His poor fucking wife.

91  2017-12-26 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

58 comments

She wasn't home. That's why he was ballsy enough to remove the plastic from the couch, but dumb enough to keep it in frame.

Yeah, and mr rebel without a cause here is wasting time taking whacky pictures and not taking that basket of laundry upstairs to fold.

He's like a retarted Marlon Brando.

But Marlon Brando had a great career with many accolades.. Opie has been only in the spotlight for the following: - April Fools joke in which they told Boston that Mayor Menino was dead.. got famous for being fired.
- The Teen Voyeaur Bus - but that sent Little Yimmy to jail... yawn forgot about almost immediately...
- Sex for Sam in which a third rate comic called in explaining an act of anal sex in St Patricks Cathedral and subsequently fired and sidelined for 2 years...

Then it went downhill and less people cared...

  • The homeless guy incident in which some crazy person made death threats on the air...
  • Cake Stomp
  • even did not get much credit for Anthony Weiner’s leaked dick pic... that went to Andrew Breitbart..
  • Anthony fired (although Opie had “nothing” to do with it - he picked up some attention).
  • and finally the coup de grace... filming a mumbling naked fat guy on a toilet and making it public... and at this point NO ONE cared...

Arrrgh good catch also ever'thin' is all whoite and clean 'cept Opie his Bessy must 'ate 'is 'obo tits 'avin arse arrrgh

Astutely put.

I was thinking he's in the new bachelor digs.

Reminds me of something Bonnie said; when asking Lynsi if she was bothered my Opie's woes, she said "I'll let the maids wipe my tears", probably meaning fuck him, the money's good

I can't imagine the amount of money someone would need to cope with this idiot.

Imagine agreeing to live with such an utterly valueless bag of shit.

She's likely as vacuous

Given Opie's stupidity it must be incredibly easy to manipulate him and minimize your interactions with him to minutes a day on average. I am sure that is one of the few skills Lynsi developed in her life other than sucking cock and shopping.

Actually she's too good looking for someone to complain about her toothy, no suction blowjobs so she will get away with it until she's like 40.

I'm almost certain she's never sucked off Opie.

In fact I'm almost certain that no one has ever put Opie's tiny prick in their mouth except maybe his stupid, dead father when Tits was an infant.

I can barely listen to my favorite show because of this fucking idiot. If he's 10% of the guy he is on the O&A and I was married with children to him, I'd drown my kids then self immolate.

She's guaranteed to be equally worthless.

The pinnacle of comedy. He really is a zoo crew hack.

Not even, the amount of times they'd be jocktobering some radio show with some top ten list, and Opie would non ironically join in with his opinon not realizing he is jocktober fodder.

I disagree....I think he knew fine well that that was EXACTLY what he was, and how lottery-level lucky he was to have escaped it, and that's why he took more relish than anyone else in the destruction of those terrible shows....

Ex wife*

He's really going to great lengths to cover up that botched eye-job.

He's gonna start a new podcast called the Chop Chopperson Podocust. should be a hit.

Jimmy has a white couch too.

Riffing on Jimmy? Aww c’mon! Don’t you know that this man used to be half of the most amazing radio duo in the world and that he has more talent in his pinky finger than some dumb morning show hack?

What sort of idiot wife would let him sit on a white couch while he has shitty unwashed sweats on?

happy holidays you spiraling hack

In this country, we say "Murrrry Faaaaaawkin Christmas!"

He's wacky! Loooooookkkoooouuuutttt!

That's not the plastic old ladies use to keep their couches nice, that's new furniture plastic. He's had to move to a new apartment.

It is. I bet he took this pic thinking ‘ ‘This will show her how much fun I am having without the kids and home.’

Given how much of an insecure zilch he is on a professional level, I can't imagine what he's like when it comes to the amore.

tss what about the aless?

Hmm I think you are on to something

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I wish I could think of something clever to say but I'm overwhelmed by what a tool he is...

why does this "man" feel the need to cover up his eye lifts and balding in every picture?

If you look at the reflection in the window, there is nothing there. I think the Opster had to move out and get himself a new apartment.

That's exactly what this is. He's all by himself in a new apartment. He has nothing but bills to pay.

The first thing I noticed was the stupid plastic on his stupid furniture. Is he an old woman?

yes

She is damn sure fucking someone but it ain't him and I can guarantee you she isn't poor either. That philly skank has him over a barrel. He can't have her divorcing him now at his lowest moment ever so he has to give her whatever she wants and let her do whatever she wants.

Feigning fake smiles, “that’s a great bit hon...” while she keeps checking her phone to see what divorce lawyers have emailed her back.

The fact that this dunce had a career where he made millions of dollars is enraging. I cant think of anyone with less talent and more undeserving than this asshole.

Enraging? Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?

Sorry everybody, the word "enraging" is now off limits. Hack shit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're still doing this shit?

Douches chills. I fucking hate him. For real

I don't have any witty quips, I just want to call him "Professor Faggot".

You spelled Bam wrong

hobo nose

What, you don't think an old man dressing up in zany costumes is hilarious??

See that house around the weirdo? That's all his poor fucking wife cares about. As long as he keeps that, she's good.

How do you have a work partner that in the last 3 years, got fired for racial tweets, got arrested for domestic abuse, has been accused of banging trannys and 14 year olds, and still come off as more embarrassing?

Impressive stuff to say the least.

All ready for the 2024 solar eclipse. With all his friends.

Would his divorce records be publicly accessible? I need to know if he's divorced.

No curtains, no drapes.empty like his head.

For a moment I thought that was a hospital bed

I can't imagine the amount of money someone would need to cope with this idiot.

Imagine agreeing to live with such an utterly valueless bag of shit.

Not even, the amount of times they'd be jocktobering some radio show with some top ten list, and Opie would non ironically join in with his opinon not realizing he is jocktober fodder.