he told the story before, somewhere around the #70-80 of the O&A shows, and like a year later he mentioned it on the show again and he finally realized that all the soy he was eating was ruining his health. Sam is obviously just an irredeemable mess in this department. Opie and Yimmy both eat like 80's housewives, and are worse for wear because of it. I mean, say what you will about Joe Rogan, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
1 HaHaHoLeeShit 2017-12-27
What does Joe eat aside from elk that he catches with his bare hands
1 ClownFartExpress 2017-12-27
As much as it fucks with your hormones, I don't think soy is what gave Patrice diabetes.
1 pool-is-closed 2017-12-27
The Patrice conversation should have been this simple:
"What do I eat so I don't die?"
"Less."
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-27
And don’t forget that hopeless glutton Erock.
That fat fuck is incapable of drinking anything without adding sugar to it. I say this dispassionately and without malice: if he’s still alive in 10 years I’ll be shocked.
1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-27
Are you familiar with the whole Patrice story?
1 Hanarable 2017-12-27
What’s the best diet you would suggest?
1 DeclanGunn 2017-12-27
Elk meat and protein powders made by a rubber pussy salesmen.
As meme-ish as it's become, I do think something along the paleo / primal / "ancestral" diet line is generally pretty good. It's at least a good starting point for most people. I'm pretty convincded of the arguments for animal foods, I don't think meat or fat is anything to be afraid of (over the years I think a lot of the carb-phobia in the paleo world is also a little overblown). The more orthodox Joe Rogan type of paleo, in the vein of Robb Wolf, or even Mark Sisson, is largely pretty good, but more detailed, more scientifically rigorous, and actually easier to follow, nutrition guidelines by Shou Ching Jaminet or Stephan Guyenet have more rigorous science behind them.
1 Sex-Mad 2017-12-27
Tuesdays with Whorey
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-27
Did- did you just call this brave and badass woman who happens to have sex for money a "WHORE"??!?!
1 Sex-Mad 2017-12-27
She'll suck every dick but mine, 'cause it's small and whatnot. I'm flabbergasted.
1 jtormeyx 2017-12-27
He brings his own salad.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-27
If he's mad, he doesn't shut the door all the way when he leaves.
1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-27
This might be the most female worm thing he does over all else. He really does need a good punch to face one day
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-27
Well-tossed
1 Alansmithee22 2017-12-27
This is a man turning 50 years old in a few short months....
1 TheWelfareMan 2017-12-27
She might have the ugliest face of any active porn star
1 sumant28 2017-12-27
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkQhXR1N36K41j_QGQb9mf2kO8_DxgIp5evVp7GT_yV6no8CrCIgBcs2aTGA
1 quasi100 2017-12-27
some of these are pretty rough https://imgur.com/a/RnrZZ#y6imxmr
1 iSOBigD 2017-12-27
Fake eyelashes and eye shadow go a loooong way.
1 HaHaHoLeeShit 2017-12-27
and a couple of them were fucking beautiful... I want to put a collar around Sarah Luv and take her clothes shopping
1 DaveNone 2017-12-27
Few of them looked pretty good without the makeup. Had that girl next door sort of look to them. They'll age well and still look cute when they're old.
Luckily for all of them that the makeup really does change the way most of them look. The ones who eventually leave the business and get married and have kids should be pretty safe and not have to worry about anyone recognizing them.
1 brmlb 2017-12-27
they’re so cute! love it 🌹❤️
1 JerseyLowLife 2017-12-27
She nasty.
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-27
I don’t see what the attraction he has for her.. and the other day when they had her on the phone and they were playing the audio that dummy thought that they had Luis Gomez in the studio...
1 Raptoroo 2017-12-27
Holy fuck that's hilarious, any chance you could link a show and timestamp that shit?
1 Mikekekeke 2017-12-27
Jim would be the guy who goes to strip clubs because he's in love with one of the strippers. He thinks it's okay because he has a radio show, though.
1 Phkna1 2017-12-27
I cannot decide which one of them is more hideous and pathetic.
1 Rainbowuser13 2017-12-27
Both.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-27
The entire state of NY has blown a load on this bathroom floor that calls itself a person and Norton the cum slurping worm can't get his sausage marinated. He really is a faggot. His mother must be ashamed.
1 BaneBannon 2017-12-27
Cornball: One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-27
There's a NYC spic/nig mongrel at my job who has the same spherical TMNT/Francine Frensky face that this pile has
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-27
So when's the lynching?
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-27
I dunno, I've got a lot on my plate
1 myblackdog86 2017-12-27
Nasty, pancake-faced sponge head
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-27
Imagine your dad at 50 doing this.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-12-27
I’ve seen my widowed father at 58 do shit like this, and it’s every bit as pathetic as you’re leading on.
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-27
Come on guys, he has the money, ofcourse he is fuckn her. She prob gave a deal for exposure.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-27
This is closer to sexual assault than what Louis CK did
1 crookedmile 2017-12-27
Nasty-ass talking McNugget
1 sryan8913 2017-12-27
I can almost guarantee they're trolling you guys in that second pic.
1 Sex-Mad 2017-12-27
This same cunt didn't understand the "STU" headphones joke. Do you think she can comprehend trolling beyond picturing those toy dolls?
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-27
Holy fuck that was her? My hatred grows each day for this porn star radio killer.
1 pool-is-closed 2017-12-27
I don't think that was her.
1 marty82 2017-12-27
he's such creepy little fag.
1 newsdaylaura18 2017-12-27
That face is the equivalent of whale eyes on a dog
1 TacoTrots 2017-12-27
What's his infatuation with her? She's ugly as fuck, completely uninteresting, the farthest thing from funny, and is hardly the only porn whore that Jimmy has access to.
1 assreaper 2017-12-27
Cause Jim hates us and feeds on our anger.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-12-27
Jim has become a soy boy
1 Buffphan 2017-12-27
The finger in lip thing is infuriating.
1 danimalplanimal 2017-12-27
she wants some Jimmy dick soooo bad
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-27
He's just hoping for a taste of whichever porn stud's load might be left over from her last video.
1 itsclivepeters 2017-12-27
What a fucking faggot.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-27
The "I really am an ugly, stupid, no chin zilch" version of Jim needs to be pulled out of retirement as soon as possible.
1 dave72988 2017-12-27
This should be an advertisement for why older men should get their testosterone tested.
1 68rouge 2017-12-27
Friendzone faggot
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-12-27
Am I the only one that hopes these two finally get together and start a long term relationship?
They really are perfect for each other. Mary Jean would indulge Jim's every submissive fantasy and take care of Jim into his old age just to inherit the Norton fortune.
What's that you say? Crazy porn star drama? It's a fair point but Jim is never going to find his perfect Bailey Jay.
1 sumant28 2017-12-27
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkQhXR1N36K41j_QGQb9mf2kO8_DxgIp5evVp7GT_yV6no8CrCIgBcs2aTGA
1 quasi100 2017-12-27
some of these are pretty rough https://imgur.com/a/RnrZZ#y6imxmr