"NotSamsonite" is the corniest hamfisted wannabe wrestler shit ever. It doesn't fucking make sense. I guess the username "NotSam" is kinda cute in 2002, but then he starts using a shitty wrestling-lite logo that says "I'm NotSam" ...No you are Sam. Even Sam doesn't want to be Sam
These are Sam's typical fanbase... he got a glimpse of real men in the O&Averse ... now he's sad he'll never be a real man, he'll be signing pics for $1 like the Virgil he mocked.
I am truly at a loss for words. If you put anything on TV, radio or film - people will latch on. It's the same reason Opie has even 1 fan. These two cucklords see themselves in Sam. He is their leader against a testosterone driven world. This goes to show, being different is a defense mechanism for the disenfranchised neckbeard, even if what you are listening to has ZERO value. It makes you wonder if these two sub-humans ever even listened to O&A.
Maybe you’re not, but I’ve got my container of coffee and I don’t give two hoots about with the boss thinks, I’m going to get the job done right, and I’m going to get it done right every time. I’m just a regular guy with a lot of heart.
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45 comments
44 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-12-26
Those are 2 pussy crushers for sure
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-12-26
Literally wouldn’t surprise me.
23 Yaseetheo 2017-12-26
Sam would kill for a hairline like that. I would kill him for free so I guess we are even.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2017-12-26
The weak following the weak.
This couldn't be more pathetic.
21 HorologicallyInsane 2017-12-26
Well at least his uncle is doing the parents a favor by giving him 100% effective contraception in the form of that shirt.
27 Kurt_Love 2017-12-26
Yeah he needed that or he'd be fucking like crazy
1 LentilSoup6969 2017-12-26
I don't think a kid with his genetics and fashion sense would be having too much sex at all.
17 Applesauceinmypants 2017-12-26
2 guys who will always wonder what a vagina feels like.
16 burlapsack69 2017-12-26
Kill these people.
15 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-26
How do you”christen” someone “into a follower” you dumb stupid faggot?
15 sjeffiesjeff 2017-12-26
With a shirt, clearly
Use your fucking eyes
3 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2017-12-26
watch it with the name calling around here
13 TheTigerDriver 2017-12-26
And I thought I was a tremendous faggot. These "men" give me hope.
12 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-12-26
What's the Greek character after beta?
16 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-26
Cunta - and these guys are almost there.
10 bigtexans4554 2017-12-26
These are examples of testosterone replacement therapy
8 ThatNiggaDre 2017-12-26
"NotSamsonite" is the corniest hamfisted wannabe wrestler shit ever. It doesn't fucking make sense. I guess the username "NotSam" is kinda cute in 2002, but then he starts using a shitty wrestling-lite logo that says "I'm NotSam" ...No you are Sam. Even Sam doesn't want to be Sam
7 Toss__Pot 2017-12-26
These are Sam's typical fanbase... he got a glimpse of real men in the O&Averse ... now he's sad he'll never be a real man, he'll be signing pics for $1 like the Virgil he mocked.
lonelyNotSam.com will be sweet justice.
2 PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS 2017-12-26
Please don't sign my belt.
6 d4n4n 2017-12-26
At least they won't procreate.
6 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-26
Sam, you are a faggot fuck.
5 fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-26
I did not cum in my pants when that girl touched my arm. I did naaaaaat.
5 TriangleDimes 2017-12-26
I'm very angry now.
4 ManbadFerrara 2017-12-26
THEY AREN'T PEOPLE
4 PaintedPicture 2017-12-26
Emasculating that his nephew towers over him at age 12.
2 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-26
This has to be one of the ugliest fem looking families.
2 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-26
Wood paneling, cheap white paint, and $4 haircuts.
2 SirWallaceII 2017-12-26
Pround Boys. More like Ashamed Boys.
*Tss Tss
1 PatBattle1 2017-12-26
while i hate sam now because of how he back stabbed the opester, I have to admit he sells some awesome shirts.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-26
Jesus fuck, they make the proud boys look straight.
1 FakeTrending 2017-12-26
Just be confident, bros.
1 hitlerswag420 2017-12-26
I have a better hairline than that and I shaved my head 3 years ago
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-26
He's a jerkoff besides being a sheltered fag.
1 onamods 2017-12-26
do the bit!!!
no wait, please... no
1 mcmck 2017-12-26
i am completely baffled by this
1 MiserableKing 2017-12-26
They should share an egg between them or something.
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-26
Sam is a hero to the soyboys.
1 frontbottombm 2017-12-26
I am truly at a loss for words. If you put anything on TV, radio or film - people will latch on. It's the same reason Opie has even 1 fan. These two cucklords see themselves in Sam. He is their leader against a testosterone driven world. This goes to show, being different is a defense mechanism for the disenfranchised neckbeard, even if what you are listening to has ZERO value. It makes you wonder if these two sub-humans ever even listened to O&A.
1 TacolasCage 2017-12-26
I wonder how much child porn those two have combined
-1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2017-12-26
That's about right.
-1 Redpens1776 2017-12-26
The millennial Anthony fears.
-7 AdroitVaricosity 2017-12-26
Yeah and a bunch of fat fuck O&A fans on a message board are the REAL alpha males! I get it!
16 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-26
Maybe you’re not, but I’ve got my container of coffee and I don’t give two hoots about with the boss thinks, I’m going to get the job done right, and I’m going to get it done right every time. I’m just a regular guy with a lot of heart.
1 LentilSoup6969 2017-12-26
Which one on the photo are you?
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