His body is built out of corn syrup and soy. I'm actually amazed he was able to produce viable sperm to impregnate his wife. Who am I kidding? She was probably getting her cunt pumped by some other guy while Sam kissed the bulge on his Hulk Hogan doll in the other room.
It's still the funniest fucking thing in the world that his overbearing control freak of a mother was so terrified her little Sam would be short that she gave him human growth hormone.
hehehehe treats hehehehe erik loves his treats
you know he’s from florida right? hehehehe
you don’t think erock is a slender man? hehehehe
i didn’t think so! xD
seriously part of me hates erock just because he let this genetic disaster bully him. he walks around with two dozen targets on him and erik just took his shit.
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20 Pr0gNuT 2017-12-25
Processed food and HGH is a bad fucking combo. He looks like the reflection of a funhouse mirror.
12 RealTonySchiavone 2017-12-25
If you take HGH, eat clean and work out, you'll look like a wrestler. Take HGH and eat/live like Sam, and you look like a retarded Gumby.
13 Pr0gNuT 2017-12-25
His body is built out of corn syrup and soy. I'm actually amazed he was able to produce viable sperm to impregnate his wife. Who am I kidding? She was probably getting her cunt pumped by some other guy while Sam kissed the bulge on his Hulk Hogan doll in the other room.
4 SirWallaceII 2017-12-25
Sams kid is black as the day is long.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-12-25
It's still the funniest fucking thing in the world that his overbearing control freak of a mother was so terrified her little Sam would be short that she gave him human growth hormone.
-2 Cootahwasdryandshit 2017-12-25
Surely not? Anyone got a before and after photo? I think Sam is scared of overdosing on aspirin let alone man enough to shoot GH
-2 Cootahwasdryandshit 2017-12-25
Surely not? Anyone got a before and after photo? I think Sam is scared of overdosing on aspirin let alone man enough to shoot GH
5 momomike 2017-12-25
hehehehe treats hehehehe erik loves his treats you know he’s from florida right? hehehehe you don’t think erock is a slender man? hehehehe
i didn’t think so! xD
seriously part of me hates erock just because he let this genetic disaster bully him. he walks around with two dozen targets on him and erik just took his shit.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-25
You're forgetting Erik is a huge pussy wimp
4 jtormeyx 2017-12-25
I often wonder if he cries when looking at a mirror.
3 carribbeanjimmy 2017-12-25
I'd totes swipe left, he's sooo grody!
3 fawwkyeah 2017-12-25
So is Sam a Jew or black?
1 tbewiz 2017-12-25
Jew obviously have African genetics. Jewfro anyone?
3 JessesManPanties 2017-12-25
He looks like an aborigine. A gay one.
3 soldag 2017-12-25
looking upon his image fills me with a primal instinct to punch him until he stops moving, for the betterment of the tribe
2 chickenfan1 2017-12-25
why is this link from zype?
2 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-12-25
Maybe because he can stand on his hind legs
2 PleasePMmeSteamKeys 2017-12-25
Reminder that that's Sam in his prime
1 mrcitylights 2017-12-25
it doesn’t
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-12-25
It doesn’t. It just doesn’t.
1 cosmiclou 2017-12-25
Nardwar?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-25
Scientists should look closely, we've found the missing link.
1 Anarox 2017-12-25
The CIA is declassifying this project as we speak
-3 sryan8913 2017-12-25
He actually looks fine in this picture.
2 SirWallaceII 2017-12-25
Hi sam