O&A: Obsession & Assimilation in the O&A Universe
71 2017-12-27 by IsThatJesus
Noted French philosopher and pedophile Michel Foucault once observed that censorship, in fact, demands more illicit speech. To ban speech, one must classify and observe and document, conjuring up new vocabularies for unspeakable words.
In discussing the age of repression of the Bourgeoise societies, Foucault stated, "the tightening up of the rules of decorum likely did produce, as a countereffect, a valorization and intensification of indecent speech".
Opie and Anthony's own era of repression began on July 3rd of 2014, when Nietschean philosopher Anthony Cumia was fired for a series of experimental tweets. What I propose to document here is the true impact of repression on two of the chief luminaries of the Opie and Anthony Universe: Anthony Cumia, mentioned above, and James Joseph Norton Jr.
It is a noted psychological principal that obsession leads to assimilation. It was very well what Foucault was observing with his documentation of failed censorship. And it is this simple fact of psychoanalysis that led to their respective success and failure.
Norton, whose sexual proclivities walled him off from blue collar society, found his place in the comedy world. The United States places no value on maintaining an intelligentsia, and its closest replacement is in the East Coast "comedy scene", where-in individuals such as Norton rise to prominence through scathing critiques of the failings of capitalism (of which, as the original comedian Karl Marx observed, there are many).
Norton's chief fixation was the illusive "hack comedian", one who lacks the sharp reflexes needed. Norton channeled his fixation through the character of "Chip".
With the demise of Opie and Anthony, Norton had no distractions. His fixation with "hacks" grew and grew until Norton had assimilated them entirely: Norton launched a podcast as Chip which eclipsed his radio show's success. Thus, Norton was no longer playing Chip, but rather Chip playing Norton. Obsession led to assimilation, but here also to success.
Cumia's fixations took him down a darker road, figuratively and literally. Obsessed with racist preconceptions of African Americans, Cumia underwent a transformation that disconcerted friends and enemies alike. As photographic records will attest, he gradually left the white race. The obvious connection is to Rachel Dolezal, though in my view the better comparison is with Martina Adam.
Having embraced his trans-racial status, Anthony Cumia then performed the prophecy he had set for himself: in 2015 he was arrested for criminal strangulation. Thus, Cumia became what he feared most: a person of color with a criminal record.
35 comments
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-27
Words cannot express how much I hate this and you.
1 IsThatJesus 2017-12-27
I am currently writing a five hundred page dissertation on the repressed homosexual undertones of Opie and Anthony from a Sausserean perspective.
If you're interested, I can send it to you.
1 Hereforthemuffdive 2017-12-27
Fuck you this was great
This (on top of being hilarious) even has strange truth to it. The more angry and racist Ant has gotten through the years, the less white he has become.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-27
Erroneous. Go look at photos of him from the WAAF days. Dude looks like a Dothraki from Game of Thrones.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2017-12-27
He looked like Captain Hook
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2017-12-27
1 ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-27
Why
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-27
I think you've just earned your masters in peckery. Very nice work.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2017-12-27
Wait until he passes our peer review before singing his praises.
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-27
Are you feeling ok?
1 boring_oneliner 2017-12-27
Foucault was a hack
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-12-27
Self important douche
1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-27
Just going the Foucaultian.
1 drunk8gods 2017-12-27
Civilian
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2017-12-27
im going with, college sophmore educated at most, high school senior at the earliest.
you lost me at 'Nietschean philosopher Anthony Cumia' youre going to have a really hard time setting that one up. everything after that is try hard.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-12-27
That's the bit you fucking dumbbell
1 TheTigerDriver 2017-12-27
Magnificent.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-27
Tsss arrrgh ye what about magnifidollar or summit arrrgh
1 StuntPeckah 2017-12-27
Can't tell if hidden Vos plug or complete waste of time.
1 stevex42 2017-12-27
nigger
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-27
This really puckers my anus...
1 sindrone7 2017-12-27
You forgot the vos plug
1 ThePittWolf 2017-12-27
My girl almost caught me reading this. I'm going to go swallow some pills.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-27
Just because it has tits doesn't make him a "girl," loser.
1 Reaktif 2017-12-27
Well said. But I prefer to view the middle era O&A show through the prism of Hegelian Dialectic.
I also submit that Anthony is best understood as a Moorish General Othello. Just a black man who had to choke a bitch
1 Nulltor 2017-12-27
You misspelled principle, and bourgeois doesn't require capitalisation. Apart from that this is meth babble at its finest.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2017-12-27
Foucault stinks and I don't like him !
1 McGowan9 2017-12-27
You lost me at "Nietschean."
1 BergStonewall 2017-12-27
God fucking damn you. Wanna be my gf?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-12-27
I didn't read this, but I'm pretty sure you called Anthony a fag, so cool.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-27
This sounds like some Psychoanalysis 101 with O&A madlibs.
1 sherockradio 2017-12-27
Chip was more the autonomous partial object of Jimmy that kept piping up until he finally became it.
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-12-27
I can't really disprove anything you're saying, therefore it must be right.
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-12-27
Sure this Foucault nonsense flies, but my Opie Camus fan fiction gets downvoted to oblivion.
1 IsThatJesus 2017-12-27
Together we can foster an air of intellectualism in this subreddit.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-27
What do I understand about this postmodern mambo jambo? What happened to the good old days when you could have your container of coffee on the job site and quietly go on with your work?
1 egates09 2017-12-27
still waiting for the peckahs
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-27
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Opie & Anthony...
1 IsThatJesus 2017-12-27
Together we can foster an air of intellectualism in this subreddit.