Please Kill Sam

58  2017-12-25 by ThatNiggaDre

33 comments

So many douchechills from them having to pretend like Troy's gay song was good

You know Ant wanted to trash that awful shit so bad. It was exactly the type of song he would immediately dissect as trite and cliché.

“She got that COCO POPS do you SEE how they are trying to force these ebonics into our dialect??”

Yeah he's old and bitter. Hilarious

How do Ant and Jim not just destroy him on a constant basis? And when did Sam become so godawful?? He was actually funny as a little shit, trouble maker. It’s like he lost all self awareness once his salary tripled and became a cohost.

He's always been a faggot

Yea but he was a funny faggot. Without Sam there wouldn’t be hours of O&A smashing Scorch. Without Sam there wouldn’t be Jocktober. And not to mention the countless intern drama videos we cherish so deeply

Opie gave both of those to opie Jr. He was obsessed with bad jocks because he knew he was one himself and he made Sam go work for scorch and report back. Sam is an unfunny cunt who didn't even laugh at the old show when he was in studio bc he didn't understand.

You're right, who else but Sam could have gone through hundreds of hours of tape to find funny stuff to shit on.

Besides like an intern or something. Remember later on Sam didn't even wanna do it anymore? He's shit. If Opie was "Tits" then Mammogram Sam is his disciple.

They pay this cunt 60 grand a year??

I'm actually curious as to what they realistically pay Sam.

He's now officially 'on-air talent' but he's also co-host to Jim Norton, who isn't exactly a hot commodity himself. $200k? Plus whatever WWE pays him, which also can't be a lot, but probably isn't nothing.

I'd guess Sam is pulling down somewhere in the neighborhood of $300k a year.

And that's not alot? Most people never make close to that.

I would be surprised if he was making half of that. You know Opie and Jim had to be taking significant pay cuts before they split, and I would bet 300k was what Norton was making at the height of O&A. I'll bet sam is making around 70k a year

How do Ant and Jim not just destroy him on a constant basis?

Greggshells all over again

No, greggshells occurred because Opie was actually their boss. They couldn’t speak up to him since he had the power to fire Anthony and certainly Jimmy. Sam has no power.

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What a fucking faggot. I too wish death on him

I hate him with a passion.

he is fucking opie. this is no better than the zoo crew singing biggie

When he says "coco puffs" you just know he is thinking of the breakfast cereal.

"She got them Coco Puffs..." retards actually pay a faggot money to listen to this jungle gorilla "music"?
And Sam either likes it because he unquestioningly follows nigger "culture" as an attempt to look fresh and hip in front of the retard youth or because he genuinely likes it... Either way, he is absolutely condemnable.

I say with no hyperbole or sarcasm that rap music and culture go hand in hand with severe brain damage.

He genuinely likes it. It's not like he's going home and secretly listening to obscure 70's progressive rock bands.

where we at with the Gentle Giant?

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rap music = drinking cough syrup = brain lesions

Peckah lesions.

Clip ends too soon. His cringy dancing actually got worse if you can believe that.

I thought those posts were photoshopped. Now I'm not sure.

He has a camel toe hairline

So do you think sam told troyquan he would play his song the radios if he could get a producer credit? I bet he even helped with the kiddie porn music video

Love to help you out bro, but after this video, I need to kill myself instead.

Best argument I've ever seen for eugenics.

It's 'she got the coco puffs' ya piece a gahbige

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rap music = drinking cough syrup = brain lesions

He genuinely likes it. It's not like he's going home and secretly listening to obscure 70's progressive rock bands.