r/opieandanthony: Going to the army next month

9 cq5195 2017-12-26

He didn't shoot himself in the mouth. Can you surpass that?

3 Dr-Seepage 2017-12-26

Ive heard he was going to download isis manuals and child porn on the armys wifi networks but chickened out at the last minute. Be all you can be.

2 tigbiggernits 2017-12-26

Don't stab yourself in the cheeks repeatedly with an ice pick or learn to play U2 songs on a guitar

2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-26

"You're gonnaaa be soooory" - With The Old Breed by Eugene Sledge

Read that book. And realize what a faggot you'll always be.

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1 Jungies 2017-12-26

I believe he was a cook, so as long as you can add water to dehydrated potatoes in the right ratio and stir it with something other than your dick you should be fine.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-26

Yeah, but dont forget - Casey Ryback was just a cook too.

1 lemskroob 2017-12-26

I believe he was a cook

You are correct

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1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-26

Rape in the US military is a disturbingly unacknowledged problem. About 1/4 women and 1/20 men reported being sexually assaulted.

Anyway, have a good time.

1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-26

Just dont wear a t-shirt with the logo of your battalion to court

1 FrankieBianchi 2017-12-26

i just know for a fact that army is like jail. dont take shit from anyone, even superiors. fight the biggest guy there, even if he's above you in rank

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-26

Say HI to the Chipper for me!

1 crookedmile 2017-12-26

Watch our for loose seals wearing bowties

1 OneCoolGhoul 2017-12-26

Coast guard = better quality of life dog

1 WaterFromTheWell 2017-12-26

What's your MOS going to be?

1 Whalers93 2017-12-26

13m

1 WaterFromTheWell 2017-12-26

Have no fear.