Banned from r/jokes for this post

14  2017-12-27 by TonyFromLongIsland

27 comments

Citation from /opieanthony for the same post

At least they kept it. The fags here would have removed it

The fags here...that really narrows it down.

Make another account, use the same joke but say Christians.

Or say Drumpf

I NEVER understood Drumpf. What the fuck does it even mean?

God liberals are the worst at making nicknames.

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It makes even less sense when you take into account the astronomical number of European immigrants from that era who changed their surname to something more palatable by the anglo tongue. Half of the people calling him that probably had a great grandfather who did the same fucking thing as soon as they left whatever shit hole they originated from.

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That guy makes some good points, vampires are immortal unless they continue feeding. I guess it could have been worded better but I enjoyed it. I guess unlike a Muslim, vampires can feed and have a cool down period whereas a Muslim has to continue to feed off blood until they themselves are martyrdomed in the process? I think vampires goal is to never die whereas a Muslim seeks death more than anything.

BLUMPH!

Upvoted that muuug anyway. Muslims can suck a fart out of my asshole.

I'm glad someone showed up in the comments to explain the logical issues with your joke.

“Fuck off” says the tough guy liberal. Oooooo look out for this badass. He’s brave enough to stand up to “racists” on the internet but not brave enough to have an honest opinion about the most insanely violent religion on earth.

Leftists are such fucking faggots.

Triggered?

Cute.

Scared to face up to the original meaning of "triggered" because it frequently applies to you? This person is pointing out something stupid, not demanding to be referred to as a xe/xey/xem

Xem?

Sounds like you've studied the topic more than I have. Glad to see that you take the time to learn non-binary personal pronouns.

I think it's too much work but good on you.

I have n i idea if those are real ones, but it does seem like you're getting in over your head trying to use words you don't understand then

It's cute how you come to the defense of your buddy. I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

You guys are so easy to bother.

Dont be shmarmy dude

Get a room you two

Cunt?

DAE muslims are violence?

I wonder if any of those dumb fucks on /r/jokes will even understand my burqa reference

I hope there are no "dad jokes" on there. My father molested me and I find nothing about that to be very funny.

OMG GUYZ I DRESSED AS A KLANSMAN AND ENTERED AN NAACP EVENT AND WAS POLITELY EXCUSED FROM THE BUILDING

SO FUCKING UNREASONABLE!

This post.

Were you looking in a mirror?

Look at Anthony Cumia and you can't tell the difference.