But Marlon Brando had a great career with many accolades.. Opie has been only in the spotlight for the following:
- April Fools joke in which they told Boston that Mayor Menino was dead.. got famous for being fired.
- The Teen Voyeaur Bus - but that sent Little Yimmy to jail... yawn forgot about almost immediately...
- Sex for Sam in which a third rate comic called in explaining an act of anal sex in St Patricks Cathedral and subsequently fired and sidelined for 2 years...
Then it went downhill and less people cared...
The homeless guy incident in which some crazy person made death threats on the air...
Cake Stomp
even did not get much credit for Anthony Weiner’s leaked dick pic... that went to Andrew Breitbart..
Anthony fired (although Opie had “nothing” to do with it - he picked up some attention).
and finally the coup de grace... filming a mumbling naked fat guy on a toilet and making it public... and at this point NO ONE cared...
Reminds me of something Bonnie said; when asking Lynsi if she was bothered my Opie's woes, she said "I'll let the maids wipe my tears", probably meaning fuck him, the money's good
Given Opie's stupidity it must be incredibly easy to manipulate him and minimize your interactions with him to minutes a day on average. I am sure that is one of the few skills Lynsi developed in her life other than sucking cock and shopping.
Actually she's too good looking for someone to complain about her toothy, no suction blowjobs so she will get away with it until she's like 40.
I can barely listen to my favorite show because of this fucking idiot. If he's 10% of the guy he is on the O&A and I was married with children to him, I'd drown my kids then self immolate.
Not even, the amount of times they'd be jocktobering some radio show with some top ten list, and Opie would non ironically join in with his opinon not realizing he is jocktober fodder.
I disagree....I think he knew fine well that that was EXACTLY what he was, and how lottery-level lucky he was to have escaped it, and that's why he took more relish than anyone else in the destruction of those terrible shows....
Riffing on Jimmy? Aww c’mon! Don’t you know that this man used to be half of the most amazing radio duo in the world and that he has more talent in his pinky finger than some dumb morning show hack?
She is damn sure fucking someone but it ain't him and I can guarantee you she isn't poor either. That philly skank has him over a barrel. He can't have her divorcing him now at his lowest moment ever so he has to give her whatever she wants and let her do whatever she wants.
The fact that this dunce had a career where he made millions of dollars is enraging. I cant think of anyone with less talent and more undeserving than this asshole.
How do you have a work partner that in the last 3 years, got fired for racial tweets, got arrested for domestic abuse, has been accused of banging trannys and 14 year olds, and still come off as more embarrassing?
Not even, the amount of times they'd be jocktobering some radio show with some top ten list, and Opie would non ironically join in with his opinon not realizing he is jocktober fodder.
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19 SpudsCuckley 2017-12-26
She wasn't home. That's why he was ballsy enough to remove the plastic from the couch, but dumb enough to keep it in frame.
8 Dr-Seepage 2017-12-26
Yeah, and mr rebel without a cause here is wasting time taking whacky pictures and not taking that basket of laundry upstairs to fold.
1 -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2017-12-26
He's like a retarted Marlon Brando.
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-26
But Marlon Brando had a great career with many accolades.. Opie has been only in the spotlight for the following: - April Fools joke in which they told Boston that Mayor Menino was dead.. got famous for being fired.
- The Teen Voyeaur Bus - but that sent Little Yimmy to jail... yawn forgot about almost immediately...
- Sex for Sam in which a third rate comic called in explaining an act of anal sex in St Patricks Cathedral and subsequently fired and sidelined for 2 years...
Then it went downhill and less people cared...
6 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-26
Arrrgh good catch also ever'thin' is all whoite and clean 'cept Opie his Bessy must 'ate 'is 'obo tits 'avin arse arrrgh
3 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-12-26
Astutely put.
5 joomommyhappy 2017-12-26
I was thinking he's in the new bachelor digs.
8 Toss__Pot 2017-12-26
Reminds me of something Bonnie said; when asking Lynsi if she was bothered my Opie's woes, she said "I'll let the maids wipe my tears", probably meaning fuck him, the money's good
15 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-26
I can't imagine the amount of money someone would need to cope with this idiot.
Imagine agreeing to live with such an utterly valueless bag of shit.
7 Foddashow 2017-12-26
She's likely as vacuous
3 LentilSoup6969 2017-12-26
Given Opie's stupidity it must be incredibly easy to manipulate him and minimize your interactions with him to minutes a day on average. I am sure that is one of the few skills Lynsi developed in her life other than sucking cock and shopping.
Actually she's too good looking for someone to complain about her toothy, no suction blowjobs so she will get away with it until she's like 40.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-26
I'm almost certain she's never sucked off Opie.
In fact I'm almost certain that no one has ever put Opie's tiny prick in their mouth except maybe his stupid, dead father when Tits was an infant.
3 loperetti 2017-12-26
I can barely listen to my favorite show because of this fucking idiot. If he's 10% of the guy he is on the O&A and I was married with children to him, I'd drown my kids then self immolate.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-26
She's guaranteed to be equally worthless.
8 Pr0gNuT 2017-12-26
The pinnacle of comedy. He really is a zoo crew hack.
2 loperetti 2017-12-26
Not even, the amount of times they'd be jocktobering some radio show with some top ten list, and Opie would non ironically join in with his opinon not realizing he is jocktober fodder.
1 anjabro 2017-12-26
I disagree....I think he knew fine well that that was EXACTLY what he was, and how lottery-level lucky he was to have escaped it, and that's why he took more relish than anyone else in the destruction of those terrible shows....
5 LynsifucksBam 2017-12-26
Ex wife*
3 sink_tinkler 2017-12-26
He's really going to great lengths to cover up that botched eye-job.
3 deyterkyerjerb 2017-12-26
He's gonna start a new podcast called the Chop Chopperson Podocust. should be a hit.
2 jtormeyx 2017-12-26
Jimmy has a white couch too.
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-26
Riffing on Jimmy? Aww c’mon! Don’t you know that this man used to be half of the most amazing radio duo in the world and that he has more talent in his pinky finger than some dumb morning show hack?
2 Kalikhead 2017-12-26
What sort of idiot wife would let him sit on a white couch while he has shitty unwashed sweats on?
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-26
2 TriangleDimes 2017-12-26
happy holidays you spiraling hack
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-26
In this country, we say "Murrrry Faaaaaawkin Christmas!"
2 RacistPigeon 2017-12-26
He's wacky! Loooooookkkoooouuuutttt!
1 htownnucca 2017-12-26
That's not the plastic old ladies use to keep their couches nice, that's new furniture plastic. He's had to move to a new apartment.
1 Midian9876 2017-12-26
It is. I bet he took this pic thinking ‘ ‘This will show her how much fun I am having without the kids and home.’
1 joomommyhappy 2017-12-26
Given how much of an insecure zilch he is on a professional level, I can't imagine what he's like when it comes to the amore.
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2017-12-26
tss what about the aless?
1 RoosterBrains 2017-12-26
Hmm I think you are on to something
1 Kingpoopra 2017-12-26
Furniture yumah
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1 StuntPeckah 2017-12-26
I wish I could think of something clever to say but I'm overwhelmed by what a tool he is...
1 Bizzyguy 2017-12-26
why does this "man" feel the need to cover up his eye lifts and balding in every picture?
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-12-26
If you look at the reflection in the window, there is nothing there. I think the Opster had to move out and get himself a new apartment.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2017-12-26
That's exactly what this is. He's all by himself in a new apartment. He has nothing but bills to pay.
1 Alvalanker 2017-12-26
The first thing I noticed was the stupid plastic on his stupid furniture. Is he an old woman?
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-26
yes
1 DaveNone 2017-12-26
She is damn sure fucking someone but it ain't him and I can guarantee you she isn't poor either. That philly skank has him over a barrel. He can't have her divorcing him now at his lowest moment ever so he has to give her whatever she wants and let her do whatever she wants.
1 malvin77 2017-12-26
Feigning fake smiles, “that’s a great bit hon...” while she keeps checking her phone to see what divorce lawyers have emailed her back.
1 EYE8OPIE 2017-12-26
The fact that this dunce had a career where he made millions of dollars is enraging. I cant think of anyone with less talent and more undeserving than this asshole.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-26
Enraging? Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-12-26
Sorry everybody, the word "enraging" is now off limits. Hack shit.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-26
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're still doing this shit?
1 PHDinSounding 2017-12-26
Douches chills. I fucking hate him. For real
1 Opprobriousness 2017-12-26
I don't have any witty quips, I just want to call him "Professor Faggot".
1 garyfromflorida 2017-12-26
You spelled Bam wrong
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-12-26
hobo nose
1 rachel_stabs_ppl 2017-12-26
What, you don't think an old man dressing up in zany costumes is hilarious??
1 To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-26
See that house around the weirdo? That's all his poor fucking wife cares about. As long as he keeps that, she's good.
1 irishwhip03 2017-12-26
How do you have a work partner that in the last 3 years, got fired for racial tweets, got arrested for domestic abuse, has been accused of banging trannys and 14 year olds, and still come off as more embarrassing?
Impressive stuff to say the least.
1 phlammo 2017-12-26
All ready for the 2024 solar eclipse. With all his friends.
1 LoouisCuCK 2017-12-26
MFW Você se deparou com uma pessoa com uma quantidade considerável de excesso de peso. Você não pode parar de julgá-los por sua aparência grotesca. Você pensa consigo mesmo: "Quão miseráveis devem ser suas vidas, se arrastrando tão devagar e sendo julgadas em todos os lugares". A pessoa olha para você, e por piedade, você tenta um pequeno sorriso, como se dissesse "nem todos são incapazes de superar sua aparência". No entanto, mesmo isso é difícil, e você desiste no meio do caminho. Você não pode deixar de pensar que o julgamento é simplesmente como as coisas devem ser, que é isso que eles merecem para manter uma aparência tão descuidada. E você também se lembra, de repente, naquele momento, que, se desejassem o contrário, simplesmente poderiam simplesmente parar de comer tanto quanto eles, ou aumentar sua atividade física. E depois de pensar nisso, você não está mais envergonhado de julgar a pessoa com excesso de peso que encontrou, e memórias felizes ocorrem quando você se lembra do fato de que r / fatpeoplehate costumava manter os redditores com excesso de peso na linha. Que costumava invocar o medo (legitimamente) em suas mentes, com a implacável zombaria de pessoas desconhecidas e anônimas. Isso antes do dia da falta quando foi derrubado, os porcos de Reddit não eram tão corajosos em falar sobre seus alimentos favoritos, restaurantes e desertos, e métodos gordurosos de cozinhar. E quando você pensa em tudo isso, você sorri.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-12-26
Would his divorce records be publicly accessible? I need to know if he's divorced.
1 Billyassman 2017-12-26
No curtains, no drapes.empty like his head.
1 narkybark 2017-12-26
For a moment I thought that was a hospital bed
15 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-26
I can't imagine the amount of money someone would need to cope with this idiot.
Imagine agreeing to live with such an utterly valueless bag of shit.
2 loperetti 2017-12-26
Not even, the amount of times they'd be jocktobering some radio show with some top ten list, and Opie would non ironically join in with his opinon not realizing he is jocktober fodder.